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What date did P&R premiere?

Thursday, April 9, 2009

What date was the finale of P&R?

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

How many seasons of P&R were there?

Seven

Who created P&R?

Michael Schur and Greg Daniels

What show was P&R originally supposed to be a spin off of?

The Office

Before being called Parks abs Recreation, what was the title of the show?

Public Service

Season 5, Episode 7 called "Partridge" has several references to which 1996 David Foster Wallace novel?

Infinite Jest

What book does Michael Schur own the movie rights to and inspired a Season 5 episode of Parks and Recreation?

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

The exterior shots of Pawnee City Hall are what real-life town's city hall?

Pasadena California

P&R didn't have a theme song until close to the air date; how was a theme song decided on?

Public Contest

What duo won the song contest and wrote the P&R theme song?

Gaby Moreno and Vincent Jones

The map of Pawnee is actually the map what US city flipped upside down?

Muncie Indiana

For filming purposes, a real pit was dug, and guarded 24/7. In what US city was the real pit?

Van Nuys, California

What network did P&R air on?

NBC

Excluding reunion specials, how many episodes of P&R were there?

125

P&R did a reunion special on which date?

April 30, 2020

How many Prime Time Emmy's was P&R nominated for?

14

How many Prime Time Emmy's did P&R win?

Zero

Due to budget constraints, where was the Harvest Festival filmed?

Pierce College's Annual Halloween Harvest Festival in Los Angeles

The Parks Department receives a wine and cheese gift basket that Leslie illegally opens and shares with the "Boy's Club"; who sent the basket?

Norton Construction

Name the 8 Living Tellenson Award Winners, besides Marlene Griggs Knope.

Bert Winfield


Jeff Morgelsbord


Quinten Arble


Dawn Krink


Horace Rangel


Michael Holloway


Wilmer Vism


Oscar Pfortmiller

When planting the community garden, Tom tells Leslie the fake Latin names for things. What four Latin names does he say?

Souljaboy Tellems


Diddies


Bone Thugs and Harmoniums


Ludacrises


What do Ann and Mark have Tom arrested for during his stakeout with Leslie?

Breaking into the parks and rec van

When Leslie judges the Miss Pawnee Pageant, she has her own judging sheet with 6 categories. What are her categories?

The Naomi Wolf Factor


Je Ne Sais Quoi


Presentation


Intelligence


Fruitful Gestures


Knowledge of Herstory

Who are the other 4 judges for the Miss Pawnee Pageant, with Leslie?

Tom Haverford


Ray Holstead


Charles Woliner


Jessica Wicks

Who won the Pawnee Beauty Pageant?

Trish Ianetta (The "Hot One")

What was the prize for winning the Pawnee Beauty Pageant?

$600 Gift Certificate to Big Archie's Sporting Goods and Emerson Fencing Company

Leslie has six inspiring women, in framed photos, in her office. Name them.

Sandra Day O'Connor


Condeliza Rice


Michelle Obama


Nancy Pelosi


Madeline Albright


Janet Reno

What gift do the delegates from Baraqua, Venezuela give to Leslie?

Gold Plated Replica of the Gun Hugo Chavez used in the 1992 Socialist Revolution

What gifts does Leslie give to the delegates of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Bottle of Sweetums Corn Syrup abs 8 1/2 dozen Kernston Rubber Nipple's.

What is the Sweetums slogan?

If you can't beat 'em Sweetums Since 1891

What is the Kernston Rubber Nipple Slogan?

Tastes Like the real thing

According to the delegate from Baraqua, Venezuela, what is Hugo Chavez's pet project?

The Committee to Humiliate and Shame America

According to the delegate from Baraqua, Venezuela, what nine things will get you immediately sent to jail in Baraqua?

Shouting during a town meeting, stealing, playing music too loud, driving too fast, driving too slow, charging too high prices, under cooking fish, over cooking chicken, not showing up to a dentist appointment

When creating her mural idea, Donna includes 9 famous people born in Indiana. Who are they?

John Mellencamp, Larry Byrd, Michael Jackson, David Letterman, Vivica A. Fox, a Nascar, Her Friend Becky, Ron Swanson, Greg Kinnear

What park do Ron, Jerry, and Mark do the Annual Trail Survey at?

Slippery Elm Park

To kick off the annual trail survey (aka secret hunting trip), Ron gives a toast. What's his toast?

To the hunt

At the annual trail survey (aka secret hunting trip), what is the call they make after the first kill?

Boola! Boola! Boola!

What happens to Donna's car during the annual trail survey (aka hunting trip)?

Her window gets shot out

Tom

Why does Leslie take the fall for Tom shooting Ron in the head during the annual trail survey (aka secret hunting trip)?

Tom doesn't have a hunting license

What is in the Leslie Knope sandwich in the commissary?

Salami on Pumpernickel with extra iceberg lettuce and olive juice

What does Ron's Help Wanted Ad for a new assistant say?

