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Cuckoldry (noun)
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Noun: The husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision
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Cuckoldry (verb)
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Verb: Making another man a cuckold by having a sexual relationship with his wife
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Ostensibly
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apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually: portrayed as a blue-collar type, ostensibly a carpenter.
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She sucked dick like...
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She invented it
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She was hitting the crescendo of....
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her well-conducted symphony of knob slobbing
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Fellatio won't fill....
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that hole in your soul
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Fuck you, I hope all your children....
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are born with birth defects
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reticent
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not revealing one's thought s or feelgins
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obsequious
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obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree
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This is for all the bitches, ho's and tricks....
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I wouldn't talk to you, if I didn't have a dick
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Chicanery
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the use of tricker to achieve a political, financial, or legal purpose
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acquiescence
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accept something reluctantly but without protest
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Pursuant to Megan's law....
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I am obligated to tell you that I am a convicted sex offender. What's your name?
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Hi, can we just skip the pleasantries...
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and go straight to the part where you call me Captain Kirk and give me a hand ob in the backseat of my car?
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You can't make Chardonnay...
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out of shit
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I have an upper management...
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job in hell reserved for me
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Everyone be careful, this guy tries to....
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lurk under the stairs and like your shoes when you pass by
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confluence
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a junction of two rivers, esp. rivers of approx. equal width
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Girl: "what's your favorite sex position?"
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The one where I pretend she isn't there, get off as fast as possible, she does my laundry, cleans, and then leaves
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I bet you've sucked..
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miles of dick
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General Shiridan said...
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"if I owned hell and texas, I'd rent out texas and live in hell."
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obstinate
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stubbornly refusing to change one's opinion
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Gordian Knot
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An extremely difficult or involved problem
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My dick was so limp, it was like trying to...
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shove a marshmallow into a slot machine
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It was as much fun as going to the zoo and....
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finding all the animals dead
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She had the sex appeal of a....
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school bus fire
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I write dialogue for....
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snuff films
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I do a lot of free lance work for...
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cat fancy
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I spend most of my time writing to...
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prison inmates
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Tucker masturbates to...
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sesame street
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tucker thinks you're fat, but...
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I think you're a unique and special flower
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This girl was a mess. Her hair looks like she did it...
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with her knees
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Like Napoleon,
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I need to trade space for time
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gregarious
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fond of company
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I agree with you mister peepers, she needs to be turned upside down...
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and have her vagina filled with concrete
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If a key opens lots of locks, it's a master key...
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but if a lock is opened by many keys, then she's a whore
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I know why women have mouths...
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but I'm not sure about why they have vocal chords
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Booze is like...
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special olympics in a bottle
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Sinner on saturday...
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saint on sunday
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Everytime I think I can't sink any lower, It's like a limbo contest and....
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the devil is holding the stick
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If you try to defend yourself by criticizing me back...
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I will quickly find your deepest insecurity and viciously attack it for a solid 45 minutes. I call this foreplay.
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If you think you love me....
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I'm sorry your dad was so mean to you and didn't give you the attention you so desperately needed.
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But like Solomon...
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I found a way to split the baby
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It was like scuba diving...
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in a puddle
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My vagina wants...
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to give you a high five
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The gods love...
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courage and defiance. I have both
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It's like saying that they were the best toilet...
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to lick
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She was as hot as a catcher's mitt...
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with lipstick
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Pick two....
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Sane, sexy, or single
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Just because you've had more dicks in you than a..
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detective agency doesn't mean you're good at sex
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ephemeral
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having a very short life
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It's the same reason your nose never itches when...
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your ankle is caught in a bear trap
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Without Bluto...
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Popeye is just a vegetarian that digs anorexic chicks
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He showed me more faces than...
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a mythological hydra staring into a disco ball
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Some would say that I contribute to the coarsening of the English language through my casual use of profanity. To those critics...
