Full Collection of 8 Funny Poems Essay
Now dogs pretend they like to fight;
They often bark, more seldom bite;
But yet a Dog is, on the whole,
What you would call a simple soul.
Of course I'm not including Pekes,
And such fantastic canine freaks.
The usual Dog about the Town
Is much inclined to play the clown
And far from showing too much pride
Is frequently undignified.
He's very easily taken in-
Just chuck him underneath the chin
Or slap his back or shake his paw,
And he will gambol and guffaw.
He's such an easy-going lout,
He'll answer any hail or shout.
Again I must remind you that
A Dog's a Dog - A CAT'S A CAT.
Full of green, red, blue
God gave …show more content…
I think that I've got it all figured out... what animal talk is all about.
"Moo" means excuse me, that's my milk you're takin'.
"Oink" means quit lookin' at me like I'm bacon.
"Nay" means no shoes, no shirt, no ride.
"Baa" means, gee lately it's colder outside.
"Arf" means my tail is my very best feature.
"Meow" means I'm such an exquisite creature.
"Quack" means this water is turning quite icy.
"Hiss" means you look so delicious and spicy.
"Roarrr" means I am the king of the beasts.
"Honk" means I am the queen of the geese.
"Grrrr" means I'll eat you when you go for a walk.
Boy am I glad
I speak animal talk!
The Ghost With The Most
"Boo! Boo Hoo!", cried the ghost with the most.
No one comes to visit me, though I'm the perfect host.
I decorate with cobwebs, sweep the spiders under the rug,
Yet no one ever offers me a kind word or a hug.
I don't know what the reason is.
I don't know what could cause it,
'Cause I always, yes I always keep my skeletons in the closet.
Sure, I may look scary but if someone really knew me, they wouldn't be afraid
'cause they could see right through me.
(C) 1998, Arden Davidson
No Sun. No Moon.
No sun. No moon.
No stars. No sky.
I made them disappear.
I didn't use a magic wand.
I had no special gear.
I didn't cast an evil spell.
I didn't use first aid.
I didn't do a tribal dance....
I just pulled down