Job: Assistant to a man. Low pay. Apply at parks department.

Fire in a Can is an aerosol can with a lighter (basically a blow torch); what was it created for?

To warm baby bottles

What are Nutriyums?

Sweetums Energy Bars

What is the name of the woman of the year award given out by the Indiana Organization of Woman (IOW)?

The Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award

What unlikely candidate does the IOW give the Dorothy Everton Smythe Award to?

Ron Swanson

How old was Leslie when she joined the Indiana Organization of Women?

Nine

Who was Dorothy Everton Smythe?

The first woman to wear pants on Sunday

What was Dorothy Everton Smythe sentenced to for wearing pants on a Sunday?

4 years in jail

Who is Fairway Frank?

Possum that lives on the 6th hole of the golf course

What crime does Fairway Frank commit?

Bites mayor Gunderson's Dog Rufus

What does Mayor Gunderson want to do with the body of Fairway Frank?

Stuff it and hang it in the bathroom so little flecks of pee get on him forever

Leslie can't kill Fairway Frank, so after hiding him at Ann's house, where does he end up permanently?

The Pawnee Zoo

Poop the Raccoon is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Defecating in the high school Cafeteria

Vlad The Indiana Bat is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Defecating in the City Hall Bell Tower

Fairway Frank the Possum is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Bites dogs. Bites people. Bites everything.

Zorro the Raccoon is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Garbage Rummaging and thievery

One Paw Papa the Raccoon is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Contaminated the reservoirs with fecal matter

Spyke the Porcupine is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Leaving used needles in public parks

Wiley Riley the Raccoon is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Tripping the Elderly

Jangle Bo Jangles the Feral Cat is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Streetwalker. Infecting domestic cats for 3 years when loose.

Leaner The Crow is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Excessive noise violations

Nuts the Raccoon is one of Pawnees Most Wanted Pests; what's his offense?

Chucking acorns at Young children and the elderly

What happened to the three park ranger golf carts?

One was pushed into the water by kids, raccoons got into one and peed all over it, the third was stolen

Who hosted the Pawnee Cares Diabetes Telethon?

Joan Callamezzo and Martin Housley

Why was the Freddy Spaghetti Summer Concert Series canceled?

The government shut down

When Leslie preforms in the Summer Concert in place of Freddy Spaghetti, what name does she use?

Renata Ricotta

When Leslie puts on the Summer Concert Series, despite the shut down, who pays for Freddy Spaghetti to come play?

Ben

After a lot of debate, what do they end up putting into the 50 year time capsule?

A video of the public forum of the debate discussing what to put in the time capsule.

What is Pawnee's preferred search engine?

Alta Vista

What is Entertainment 720?

Multimedia Entertainment Production Conglomerate

Who created Entertainment 720?

Jean Ralphio and Tom

The Entertainment 720 office features seven crazy things; what are they?

Pool table, Ping Pong table, lounge area, couch with a ceiling,in house DJ DJ Bluntz, Detlef Shrempf on retainer, clear plastic toilet bowl of petty cash

What two professional basketball players work at Entertainment 720?

Roy Hibbart and Detlef Shrempf

After Entertainment 720 goes under, they throw an end of the world party and list 16 features of the party. What are they?

6 open bars, pirate bounce castle with bubbles, shrimp wall with shrimp distributor Roy Hibbart, free fedoras, make out room, gift bags, Bengal tiger, DJ Bluntz, 10 huge bouncers, 200 attendee cap, double VIP room, triple VIP room, centurion Club elite VIP room sponsored by SOBE life water, snake juice luge, craps, roulette

What is the Battle Royale?

The inter-departmental fight for budget money

What is an Old Fashioned Prairie Drink-Off?

Whoever can drink the most moonshine wins

Who competes in the Old Fashioned Prairie Drink Off?

Tammy 1, Tamara (Ron's Mom) and Leslie

What does Tammy 1 get if she wins the Old Fashioned Prairie Drink Off?

Ron lives with her

What does Tamara get if she wins the Old Fashioned Prairie Drink Off?

Ron comes to live with her on the farm

What does Leslie get if she wins the Old Fashioned Prairie Drink Off?

Things go back to normal for Ron at the parks department.

How does the Old Fashioned Prairie Drink Off end?

Ron drinks the entire jug and tells everyone to leave him alone.

What alcohol is used for the Old Fashioned Prairie Drink Off?

Swanson Family Mash Liquor

What are the only legal uses for Swanson Family Mash Liquor?

Strip varnish off speed boats

Who joins Donna and Tom for Treat Yo Self 2011?

Ben

What does Ben buy himself during Treat Yo Self 2011?

Socks and a Batman costume

Who are the Reasonabilists?

Followers of the Reasonabilsm cult.

What cult took over Pawnee in the 1970s?

Reasonabilsm

Who believes in Zorp, the giant lizard god who will destroy the earth with his cleansing fire of judgement?

The Reasonabilists

Who founded the Reasonabilists?

