Speech: Are You Smarter Than A 4-God '
Host: Hello everyone and welcome to, “Are you smarter than a 4-Her!” Today we are going to see if a couple of random county fair goers can do what 4-Hers do! I’m ________ and I’ll be your for host today. Now it’s time to meet our contestants!
Enter Grandma and Townsperson
Host: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Grandma Smith and Jackson O’Hara. Why don’t you two tell the audience a little about yourselves?
Grandma: (in old lady voice) Well, I have 10 grandchildren and most of them are in 4-H. I used to be in 4-H myself. Now back in my day, we didn’t have them fancy dancy typing machines to type up our reports on. We had to hand write everything and---
Host: Alright. Thank you Grandma. …show more content…
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Commercial Person exit
President Obama enters
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The correct answer was, don’t wait till two weeks before county fair to do all your projects. Since it is still a tied game, we will move onto the County Fair Challenge! The first person to get through the Course of Country wins! Let’s walk through the course now, shall we? First we have the Corn Hole toss, where you must at least hit the board to move on. The next is the Rodeo Ring, in which you most take the stick horse and ride around the ring 3 times. And last but not least we have the Redneck Round-Up, where you have to lasso on of the fake bulls. First contestant to complete the Course of Country wins! On your marks, get set,