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71 Cards in this Set
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so, uh, how was prison? |
It was a lot like being out of prison. |
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Now, Teddy, get your head out of your ass. that cant be true. |
which one of us has been in jail? |
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sorry. i guess you'd know better than me. God, this coffee is awful. aint it awful, ted? |
pretty awful. |
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phone rings |
you're not gonna get that? |
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naw, just let it go to machine. ted, why're you so quiet? |
im just hungry |
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oh. this goods pretty terrible too, huh? |
hmm |
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now, ted, you cant be serious. hows life out of prison the same as life in prison? |
what? |
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ive been thinking about it, and that cant be true that has to be fundamentally untrue. if they were the same, why would we have prison? |
dont be an ass, harry. |
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what? |
im an escaped convict. |
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yea but- |
no. life is pretty much the exact same. did you know i havent even gotten to see cindy yet? |
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well you are an escaped convict, what you expect? |
f--k off. |
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is that why youre all pissy? i can take you to go see- |
no thats not why im all pissy. |
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what? oh, yeah, well why are you? |
do you think im stupid? |
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huh? |
swallow your food. you look like a chimpanzee. |
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TED, DONT- |
I cant even understand you will all that- |
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dont make fun of me. |
then dont f--K me. |
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what |
i was in prison for years! where were you? |
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i was- |
off being a cop? are you f---ing kidding me? im your brother. |
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im a good cop. |
f--k off. |
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Im a good brother |
how is she |
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the waitress? i can go check, if you want me- |
cindy |
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oh, her. |
yes her. my wife her. her. |
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shes around. |
around, what the f--k does that mean sleeping around, farting around, what's she been up to? |
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not much |
not much? what's that mean? do you check in on her? |
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of course i do. family. i i, shes been good. |
course shes been good. shes been around. harry, tell me the truth. |
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the truth? ive been telling you- |
has there been anyone else? |
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what? |
does he make her happy? i just want her to be happy. |
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what are you talking about, ted? cindy loves you, course there hasnt been any other guy. |
well. ok. thats good. good to know. any women? |
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oh come on |
is hat a yes? have they been hot? |
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ted... |
ok fine. but good. good to know. no one else. |
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of course not. youre married. |
good. now, let me see about getting a refill. may be sh-t to you, but this is the best coffee ive had in years. (gets up) |
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cind-no, you cant keep calling me...no, we're in some dive, nothin fancy. he's getting more coffee |
(enter, cross in front) |
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course he doesnt know. how would he know. im not gonna tell him and he cant, listen, i gotta go, i love you. I'll see you tonight. |
you sly f--kin dog. who was that? |
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who was what |
on the phone. i'm not an idiot. you're screwing some married girl. or an engaged girl. or a girl with a boyfriend. |
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ted- |
what? im not the guy whose |
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ted come on man |
harry, you may be a good cop and a good brother, but you aint no good samaritan, let me just tell you that. |
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you, i im a good brother? |
course you are. look at me. when i came in, i was all huff and puff and now look at me. glowing. now, who was the chick? |
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just some girl. |
cant be some girl, harry. banging some girl? i'd believe that. you said you loved her. thats not some girl |
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maybe i was lying |
were you lying? |
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no. no, i guess i wasnt. im gonna get more coffee. |
this waitress aint getting a tip, all this walking shes making us do. |
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ill let her know |
can i see your phone while youre up? |
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what |
while youre gone? can i see your phone? |
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oh um sure |
password? these things got passwords now? hey, did you know these things have passwords now? crazy world we live in. |
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crazy |
your phone doesnt trust me. |
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and for good reason. youre an escaped convict. |
f--k you |
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hey uh ted |
yea |
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I, UH, got something i need to- pour some of your coffee into my cup. |
what |
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yea the waitress wasnt back there, i , pour some coffee into my cup |
you were starting to say something and then you stopped. what were- |
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nothing, just something stupid. you thing you could share some of your- |
first, youre sleeping with my wife and now you want my coffee? |
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what |
i said, you sure you want my coffee? since i take it with- |
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what, did you say before that? |
as in before that? like before you spoke? i cant remember that, man. |
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you dont look so good. maybe you should head home to cindy and |
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to to what? who? |
i was saying mabye you should head home and get some rest |
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oh |
you feeling ok? you seem pale. pallid. |
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oh, uh, yeah, |
pallid. that the word? is that even a word? pallid, pallid. cindy. pallid. |
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im wiht cindy! i, we're living together! i |
course you are. course you are! |
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p-please, i am so os sorry. i we. we love each other. |
good. good. |
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you said you wanted her to be happy and i |
you make her happy? |
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i do. i yeah, we make each other happy. |
huh. well i'm going to give you a head start. before i murder you. cause youre such a good brother. |
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ted, i |
im an escaped convict, hare. nothing to lost. you should take the head start. |
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i i am so sorry |
i know. i say the way you were shaking and sta sta stammering and all that bullsh--. i could see the fear. this whole time. |
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i am |
dont you dare say sorry |
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i am |
in what world does im sorry fix sleeping with your brother's wife? |
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i i dont know |
head start over |
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teddy, stop it! teddy, i mean it. i have a gun. |
oh yea. thanks for the reminder (takes gun) |
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te- |
hands in the air |
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this i |
thats what they say right? in the movies and |
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ted- theodore, i am |
what you are what? |
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you need to calm down. the server and the cooks |
the server and the-? how are you so dense? theyre dead! have been since i got my coffee. how have you not got that i was going to kill you this while time? |
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what? |
you, eaten away by guilt passing up all those chances to say something! anything! it took a f--ing verbal battering ram to get you to say anything about cindy! you sat there and i had to pretend you were hallucinating just so- |
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please please, just leave her |
seriously?this shtick? this washed-up, hero to the end thing? no. (shoot him) f--k password! heat of the moment be damned, im sparter than this. maybe she'll call. maybe- (place phone on table) ugh, God, what am i going to do with-? (phone rings) hello? cindy? cindy? is that you? hi. this is your husband. |