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HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT YOU WANT?
Not really. Id like to know...
FINE, WHAT'LL BE?
Im not sure. I was going to say Id like to hear about your specials
WHY?
why? Because I might like to have one?
AND YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN THEM?
well, since I dont know what they are and youre the only at this table who does, by process of elimination...
I GET IT. TODAY'S SPECIALS ARE... FISH AND MEAT
fish and meat?
YOU NEED THAT DEFINED?
no, Ive got a grasp of the basics, but you might want to fill me in on some of the details.
LIKE WHAT?
o i dont know. Maybe what kind of fish or what kind of meat
My but you just want the moon, dont you? OK, we have white fish and red meat. Happy?
ecstatic. Know what, just bring me a chinese Chicken salad, please
If you wanted a Chicken chinese salad, why did you ask me about the specials
I dont know I guess deep down Im just evil inside.
(aside)You wont get an argument from me

FINE, CHICKEN SALAD IT IS
Notes on patient Jane Bryant: Its apparent that Jane's anxiety stems from...
Ahem do you think you can tear yourself away from your little recorder?
Im sorry I didnt see you
Of course you didnt. why would you? Im just the waitress. Im sure you have more important ppl to deal with.
what can I do for you
WE'RE ALL OUT OF CHICKEN. YOU CAN HAVE A CHINESE SALAD
theres no such things as a chinese salad
there is today
just bring me a club sandwich?
what?
YOU MIGHT TRY PLEASE. BRING ME A CLUB SANDWICH, PLEASE. IM YOUR WAITRESS, NOT YOUR SLAVE
ok have I done something to offend you?
what are you talking about?
Since you first came over here you've been very angry about something and your taking it out on me.
Thanks for the analysis. And what are you? A shrink
Actually... I am a therapist
Terrific. 75 tables here and I have to wait on Sigmund Freud
thats enuf I want to talk to your manager
Sure, talk to the manager. Get me fired. Prove to him that he is right.
prove to who, what?
My husband. He said this was a dead end job and that I was a loser.
your husband said you were a loser?
can you believe that? He never used to say that especially when I was working and putting him through podiatry school.
your husband is a podiatrist?
Yes he is. Why? Is something wrong with that. You have something against feet?
no, not at all, I love feet. I use mine every day. They're very... handy. Get it? Feet...hand... it was a joke
Really. I hope your a better therapist than you are a comedian
Do you know your very hostile?
Sigmund Freud and dick tracy. what gave it away?
Fine, you're targeting your anger at the wrong person
mabye, but your here, so that makes it at least convenient.
not to mention counter-productive.
what does that mean?
you're allowing yourself to become a loser. It's simply a matter of self-loathing.
you wanna say that in english
bottom line you dont like yourself. period!
(sits down) what am I supposed to do?
dont you have other tables to wait on? other customers to abuse?
forget them! what can I do?
OK answer this do you like being a waitress?
Yes. I love it
Good...are you a good waiter and do you make a decent living?
Im great at it and I can make a lot of money.
if what you said is the truth, how can you be a loser and this be a dead end job?
you're right.
(gets up and voice rises)
Im a great waitress. In fact, im one of the best in town and anyone who disagrees with me can come here, get a table, sit down, order, and watch me!
thats great but you may want to keep this between us right now
OK, ur right, but how do I prove this to my husband?
what have we been talking about? you only have to prove it to yourself. Want to know how?
Yes!
....say Hi there. how are you? nice day, isnt it? well, go ahead
Oh, OK. Hi there. how are you? nice day isnt it?
Now ask me what Id like. Go ahead
What can I get for you sir? Can I tell you about the specials? See, I remembered that you asked me about the specials before.
You are good.... now say, "it would be my pleasure" and go get it for me
Sir, that would be my pleasure. I'll have it for you in a flash. I threw that in.
Nice touch, now go get it
now go get it!
No, dont repeat it, do it!
oh. You bet!
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