Water Polo Persuasive Speech

Ever since my older brother Kevin decided to become friends with white people, they dragged him into their devil worshipping practices, or Water Polo. Since everyone thinks Water Polo is the stupidest sport ever created, me included, nobody plays on the team, which leads to no money for the team, which means that Water Polo is not even acknowledged as a real sport, but a “club sport”. My mother and father (being the annoying people they have always been) one day asked themselves; “how can we push our son Andrew to another level of hatred for us” their solution to this easy problem was to recruit me to the “Water Polo” team, why they did this was pretty clear to me, they hate me, but since they will never admit to such a “false statement”, they …show more content…
We lost 24 - 2 no joke. Everyone on the team was disheartened and depressed we lost; but the funny part is; they expected me to be on the same boat as them, sad about the outcome and even more saddened about the score: This honestly was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard; why should I? I don't see any reason why I should or would care about what some bothersome, stupid sport’s outcome turns out to be? my parents really did think though, that for a second I enjoyed the sport, the water, the players; I probably enjoyed the W-word a little bit more than I enjoy killing babies, which I don’t really find amusing …show more content…
I believe that whatever is coming your way (might or might not be a bus) was put there as a test, and as long as you do damage control, the impact won't be that hard, lord knows that the W- word hit me like a bus, but since I took the initiative and actually got my stuff together, it only hurt this