Lou Presotovich

Lou Presotivich was an office supply salesman who wrote which two books?

Organize It and Organize II Engage with Zorp

During Model UN, what country was Andy?

Finland

What did Andy trade all of Finland's assets for, during Model UN?

Every other country's lions

What country is April during Model UN?

South Africa and secretly the moon.

What problem was the world was facing during Model UN?

Global Food Crisis

What country was Ben during Model UN?

Peru

What country was Leslie during Model UN?

Denmark

What happened to the great lawyer Marcus Everett Langley (aka Old Stone Face)?

Dynamite Blew Up His Face at the Old Rock Quarry

Who was set adrift on Lake Michigan life a human Popsicle for committing the Class A felony of exposing her elbow?

Sarah Nelson Quindle

What date did Leslie and Ben start dating?

May 11th

In 1856, City Council Banned All Sex Positions (which was later banned in 1858)?

Missionary

According to an 1882 law, what happens if a Presbyterian speaks out of turn?

They're canned across the shin bone

According to an arcane Pawnee law, what are black people not legally allowed to use?

Sidewalks

According to an arcane Pawnee law, any woman caught laughing is considered a what?

A Witch

What is the prize for who raises the most money during the Call-A-Thon for Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Two movie tickets

Who wins the Call-A-Thon contest for Leslie's City Council Campaign?

April

What happens to Chris during the Call-A-Thon for Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Millicent Gergich breaks up with him

Who does Ben punch during Leslie's bowling campaign event?

Derek from the focus group (for calling Leslie a bitch)

What are the top 3 complaints of Pawnee's senior citizens?

Everything hurts
I'm Dying
Not Enough Ramps

How to Pawneeans drink from a water fountain?

They put their whole mouths over the spout

Who hosts the City Council Election debate?

Perd Hapley and Joan Callamezzo

April and Andy host a donor party to watch the City Council debate; what goes wrong?

The cable doesn't work (because Andy didn't pay the bill)

When the cable is out during the donor party for Leslie's City Council campaign what three movies does Andy re-enact?

Roadhouse
Rambo
Babe

During the City Council Election debate, what does Bobby Newport say his dad will do if he loses the election?

Move Sweetums to Mexico

During Leslie's city council campaign, someone throws a pie at Ben but hit Jerry; who threw the pie?

Sewage Joe

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is Ann's?

Been there done that

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is April's?

Currently doing that

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is Andy's?

Eagle One

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is Donna's?

It Happened Once In a Dream

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is Chris'?

If I Had to Pick a Dude

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is Ben's?

Eagle Two

During Leslie's City Council Campaign bus tour, Andy assigns code names to everyone. What is Leslie's?

I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It

According to an old law, what happens if there is an exact tie in the City Council election results?

The man wins and the woman has to go to jail

Initially, who does Perd Hapley call the election for?

Bobby Newport

After a recount, how many votes does Leslie win the City Council election by?

21

What is the Leslie Knope Employment Enjoyment Summer Slam Grill Jam Fun-Splosion?

Annual Employee Recognition BBQ

What 5 events occur at the Leslie Knope Employment Enjoyment Summer Slam Grill Jam Fun-Splosion?

Popsicle Eating Contest
Gazpacho Off
Watermelon Carving
Slip N Slide A Thon
One Woman Show About Parks Rules and Regs

When Ron hosts the Parks Employee Recognition BBQ, what is the name of the pig he brings to kill and grill?

Tom

What size is a small soda in Pawnee's restaurants?

64 Ounces

How many ounces are in the L'il Swallow cup?

3 ounces

Who introduced a 128 ounce soda?

Paunch Burger

Paunch Burger launches a "Child Size" 512 ounce soda; why is it called "child size"?

It's roughly the size of a 2 year old child, if it were liquefied

Water Zero is a 300 calorie beverage; what does the "zero" refer to?

The amount of water that's in the drink

How many calories are in Diet Water Zero Lite?

60

What STD is on the rise among Pawnee citizens

Chlamydia

City Hall hosts a Halloween movie night; what movie do they show?

1986's Death Canoe 4: Murder at Blood Lake

What are the three main features of Founder's Week?

Pie Eating Contest
Petting Zoo
Founder's Day Parade

During which parade is the Recall Knope float debuted?

The Founder's Day Parade

What honor is Chris given during the Founder's Day Parade?

Named Kernson's Nipple King

What brand pregnancy test is found in Ron's cabin?

Womb There It Is

If Pawnee wins the Pawnee/Eagelton Tip Off Classic, what do they win?

A bowl of Swarovski crystal oranges worth $700,000

If Eagelton wins the Pawnee/Eagelton Tip Off Classic, what do they win?

A basket of apples from the Pawnee Orchard

What recording artist is on retainer by the Eagelton government?

Michael Buble

What does Eagelton fill their public pools with?

Bottled water

What did Eagelton buy for the whole town?

HBO

How is the Eagelton bankruptcy solved?

