Humorous Wedding Speech

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Ladies and Men...
Have you ever had a relationship to start off with a bang and then suddenly, nothing? Man... what a bummer, huh? It's a hurtful thing to happen. You are probably left wondering what in the world did you do or say. I know it doesn't make you feel any better, however, you are not the only one it's happened to. There are plenty of us in that boat... so much so that we may actually sink if we all came aboard at one time.
It's confusing to know what happened especially when he or she won't return a call or text message to explain what went wrong. You thought everything was fine... you had a physical attraction... you had things in common... so what went wrong?!
You may even think that you gave it up too soon or not soon enough. However, the answer is more profound than that. I'm sure you want to know what the answer it so you can move on and you will know what not to do the next time you are in a new relationship.
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Well, there's a good reason for that as well. It's really nobody's fault either. I've confused you again, haven't I? I'm sorry.
Do you look at other couples and wonder what does she have or he have and you don't? What is it when you feel some type of way and the other person doesn't? Yep... it's that spiritual connection to the other person and it has nothing to do with the way she looks or what he does in the

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