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5 Cards in this Set
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How long have you been in the Navy? |
All me bloomin life! Me mother was a mermaid, Me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles is me clothes. Every hair in me head is hemp. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike. Every bone in me body is a spar. When I spits, I spits tar! I’s hard, I is, I am, I are!!! |
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What time is it? |
Due to the fallacious nature of my chronometer, and the inability of my cerebrum to function in the manner of an August Chief Petty Officer, I am unable to ascertain the correct military time to a punctilious degree. However, it is my firm belief the the correct time is________ (look at watch and say local time) |
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What’s today? |
The happiest day of me blooming life!!! |
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Presenting your Chargebook |
Oh great all-knowing most honorable fountain of wisdom. Please excuse my slovenly appearance and accept my most humble apologies for encroaching on your valuable time. I beseech you to affix your stately signature upon my noble tome. I further implore you to not prevaricate in this life sustaining document. |
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First Cadence |
C-130 Rolling down the line. Selectees gonna take a little trip. Mission top secret destination unknown. Don’t know if they are ever coming home. When our plane gets up so high. Selectees gonna dance in the sky. Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four. If my main don’t open wide. I got my reserve by my side. If that one should fail me too. Look out ground, I’m coming through. If I die on the old drop zone. Box me up and ship me home. Bury speakers all around my head. So I can rock with the Grateful Dead. Bury speakers all around my toes. So I can rock with Axle Rose. If I die before I’m done. Tell the chiefs mess this was fun. If I die on pinning day. Tell St. Peter get out of the way. Put my anchors on my chest. Tell my mom I did my best. |