Leslie proposes merging the two towns

What is Twitter Watergate?

Donna accidentally tweets and explicit message from the Parks account instead of her personal one

What is also happening on the day of the City Hall Haunted House?

City Council Recall Vote

What costumes do Ben and Leslie where to the City Council Haunted House?

Westley and Buttercup from the Princess Bride

Who do Ann and Chris dress up as during the City Hall Haunted House

Little Red Riding Hood and The Big Bad Wolf

Who does April dress up as during the City Hall Haunted House?

A Flower

Who runs Bloosh!?

Annabelle Porter

What is Bloosh?

Weekly Lifestyle Email

Why is Ron featured in Bloosh?

His Chair

Donna highlights 3 features of Annabelle Porter's Bloosh party; what are they?

Bird bath salts
Champagne decanters
b-13 shots

What is the Leslie Knope Emotional Support Task Force?

Ben and Ann trying to help Leslie through the recall election.

After the merger, what does Leslie want to add to Pawnee's water?

Flouride

Councilman Jamm does not want Flouride added to the water and proposes the Clean Water Bill preventing what?

Adding anything to the water ever

Leslie and Tom rebrand Flouride as what two things?

T-Dazzle (Teeth Dazzle) and H2Flow

What is Donna's spirit dog?

A cat

What is April's spirit dog?

A rare black Siberian Husky

What is Leslie's Spirit dog?

Border Collie

What is Andy's Spirit Dog?

Golden Retriever

What is Tom's Spirit Dog?

Pepper the Terrier

What is Craig's Spirit Dog?

A Chihuahua

How many players are in the Cones of Dunshire?

8-12

What are the characters you can play as in the Cones of Dunshire?

1 Corporal
1 Ledgerman
2 Wizards
A Maverick
The Arbitor
2 Warriors

What is the goal of the Cones of Dunshire?

Collect 4 cones

How do you collect cones in the Cones of Dunshire?

Build a Civilization

What is the Challenge Play in the Cones of Dunshire?

Basically, the game in reverse

What three things do you do on each turn in the Cones of Dunshire?

Roll
Buy
Action

Who trademarks the Cones of Dunshire?

Barney Varmn in Ben's name

The stew vendor in Lafayette Park is retiring, what does Tom want to put in instead?

Lemonade Stand

Who is sponsoring the new Lemonade Stand in Lafayette Park?

Indiana Brothers Juice Company

According the Leslie, what is the most effective kind of hair for binder security?

Elk Hair

What is the name of the stand at the Farmer's Market that has semi-nude dancers?

Chardbodies

What is the Chardbodies slogan?

Get a Chard On

What is the mascot on the new Pawnee website?

Peebo the Panda

After the merger, Leslie creates a poll to create a new slogan. What are the 6 poll options?

You Paw-need to Visit Us
Storied Past, Bright Future
The City That Beats
It Feels Real Here
Pawnee's The Place to Be
Submit Your Own Slogan

Crazy Ira and the Douche get their fans to submit new town slogans. What two slogans do they submit?

Welcome to Douche Nation
Home of the Stick Up Leslie Knope's Butt

What annual award did the CDC call "ethically reprehensible"?

Miss Influenza

What is the name of the 3 Day Music and Arts Festival scheduled after the merger?

The Unity Concert

Leslie holds a press conference to announce the Unity Concert at the fence between Eagelton and Pawnee; what happens when the Eageltonians start to knock down the fence?

A swarm of bees fly out and sting everyone

What band does Andy get to reunite for the Unity Concert?

Land Ho

What real life band plays Land Ho?

Wilco

What does April get donated for the Unity Concert auction?

Signed Red Hot Chili Peppers Guitar

Who is April's Eageltonian Parks Department counterpart?

Tynnyfer

Who is this Parks employee?

Who is this Parks employee?

Tynnyfer

Who played Tynnyfer?

June Diane-Rapheal

Who was Donna's Eageltonian Parks Department counterpart?

Craig

Who is this Parks employee?

Who is this Parks employee?

Craig

Who played Craig?

Billy Eichner

What queen of first grade does Craig get to come to his nephew's birthday party?

Erica Swarvane

Who is Ron's Eageltonian Parks Department counterpart?

Ron Dunn

Who is this Parks employee?

Who is this Parks employee?

Ron Dunn

Who played Ron Dunn?

Sam Elliot

Who was Tom's Eageltonian Parks Department counterpart?

E.R.I.C.

What does E.R.I.C. stand for?

Eagelton Reservation Information Center

Who was Ann's Eageltonian Parks Department counterpart?

Evelyn

Who is this Parks employee?

Who is this Parks employee?

Evelyn

Who played Evelyn?

Melinda Cohen

What is the official name of the "Pit"

Lot 48

What street is the pit on?

Sullivan Street

What is Donna's job at the unity concert?

Scheduling and Security Liason

What is Madison's job at the Unity Concert?