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I would respond that my discourse merely exemplifies the vaunted precedent of valorizing the oral vernacular. I would further add that the language is a living tissue, which must occasionally suffer the rupture of subversion in order to convalesce into a more structural stability. So to those guardians of the linguistic gates out there who charge that I shoehorn the f-word in wherever I can, merely to further a rather tenuous career built entirely on a profane house of cards... well go fuck yourself.
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recidivism
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a convicted criminal who reoffends repeatedly
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Blaise Pascal:
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I have made this letter longer...
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because I have not had the time to make it shorter
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Sam Levenson
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well...
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is that they have a common enemy
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Oscar Wilde
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One should always be in love...
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that is the reason one should never marry
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George Orwel
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Advertising is...
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rattling a stick inside a swill bucket
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Betty Talmadge
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Life is what happens to you...
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when you're making plans
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Jose Joaquin de Olmedo
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He who does not hope to win...
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has already lost.
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Woody Allen
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70% of success in life is....
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showing up
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Anna Quindlen
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A finished person is...
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a boring person
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John Woode
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It is what you learn...
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after you know it all that counts
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Jewish proverb
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Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten...
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don't be bitter lest you be spewed out
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William Faulkner
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No man is a failure...
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who is enjoying life
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Cyrus H. Curtis
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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much...
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those who are told, and those who can do nothing else
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Aurthur Koestler
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The more original a discovery...
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the more obvious it seems afterwards
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Chinese proverb
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He who has drowned....
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is not trouble by the rain
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Sydney Smith
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Whatever you are by nature...
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keep to it, never desert your line of talent. Be what nature intended you for and you will succeed
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Robin Green
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I started concentrating so hard on my vision...
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that i lost sight
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Brittany Murphy
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Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
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being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them
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Paul Valery
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That which has been believed by everyone...
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always and everywhere, has every chance of being false
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Charles Anderson Dana
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When a doge bites a man, that is not news...
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but when a man bites a dog, that is news
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Albert von Szent-gyorgyi
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Science is...
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to see what everyone else has seen, but think what no one else has thought.
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Elbert Hubbard
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands...
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but for using them
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Abraham Lincoln
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You may deceive all the people part of the time...
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and some of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time
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Wilma Askinas
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A friend is...
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someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view
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Adlai Stevenson
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All progress has resulted from...
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people who took unpopular positions.
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Charles Gordon
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If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you...
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but if not, you have infinite power against you
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some people are angry because god put thorns on roses...
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but others praise him for putting roses among thorns
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One man with courage....
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makes a majority
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eat and drink with relatives....
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do business with strangers
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if you reach for the stars...
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you may not reach one, but you won't end up with a handfull of mud
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Success is getting what you want...
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Happiness is wanting what you get
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don't think there are no crocs...
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because the water is calm
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you have to laugh at yourself...
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because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't
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the stars are constantly shining...
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but often we do not see them until the dark
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history repeats itself...
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historians repeat each other
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you cannot shake hands with...
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a clenched fist
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don't pray when it rains...
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if you don't pray when the sun shines
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if you rest...
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you rust
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if only we'd stop trying to be happy...
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we'd have a pretty good time
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to avoid criticism...
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do nothing, say nothing, be nothing
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I never let schooling...
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interfere with my education
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I would never die for my beliefs...
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because i might be wrong
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my schoolmates would hump anything that moved...
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but I never saw any reason to limit myself
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Whe you have got an elephant by the hind leg...
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and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run
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Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life...
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just afer he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one
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Everytime you are not practicing...
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someone else is
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Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and...
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and you will never be asked to do a thing
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wisdom is knowing what to do next...
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virtue is doing
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It is not obesreved in history that families...
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improve with time
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Failure I never encountered it...
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All I ever met were temporary setbacks
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A man will fight harder for his interests...
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than for his rights
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The problem with the gene pool is that...
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there is no lifeguard
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If you educate a man you educate a person...
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but if you educate a woman you educate a family
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We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life...
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without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.
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