Essay on All Over The Road So A Cop

1121 Words Sep 15th, 2016 5 Pages
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk” (Great Clean Jokes). My thesis statement is I say violence is ruining the NFL and giving the wrong impression to the youth. The biggest offense that get NFL players arrested is DUI’s. It is just wrong to go out drinking and driving even when you are an athlete. I will be speaking about how violence is ruining the NFL. July 5, 2014 Josh Gordon was accused of driving while impaired after being pulled over for speeding in Raleigh, North Carolina. Josh Gordon is a prime example of crimes and violence in the NFL. He would go and get drunk then attempt to drive home. He was suspended for 10 games in the NFL for this charge. He ended up pleading guilty and received up to $390 in fines. Josh Gordon has had multiple arrests for drugs. He…

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