Manning the art tent

What is Larry's job at the Unity Concert?

Staying out of the way

Who previously owned Lot 48?

Norquist Properties

What is the name of Pawnee's City Hall?

Pioneer Hall

Pioneer Hall was one of the first structures in America to have what?

Locks

What is the name of Pawnee's Newspaper?

Pawnee Journal

What is the maximum dollar amount of gifts that government employees can receive?

$25

Who was killed by a tribe of Wamopoke Indians after trading them a baby for Indianapolis; they cut his face off and made it into a dream catcher and turned his legs into rain sticks?

Nathaniel Bixby Marks

What were the names of the gay penguins?

Tux and Flipper

What was the breed of the gay penguins?

South African Black Footed Penguins

What is Pawnee's Sister City?

Baraqua, Venezuela

Who was William Percy?

Former Mayor

What date was the Pawnee Bread Factory Fire?

June 8, 1922

Mayor Percy ran into the Pawnee Bread Factory during the fire and saved what?

The recipe for Pawnee Pumpernickel

Where is Mayor Percy's statue?

Ramsett Park

What other department files a claim on Lot 48?

The Library

The 4th Floor of city hall tried to brighten things up with a popcorn machine but they used the wrong oil causing what to happen?

Several people had to get their throats replaced

What can you find on the 4th floor of city hall?

DMV, Divorce Court, and Probation Offices

Where does Pawnee rank in terms of obesity, nationally?

4th

What is the Master Plan?

Yearly planning and budget proposal

Pawnee has historically been been known for two things; what are they?

Obesity and the Harvest Festival

Pawnee has had 13 town slogans. Name them.

The Paris of America
The Akron of Southwest Indiana
Welcome German Soldiers
Factory Fire Capital of America
Welcome Vietnamese Soldiers
Engage with Zorp
Zorp is Dead, Long Live Zorp
It's Safe to Be Here Now
Birthplace of Julia Roberts
Home of the World Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit
Welcome Taliban Soldiers
First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity
When You're Here Then You're Home

When did L'il Sebastian make his debut?

1987 Harvest Festival

Where does L'il Sebastian Have an Honorary Degree From?

Notre Dame

How many years in the future is the final season set?

3

Why is the final season set three years in the future?

Amy Poehler didn't want to work with infants after having already raised her kids

How old was L'il Sebastian when he died?

25

What 3 ailments does L'il Sebastian Have?

Cataracts
Diabetes
Severe Arthritis

Who owned L'il Sebastian?

Michael and Elizabeth Stone

Who were L'il Sebastian's closest friends?

Ladybug and Coconut (also his girlfriend)

What was L'il Sebastian's favorite charity?

Afghan Institute of Learning

When was Pawnee founded?

May 1817

When was the last time Pawnee hosted the state Little League Championship?

1989

What happened at the 1989 State Little League Championship in Pawnee?

Raccoons terrorized the children

What is the Wamapoke County Public Ratio Station?

WVYS

What service does the Sweetums Cares Non Profit Organization provide?

Putting Umbrella Hats on Homeless People When It Rains

What is the mission of the Richard and Lois Foundation Foundation?

Dedicated to the idea that all humans should have the right to hear about foundations?

What movie sponsors WVYS?

The Shadow of Seven Heads

What is the plot of the Shadow of Seven Heads?

Dramatic Tale of an Israeli soldier who falls in love with conjoined Palestinian sextuplets

When entering Pawnee, from Eagleton, what does the sign say?

Now Entering Pawnee, Good Luck With That

In 1988 a tornado hit Pawnee; they asked Eagleton for help. What was Eagleton's response?

We're Not Home

In 1921, the government displaced several Wamopoke indians from their homes to install what?

Bumper Car Track

In 1951, Pawnee made it illegal to do what two things like a Native American?

Dance or smell

According to the employees at Animal Control, how many ways are there to skin a cat?

4

When evaluating Animal Control, with Leslie, what happens to Chris?

Steps in a bear trap

What is Ted Party Day?

Article 2, Section 2 of the Pawnee Charter has a typo that says "Ted" should be thrown into Ramsett Lake if tea is taxed too high.

According to the town charter any white person can take any indian person's property for how much?

25 cents

According to an 1868 law, if a woman raises her voice to a man, what can the man do?

Break an egg on her head

What is Pawnee's only baby store attached to?

A chemical refinery

Pawnee had the very first document case of what disease?

Mega Diabetes

Pawnee has the only known occurrence of what disease?

Lou Gehrig's other disease

Pawnee has a hire number of cases of what disease than the West Nile?

West Nile Virus

What online activity does Pawnee lead the country in?

Pizza Orders

What does Kaboom do?

Builds playgrounds in a day

Who is Lindsay Carlisle Shay?

Leslie's former best friend and co-worker

What is Lindsay Carlisle Shay's dog's name?

Sambuca

Who played Lindsay Carlisle Shay?

Parker Posey

Who is this Eagletonian?

