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16 Cards in this Set
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WOAH |
Ha, ha, ha. Teacher fell down. |
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Yo, do you need like help? |
No, no. It’s too late for that. Teacher’s on the ground. Like a silly little girl. Well, I’m not a little girl, and I didn’t fall. |
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Yes, you did. Do you wanna like get up, though? |
No, no. We’re staying in this. ‘Cause, I’ve got a hunch, and I’m not a psychologist. |
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Yo, this is drivers ed. |
But maybe you’re laughing, ‘cause you’re afraid. Teacher’s on the ground. Everything’s different. Are we okay? |
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Yeah, we're good, but are you okay? |
Oh, ‘cause I tripped. ‘Cause I was teaching too fast. You remember how fast it was? |
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Nah, I think it was just cuz you didn’t realize your shoes were heelys. |
Say, honey, what now? |
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Uh, heelys are sneakers with wheels in them. |
Impossible! This is all funny now, but it’s not gonna be funny if it turns out I have two broken legs. And I’m in a full bottom mermaid cast. Wheeled around in a trash bin, covered head to toe in the stinky trash. That’s not funny. Spaghetti in my hair. |
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I think that is funny. |
Alright, you, you laugh it up. Laugh away like this is some episode of Friend. |
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Do you mean friends? |
I don't know movies. |
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I can’t take this, I have to help her. |
Halt! I can teach from the ground, can’t I? Yes, uh, let’s place our hands on the wheel. Okay, remember, how old are my kids? Ten and two... Oh. Oh my dear god. Teacher fell more. |
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You're like 3 inches lower. |
God, I’m on the ground. Oh! I’m where I belong. They always said I was too frail. Said I wouldn’t live past three. And I wish I hadn’t. |
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Oh no, don't tell us stuff. |
You know I’ve fallen down before. Once, at my own wedding. And a thousand other times. |
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Stop sharing. |
My ex-husband used to tell me, “Gail, you’re too weak. Gail, you’re too clumsy. Gail, those shoes have wheels”. Put that phone away! |
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Yo, I'm calling the nurse. |
You know what? This is good. Film this. Film this. [ The screen cuts to a filming of the teacher on the ground. She is looking into the camera. ] Hello, hello. How does it feel to see teacher? Teacher who used to lord over you with such power, fallen down. Knowing you could get up and kick her. You can step on her. Come on now. Take a wiz on teacher. |
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Oh my god. |
Get up you. Spit in my hair. |
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But, she said to. |
Look at us. The world has gone topsy-turvy, and so have we. We’re all here we’re all laughing like cats. You oughta try it, falling down. You see the world differently down here. You realize how small we all are, and how big the floor is. Alright, I’ve learned my lesson. Someone help me up. Well, they’ve left. I guess school is over. And, what, would you look at that? There’s a wheel in my shoe. What?! |
