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14 Cards in this Set
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What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
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Stick with me and we'll go places!
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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
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Hog and kisses!
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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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Sure, they're very scentimental!
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
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I'm sweet on you!
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
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I find you very attractive!
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What did one pickle say to the other?
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You mean a great dill to me.
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What did hte elephant say to his girlfriend/
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I love you a ton!
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
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You're fun to hang around with.
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Did you hear about the nearsignted porcupine?
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He fell in love with a pin cushion!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?
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I dot my i's on you!
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What did one light bulb say to the other?
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I love you a whole watt!
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What did the caveman give him wife on Valentine's Day?
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Uhs and kisses!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there? Olive. Olive who? |
Olive you!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there? Howard. Howard who? |
Howard you like a great big kiss?
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