I do not think my parents were as devout as the majority of other Catholics; I do not recall ever reading the Bible on my own at home. Sunday school, which was actually on Wednesdays for me, was always a dread; it made the weeks fly by. Before I knew it, it would be Wednesday again and I would have to go to one of the church classrooms and go over Bible passages or whatever it was we did. I can only remember a few things about Sunday school:
1. At the end of each semester we would have a “fun” Bible trivia competition in which we would wait in lines to compete against rival teams. I hated getting to the front of the line because it was almost guaranteed I would get the question wrong so I would always let others cut in front of me, hoping that my teacher would not notice how infrequently I was up at the ____. This could have had some factor in shaping the neurotic part of my identity but definitely didn’t contribute to my sexuality.
2. Once a kid told our class that Obama ate babies. He asked the teacher what she thought—no