The Syracuse Board of Sentient Beings requests that we here at the Post remind readers of their impending doom, as well as the approaching annual Cesspool Appreciation Week. Beginning the weekend of the 18th, Syracuse will set aside a week in remembrance and celebration of cesspools.
Cesspools, as we all know, as vital to life here in Syracuse. Where would we be without our cesspools? Where else would we dispose of sewage, or, more commonly, the dismembered rotting corpses of our adversaries? Where else would we store our medieval weaponry and animal furs? What else would we do with our used seal clubs and hemostatic forceps? The fact of the matter is that we here in Syracuse need our cesspools.
Cesspool Appreciation Week sponsor, the man
Cesspools, as we all know, as vital to life here in Syracuse. Where would we be without our cesspools? Where else would we dispose of sewage, or, more commonly, the dismembered rotting corpses of our adversaries? Where else would we store our medieval weaponry and animal furs? What else would we do with our used seal clubs and hemostatic forceps? The fact of the matter is that we here in Syracuse need our cesspools.
Cesspool Appreciation Week sponsor, the man