Who is this Eagletonian?

Lindsay Carlisle Shay

Pawneeans are several inches shorter than Eagletonians and how many pounds heavier?

80 pounds

In which shared park did Eagleton build a fence to keep Pawneeans out?

Lafayette

Where does Leslie get her waffles from?

JJ's Diner

What hospital did Ann work at?

St. Joseph's

Which Pawnee Gay Bar celebrates Leslie for marrying the penguins?

The Bulge

What gay bar is on 8th street?

Pitchers and Catchers

The Glitter Factory is not Pawnee's only strip club; what is the other one?

Talent and Poise

What bar does Duke Silver play at?

Cozy's

What motel do Ron and Tammy 2 go to for their tryst?

Glen Capri

What dinosaur themed restaurant, in Patterson, does Jerry eat at three times a week?

Jurassic Fork

Jurassic Fork folds because they expanded too fast into a second Steven Spielberg themed restaurant called what?

Schindler's Lunch

What sporting victory did Parks an Rec accurately predict?

The Cubs winning the world series

What street is on the Snakehole Lounge on?

Burnham Avenue

What night is ladies night at the Snakehole Lounge?

Thursdays

In 1867, who officiated a wedding between a white woman and a Wamapoke Indian that resulted in the two sides' battling each other?

Reverend Turnbill

What does Jessica Wicks have demolished at the Turnbill Mansion?

The Gazeebo

At which restaurant can you get the "Meat Tornado" burrito?

Big Head Joe's

What is the name of the spa in Pawnee?

Spawnee

What is Home to Madam Tussaud's Mistakes where, if you can figure out who it is, you get to take them home?

Dame Gervin's Misshapen Celebrity Castle

What restaurant do Ann and Donna go to a singles night at?

Mezze

Which grocery store does Chris shop at?

Grain N' Simple

What grocery store does Ron shop at?

Food N' Stuff

What is the acerage of Indiana's Smallest Park?

.000003 Square Miles

Where can you get a #2 (Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, Hash Browns, Chili Cheese Fries, and One Poached Egg)?

Paunch Burger

What is the name of Paunch Burger's number one selling burger?

Greasy Lard Bomb

After they ran Sue's Salad out of town, what did it become?

Colonel Plumps Slop Trough

What is the name of Pawnee's Cigar Club?

Pawnee Smokehouse

What is the slogan for Ken Hotate's Wamapoke Casino?

Our Slots are downright filthy

What is the name of Pawnee's Mini Gold Course?

Pawnee Palms Putt Putt

Who are the members of Mouserat?

Andy, Chang, Rivers, Andrew "Burly" Burlenson

What band is Mouserat's sound based on?

Hootie and the Blowfish

Mouserat has had 28 other names; what are they?

Threeskin
Fourskin
Scarecrow Boat
Teddy Bear Suicide
God Hates Figs
Two Door Down
Department of Homeland Obscurity
Just the Tip
Flames for Flames
Muscle Confusion
Nothing Rhymes with Orange
Everything Rhymes with Orange
Andy Dwyer Experience
AD and the DBags
The Andy, Andy, Andy's
Rad Wagon
Nothing Rhymes with Blorange
Death of a Scam Artist
Razor Dick
Possum Pendulum
Puppy Pendulum
Penis Pendulum
Hand Rail Suicide
Angel Snack
Jet Black Pope
Punch Face Champion
Ninja Dick
Tackleshaft

We know of 14 of Mouserat's songs; name them.

The Pit
Ann
Sex Hair
Menace Ball
November (For Ann's 21st)
5,000 Candles in the Wind (For L'il Sebastian Memorial)
The Park
Swan Song
Sex is Cool
Drunk Off Our Asses
Sex in Space
Catch Your Dream (For Leslie's Campaign)

What 2 lines does Andy put in every song he writes?

Spread Your Wings and Fly
You Deserve to be a Champion

When Mouserat plays without Andy they play as what name?

Rat Mouse

Who hosts Pawnee Today?

Joan Callamezzo

After Leslie Marries the gay penguins, Marcia Langman goes on Pawnee today and demands Leslie do what four things?

Separate the Penguins
Reimburse the Tax payers for the Wedding
Annul the Marriage
Resign Her Position at Parks

Leslie goes on Pawnee Today to prove she is not sleeping with Councilman Dexhart; how does she prove they are not sleeping together after Dexhart claims she has a mole on her right buttuck?

Moons Joan to prove there's no mole on her butt

How many of the City Hall murals do we learn about over the course of the show?

15

The mural of a Woman Swinging Ax at Womopok Indian represents which battle?

Battle at Conega Creek

This mural painted in 1936, Depicts Chief Womopok Tied to a Tree and Being Shot with a Canon, what is it's name?

Trial of Chief Womapoke

What is the name of the mural that shows the Reverend Bradley punching Anna Beth Stevenson in the stomach?

