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6 Cards in this Set
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Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack?
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Because he only comes once a year!
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What does a drummer use for contraception?
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His personality.
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How do you get a [LOW-PAYING JOB] to leave your house?
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Pay for the pizza.
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What did one tampon say to the other?
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Are you coming out tonight?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts. |
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Why does Ben Roethlisberger cry when he's having sex?
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The pepper spray.
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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
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The wheelchair.
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