Tow And A Half Men

Front 1

Exploding

Back 1

Can we talk about that after my head stops exploding

Front 2

Ocean

Back 2

Will you take me swimming in the ocean

Front 3

Faithful

Back 3

Is she faithful

Front 4

Blood

Back 4

Don't worry there's not enough blood left in my legs to go anywhere

Front 5

Beep

Back 5

Hey it's charlie do your thing when the beep

Front 6

Treated(معامله)- lousy

Back 6

#Listen you lousy S.O.B i will not be treated like this.

Have you been treated well.

Front 7

Either اما

Back 7

Either you call me,or you are gonna be very, very sorry

Front 8

Telemarketer

Back 8

A Telemarketer who calls you Monkey Man

Front 9

Weird

Back 9

I'm on some weird list

Front 10

Clingy

Back 10

Okay, it's a woman i went out with once and she got a little clingy

Front 11

Spanked

Back 11

And yet , you are the one getting spanked

Front 12

Base - Will

Back 12

No big deal, just wanted to touch base.

My wife threw me out,

And i'm kind of losing the will to live

- I'm kind of exciting the will to start.

Front 13

I mean, what was the part of our wedding vows?

Back 13

"Till death do us part." Who died? Not me not her.

Front 14

Among

Back 14

Okay, charlie, the key in the fake rock only works if it's among other rocks.

Not sitting on your welcome mat.

Front 15

Bunch - drunk

Back 15

Excuse me, but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of other rocks, it's impossible to find when you are drunk.

Front 16

Ridiculous

Back 16

Don't be ridiculous doesn't even like sex.

Front 17

Suffocated

Back 17

All she kept saying was she feels suffocated.

She kept going on and on"I'm suffocating."

This could just destroy Jake.

Front 18

Teenagers - sophisticated

Back 18

Teenagers are pretty sophisticated these days.

Front 19

Wiseass

Back 19

Nobody likes wiseass , Jake

Front 20

Till

Back 20

Here's 20$ . That should cover me till lunch.

Front 21

On one side

Back 21

On one side ,put what you don't about our marriage,and on the other side what you do .

- only put what you want to do in your mind, and don't tell anyone about it.

-

Hint 21

ضعي ما لا يعجبك في زواجنا

Front 22

Lie

Back 22

Why would i lie ?

The ocean is closed today.

Front 23

Out on the deck

Back 23

Hint 23

Front 24

Ridgid- inflexible- obsessive-anal- retentive

Back 24

You are the most ridgid, inflexible,obsessive,anal-retentive man. I've ever met.

*You are the most anal-retentive woman. I've ever met.

Hint 24

Ridgidصلب

Inflexibleمتصلب

Obsessiveاستحوازي

Front 25

Would you mind making him lunch

Back 25

What are you smiling about?

You dont have any food.

Yeah, but i'm not the one who's hungry.

Who is smiling now ,shorty?😂

Front 26

Cereal 🥣

Back 26

Front 27

Dairy Farm

Dairy Barn

Back 27

Front 28

Happy?

Back 28

Why would i be happy it's just milk.

Cut. Keep it up, you will be on one of the cartons.

Front 29

Marriage counseling

Appointment,I mean

Back 29

My wife and i need to cancel our marriage counseling appointment for this afternoon.

Yes , well something came up.

It's kind of personal.

Hint 29

Front 30

Babe magnet

Back 30

What took you so long

We stopped for ice cream because i'm babe magnet

Why do you assume he learned that from me .

Because i learned it from you.

Front 31

Cleaning up

Back 31

Hey, thanks for cleaning up.

- no it wasn't me. Rose was here.

-😠 Rose? You let Rose into my house? Hell she glued the damn cabinets shut again.

Again? You've got somebody who comes in regularly to glue your cabinets?

Front 32

Deeply disturbed

Back 32

You're a deeply disturbed man,

You know? Move it .come on.

Front 33

Sheets

Back 33

Who came here in the middle of the night with his own sheets.😂

- at least i care what i sleep on .

Or should i say . Who i sleep on 😯

Front 34

Bet

Back 34

I'll bet i'm the only one who's slept with a married woman recently.😎

Front 35

Brag

Back 35

Isn't that something to brag about 😂

Hint 35

Front 36

Hurtful

Back 36

Do you have any idea how hurtful it is . To hear about your son's divorce on the street ?

Hint 36

Front 37

Through

Back 37

You stay out of this.

I'm here to help your brother through a difficult time .

Front 38

Back 38

Hint 38

Front 39

Shacking up

Back 39

And what if there's another man there ? Shacking up with her?

Hint 39

Front 40

Consider

Back 40

Have we even stopped consider that?

Hint 40

Front 41

- Here's your iced tea, Grandma.

- thanks my little angel.

Back 41

Front 42

Considerate 😊

Back 42

Sweetheart,grow up.

Front 43

Blame

Back 43

I was wrong to blame you for my unhappiness.

Hint 43

Front 44

Blame

Back 44

I was wrong to blame for my unhappiness

Front 45

Extra/oxygen/casinos

Back 45

You look great, by the way.

Must be all the extra oxygen the pump into the casinos.