A Lively Fisting

Which mural depicts a Train Driving Through a Field Hitting Irishmen, Womopok, and Chinese People?

The Spirit of Pawnee

The Spirit of Pawnee has been defaced five times with different substances; what are they?

Chocolate Pudding
Acid
Tomato Sauce
Stabbed
Spray Paint

Which mural does City Hall run a contest to replace?

Spirit of Pawnee

Instead of creating a new mural, what does city hall rename the Spirit of Pawnee?

The Diversity Express

There's a mural of a traveling magician being burned at the stake in front of the Pawenee Mall for pulling a rabbit out of his hat; what year did this take place?

1973

In city council chambers hangs a mural that depicts all the good things in Pawnee on one side and all the bad things on the other; what is the name of this mural?

Bad Pawnee, Good Pawnee

Andy lists the names of 8murals while doing Ben's scavenger hunt, what are they?

Cornfield Slaughter
Lament of the Buffalo
Needless Slaughter
Slaughter Gone Wrong
Eating the Reverend
It's Raining Blood
Death Everywhere
The Many Surrenders of Pawnee

What Foundation does Marcia and Marshall Langman run?

Society for Family Stability Foundation

Jerry paints a painting that depicts Leslie as half topless goddess and half horse; the Society for Family Stability wants what to happen to it?

Destroyed

Why does the Society for Family Stability oppose Twilight going in the time Capsule?

Not Christian Enough

How many Public Forums do we see hosted over the course of the show?

10

Where was the first public forum we see Leslie host held?

Emerson Elementary School

Leslie hosts a public forum on her proposal of a soda tax where a constituent proposes what happen to Leslie?

She be recalled

What happens when Leslie says Sweetums is an unethical corporation while trying to get Flouride put in Pawnee's water?

Ben gets fired from the Sweetums foundation

After the post-merger new town slogan is selected they put a new sign up but make what mistake?

The "Welcome" to Pawnee sign is what you see when leaving Pawnee

According the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, what is Honor?

If you need it defined, you don't have it

According the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, what are the only 3 acceptable types of haircuts?

HIgh and Tight
Crew Cut
Buzz Cut

According the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, what are you allowed to do with fish?

For sport only, never eating

According the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Can you give 110%?

No. Give 100% Only idiots recommend giving 110%

According the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, there are only two acceptable reasons to cry; what are they?

Funerals and the grand canyon

According the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, what is capitalism?

God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor

How many days does the Harvest Festival run?

7

How many locations are at the Harvest festival?

50+

Why does Ken Hotate want the carnival moved?

It's on the site of a 7 day battle (Indian Hill) lost by the womopok because they didn't have any weapons

When Leslie won't move the Harvest Festival carnival what does Ken Hotate do?

Curses the festival

During the Battle of Indian Hill how many times was 93 Year Old Chief Wakote shot by the calvary?

102 Times

How long did it take the team to solve the corn maze at the Harvest Festival and find L'il Sebastian?

4 Hours

Who do they get to sign autographs at the Harvest Festival

Tilda Bird, Larry Bird's 84 year old aunt

Where does Leslie get the backup TMK-2500 generator for the Harvest Festival?

Ken Hotate and the Wamapoke Casino

Who played Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonado of Baraqua Venezuela?

Fred Armisen

Antonio Rivera-Fonseca from Baraqua Venezuela has what job title?

Venezuelan Minister of Small Fountains

Elvis Correja from Baraqua Venezuela has what job title?

Venezuelan Administer of Hedges

Who does Keef Slertner work for?

Kaboom!

Who hosts "Good Morning"?

Buddy Wood

Who played Antonio Rivera-Fonseca from Baraqua Venezuela?

Carlos Carrasco

Who played Antonio Elvis Correja from Baraqua Venezuela?

Federico Dordei

Who played Antonio Johnny from Baraqua Venezuela?

JC Gonzalez

Who played Kaboom coordinator Keef Slertner?

Paul Scheer

Who played Good Morning host Buddy Wood?

Sean Hayes

Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Maldonado


Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Antonio Rivera-Fonseca


Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Elvis Correja


Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Who is this citizen of Baraqua, Venezuela?

Johnny

Who is this park builder?

Who is this park builder?

Keef Slertner

Who is this morning show host?

Who is this morning show host?

Buddy Wood

Who won a $60,000 lawsuit for getting too scared in a haunted house?


Jean Ralphio

When we meet Leslie, what is her job title?

Deputy Director Of Parks and Recreation Department

Tom made Leslie do 3 crazy things while drunk. What are they?

Fax Someone a Fruit Roll Up
Made Out with Water Delivery Guy
Stop a Crime on Halloween Dressed as Batman

What is Leslie's Mom's name?

Marlene Grieggs-Knope

How does Leslie describe her mother?

Respected as Mother Theresa
Powerful as Stalin
Beautiful as Margaret Thatcher

When did Leslie sleep with Mark Brandanowitz?

February 2004

Where does Leslie move the penguins after the gay wedding debacle?

