How You Get The Prefix Tank Top Before Your Name Essay

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How to Get the Prefix Tank Top before Your Name

Step 1: Be a fat kid, get bullied, and avoid tank tops

To a fat kid, wearing a tank top is like sticking a note on your own back that says kick me. You’re a target. Kids would make fun of the rolls that weren’t hidden by cloth. Although no matter what clothing you have on you’re a target. When you put your hands up and your shirt follows exposing the fleshy mounds that is your stomach you my dear reader is a target for bullying by kids. Have you ever had that ripple effect when you walk and as you flop in your chair after a long hard day on the playground, your stomach, in return, flops onto you? You pray that no one notices the ten on the Richter scale earthquake that is going on under your clothes, but someone does, they always do. All in all, a fat kid, times, the number of asshole kids in his class, equals, getting bullied, but a fat kid, plus, a tank top, times the number of asshole kids in class equals, running home because you have literally been ripped into two separate beings and both of them were bullied. And while you’re running home, you won’t get far because you’re fat and crying, so we both know you wouldn’t be able to breathe. That’s only from being fat imagine the bullying if you’re smart. Kids will bully you for the smallest things. If you listen to music that they don’t, you get bullied, if you wear glasses, you get bullied, if they can see your socks and you’re not wearing shorts, you get bullied, play…

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