Why Do I Read This Way?

I just love to read, I read every chance I get. My boss, and wife try to keep me from reading, but I always find a way. One day my wife and I were going to play cards at a friends house, I went to change my shirt like she told me too, and I snuck a book into my pocket to read later in the night. But my wife found it, and as I tried to play it off as how did that get in there? My wife got angry, which caused her to rip the pages out. Oh my poor book! why does my wife hurt me this way?
Out one day I went into the bank, with no one paying attention to me I went into the safe for some peace, so I could read the newspaper. The newspaper was full of news about a H-bomb, by this time I had a bad feeling in my stomach. As I set the newspaper down,