Ever since my older brother Kevin decided to become friends with white people, they dragged him into their devil worshipping practices, or Water Polo. Since everyone thinks Water Polo is the stupidest sport ever created, me included, nobody plays on the team, which leads to no money for the team, which means that Water Polo is not even acknowledged as a real sport, but a “club sport”. My mother and father (being the annoying people they have always been) one day asked themselves; “how can we push our son Andrew to another level of hatred for us” their solution to this easy problem was to recruit me to the “Water Polo” team, why they did this was pretty clear to me, they hate me, but since they will never admit to such a “false statement”, they…