Sloth

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Sloth

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Tell everyone about the weirdest place you've ever woken up.

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Sloth

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Sniff your armpit before you take your next three turns

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Tell the most disgusting joke you know.

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Impersonate Raymond from the TV sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond.

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Sloth

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Wear incredibly warm clothes until you sweat and start to smell bad.

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Sloth

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Inspect everyone's ears and award first place to the person with the worst earwax buildup.

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Crawl across the floor like an earthworm on uppers.

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Say nothing for the rest of the game unless you are acting out a sin.

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Sloth

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Lie on the floor and impersonate a cat giving birth to kittens

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remain quiet until the person on your right allows you to make noise again

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Imitate Garfield the Cat

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sloth

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wear your socks over your ears for the rest of the game

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give the loudest possible fake yawn and the most exaggerated stretch that you can

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give your best fake fart noise whenever someone lands on a sloth trivia square for the rest of the game

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place a pillow on your back and use it as your shell as you impersonate a snail

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act like everyone around you has various contagious diseases until your next turn

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impersonate a snail moving around and leave an imaginary trail of slime across the room

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impersonate richard simmons encouraging out of shape people to exercise with him

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for the rest of the game, whenever someone lands on a sloth trivia space, tell him or her to "shush"

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do whatever it takes to bribe someone to roll and take your next turn for you

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impersonate homer simpson from the simpsons

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impersonate rip van winkle

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act like you are brain-dead until your next turn

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show everyone how you would act if you were trapped inside a sleeping bag with a hornet

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do everything in slow motion until your next turn

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assign names of the seven dwarves from snow white to the other players and call them by these names only until the end of the game

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tell everyone about the last time you were pathetically lazy

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sit on your thumbs until your next turn

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say "goodnight sleepyhead" every time another player yawns

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tell everyone the most embarrassing dream you can remember

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whine to the group about a recent thing that one of the other players did that bothered you

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tell everyone about your worst experience with cockroaches or rats

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yawn whenever someone says your name for the rest of the game

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make fart noises with your mouth or armpits until someone yells at you to stop.

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place your socks on your shoulders and sniff each of them before each turn you take for the rest of the game

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pretend you are asleep having bad nightmares until your next turn

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meow every time someone says something catty to you for the rest of the game.

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pull anyone's finger who asks you to until the end of the game

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act like you are 90 years old for the rest of the game

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give your best vocal impersonation of fingernails on a chalkboard

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pretend you are a cow that has just been branded

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describe the worst odor you have ever experienced

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pretend you have narcolepsy and fake a sudden sleep episode whenever someone says your name for the rest of the game.

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you're too lazy to talk. do not talk until your next turn, no matter how hard others pester you

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think of a lazy person, and act him or her out in charades (others must guess it in 60 seconds)

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crawl across the floor like you are in a desert in a desperate search for water

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pretend you are in a coma until your next turn

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spit in a shot glass, then drink it.

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tell everyone about the last time you fell asleep during something important

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impersonate a slug that has just been dropped into a cup of beer

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keep your eyes closed until your next turn

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act incredibly stoned until your next turn

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lie on your stomach and move across the room as if you were a slug.

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sniff everyone's armpits, then award first place to the nastiest smelling armpit

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roll over, then play dead, then refuse to fetch your master's slippers

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impersonate a slug that has just been salted

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undo your pants like some older men do after a big meal and keep them undone until your next turn

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do not move a muscle for the next two minutes (other players may continue with the game)

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Describe the three laziest and most embarrassing things you do when relaxing after a rough day

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scuttle across the floor like a tortoise fleeing from a predator

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Impersonate a guy urinating on an electric fence

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juggle the socks of the two players nearest you

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flop around on the floor like you are a fish out of water

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act out the popular 1980s ad in which the elderly woman fell and couldn't get up

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snore whenever someone says your name until the end of the game

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impersonate a cat hacking up a hairball

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the next time you fart, make sure it's loud enough for everyone to hear

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pretend you a a fussy baby waking up from a nap

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pretend you a a cow and the carpet is the cud you must chew

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reenact a scene of your choice from the fairy tale The three little pigs.

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pretend you are a choo-choo that doesn't have enough steam to get up a big hill

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do everything at 1/3 your normal pace until your next turn

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pretend you have overdosed on anti-depressants until your next turn

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offer the best fake fart sound you can create

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rub your fingers in another player's armpits, then sniff your fingers

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offer your best blank stare, then drool all over yourself