What did you major in?
Now, we are older and wiser and, in many cases, will lead lives of anger, resentment, and indentured servitude at our "restaurant" jobs. The last thing we need is for our adults griping and reinforcing the fact that our degrees in cartography or history are useless, cold, or stale, because, after all, it was the preceding generations that inculcated us with the importance of formal higher education. Many people are calling us the new "Lost Generation", which I resent, because we didn't lose ourselves-we were following you.
Millions of educated waiters and waitresses and baristas fight feelings of worthlessness each time we walk into Applebee’s as an employee, not guest, or every time we add cream to your coffee, and then we open the newspaper to your column, which, ironically, offers nothing to anyone. While you may believe in your literary mordancy and wit and write with hubris, your writing, rather than edifying or inspiring your readers, exasperates a sorrow carried by an entire generation. I’d hope you and the rest of our preceding generations would help to guide us through our “hard times” and devise possible solutions and provide support rather than reinforcing our huge mistake in our young lives. Your article provided nothing valuable to anyone other than you, who got paid to write it, and the other members of your generation, who watch us writhe in debt like a kid watches animals in a zoo. Please, when you decide to,