Dumb Wedding Rhetorical Analysis

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X Overly Elaborate and Expensive Celeb Weddings ... post to category ... Wedding

At this writing, I 've been happily married for ten years (yay me!). I don 't know about you, but I had absolutely no clue what I wanted my wedding to be like. I knew how I wanted my marriage to be, but not my wedding. I found that there are some people who look down their nose at you if you don 't do “certain” things in “certain” ways. Whatever. I also found out that things can get really expensive really quickly; I was flabbergasted when I saw how expensive some weddings were, especially celebrity weddings. Now, I know what you 're going to say: “Why are you hating on rich people? It 's their money, they can do what they want!” I won 't disagree with you. Heck,
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Chelsea Clinton & Marc Mezvinsky-around $2-$5 million http://www.today.com/id/38444780/ns/today-weddings/t/chelseas-wedding-k-tents-k-toilets/#.VdyvKs4gik0 This former “first-daughter” got married in 2011 to the tune of around $5 million. One thing I find really interesting is that they rented some air-conditioned tents. I 'd never heard of that before, but it 's a great idea; I don 't know about New York, but it 's hot enough here in Georgia in July that I 'd see a $600,000 air-conditioned tent as a blessing! Okay, maybe not that expensive, but you get the point. At least it 's useful, unlike some things...

3. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
What I find interesting is that the $6.5 million (or $12 million, depending on who you ask) price tag included buying out an entire hotel for the guests plus paying nearby businesses to close. They did this just to throw the paparazzi off track. Smart. If they 'd wanted to, though, they could have rented the entire country of Liechtenstein for less than that. Seriously, check it
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Eonline.com states that, while the wedding did take place in an estate in the south of France, it hosted only their closest friends and family. The best part for me is the dress-instead of thousands of dollars in diamonds like other celebrity brides, hers was decorated with reprints of drawings from the children! Their 11-year-old even baked the cake! You can read more about it

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