Examples Of Humorous Wedding Speech By A Nurse

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First off, congratulations on your graduation! Let’s just hope that I never will require you to be my nurse. Please try your best not to kill anyone unless it’s Henry Nguyen. If it is, please use the wrong drug “accidentally” (the quicker the better) and I’ll defend you no matter what. Although knowing Henry, he can’t die because he’s too dumb to die.
Second off, happy birthday! I hope I didn’t ruin it (I’m pretty good at them) or embarrass anyone (I’m even better at that) although knowing me I’m sure I embarrassed myself by eating way too much. Anyways, I really appreciate you putting aside a week so that you could bring Ryan and me around Calgary for food and fun.
I wish you the very best in your future and good luck for your patients as

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