Evil : Evil And Evil Essay

786 Words Dec 8th, 2015 4 Pages
Evil Stepmonster

Evil step monster. That, is what’s married to my dad, no, no she doesn 't do any harm to me or my little sister she 's just a straight up nutcase. Throughout the years I have mastered the process; and how to deal with her much like, I 'm sure, most kids with divorced parents do.
Alright so picture this, a little five-year-old girl sitting on her dad’s couch,moping. She did not want to be there in the first place, and to make things worse her dad 's house smelt like fried food and wet dog. As she was, well, somewhat content watching her beloved show, The Wonder Pets, her step mom comes in and puts on a video of a live birth. Yes, that 's right, a live birth! This is how my crazy step monster announced to me, she was pregnant with my little sister. In reality, there is no fixing crazy, but you can be like me and find a way to “rid” of your crazy step monster.
First and foremost you need a huge amount of patents. I recommend sitting in a room filled with crying babies, a handful of three-year-olds, people scratching their nails on a chalk board and, an old couple who can 't hear, but insist on talking. An example as to why you would need this skill is when your step mom says, “hey does anyone ever tell you you look like your aunt?” Yea, this doesn 't seem like much of an insult, but, when your aunt has no teeth and is morbidly obese things could get a bit, well, sticky, and in order to not spend life in jail because of an accidental knife “slip” I advise…

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