Iowa

Leslie outlines 7 bad first date scenarios she's had; what are they?

Guy Shows Up with Another Woman
One of her Sleeves Catches on Fire and Spreads
Mistakes medicine for Tic Tacs and Leg Falls Asleep
Drank Whole Bottle of Vinegar that she thought was bad wine
Date Wore 3D Glasses the Whole Time
Side car of date's motorcycle detached and she went down flight of stairs
Fell asleep at movie and guy tried to pull out her teeth

What are the three topics of conversation Leslie comes up with for her first date with Dave?

Whales
Parades
Electricity

There are six potentially fraudulent charges on Leslie's credit card listed, what are they?

Netflix
Blockbuster Online
Tuition to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Jessica Simpson Hair Extensions
Man Pillow That Looks Like Daniel Craig
Bucket of Cake

What did Leslie major in at Hogwarts?

Potions

What are the 15 reasons Leslie gives for accidently shooting Ron while hunting?

Tripped and Gun Went Off While Shooting a Quail
Tunnel Vision
Let emotions get the best of her
Thinking with her lady parts
Walking and felt something icky
I cared too much
Thought there was going to be chocolate
Doesn't remember
Wearing a new bra that closes in the front and it popped open and threw her off
Only wants to have babies
Just going through a thing right now
Life is incomplete right now
wouldn't have happened if she had a penis bitches be crazy
Good at tolerating pain, bad at math and is stupid

What's Leslie's stripper name?

Equality

What is Leslie's ideal man?

Brains of George Clooney and Body of Joe Biden

Where did Leslie go to college?

Indiana

What 9 Bands/Artists Play the Unity Concert?

The Decemberists
Ginuwine
Johnny Karate
Freddy Spaghetti
Letters to Cleo
Bobby Knight Ranger
Land Ho
Mouserat
Duke Silver

What song closes the Unity Concert?

5,000 Candles in the Wind

Who appears as a hologram during the Unity Concert?

L'il Sebastian

Who played Jean Ralphio Saperstein?

Ben Schwartz

Who played Leslie Knope?

Amy Poehler

How many courses are there are Leslie's dinner party for Justin?

5

Who does Leslie hire to pull off the dinner party for Justin?

The teachers fro the rec center

Leslie calls a disciplinary committee to discuss her conduct in hiring the rec center teachers for the dinner party; what is the result?

She pays to keep all the teachers' jobs ($1,000)

What does Justin do during the dinner party Leslie throws for him?

Falls asleep

What is the first line of Leslie's eulogy for Ron?

Oh Captain, my captain. Ron Swanson a swan song.

What day is Galentine's Day?

February 13th

What three gifts to Leslie give for the first Galentine's Day?

Bouquet of hand crotcheted flower pens
A mosaic of each woman made from the crushed bottles of their favorite diet sodas
Personalized 5,000 word essay of why each person is so awesome

What is Camp Athena?

A club Leslie started for troubled girls

Leslie's Nana gave her 7 pieces of advice; what are they?

Look where it is an you'll find it
Don't Put me In a home
You'll sleep when you're dead
Don't work yourself into a lather
Tell the truth and shame the devil
The devil knows where you're hiding
If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he's going to drive

What item does Leslie want to put in the time capsule?

A breif history of everything that's ever happened in Pawnee, that she wrote.

What six ways does Leslie outline that she's been dumped before?

Guy's Mom Called and Did it for him when she was in high school
On the date she tripped and broke her kneecap; guy said he wasn't feeling it and left her while she waited for the ambulance
Guy got down on one knee and begged her to never call him again
Dumped while in the shower together
Done with Sky writing
Invited to a picnic but when she tried to sit he said "don't eat anything Rebecca's coming"

What song does Leslie listen to while trying to come up with a follow up idea to the Harvest Festival?

Steal My Sunshine by Len

Where is Leslie's favorite place in the world?

Bench in front of wildflowers murals on 2nd floor in city hall

What's the name of the dating site Leslie joins?

HoosierMate.com

Who does Leslie get a 98% soul mate level match with?

Tom N. Haverford

What does Leslie get arrested for?

Fighting Leslie Carlisle Shay

What does Leslie say the three most important things are?

Friends, Waffles and Work

Who did Leslie make an action figure of, when she was a child?

Geraldine Ferraro

What is the name of Leslie's book about Pawnee?

Pawnee: The Greatest Town In America

What honor is Leslie hoping her book, "Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America" receives?

Acceptance in Joan Callamezzo's book club

What mistake does Joan Callemezzo discover in Leslie's book, "Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America"?

Leslie says she was born in Pawnee; but she was born in Eagleton

Why was Leslie born in Eagelton?

Pawnee hospital was overrun with raccoons

What is Leslie's birth date?

January 18, 1975

What club did Leslie start because the Pawnee Rangers wouldn't let a girl in?

The Pawnee Godesses

What 8 Businesses Come to Leslie's City Council Meet and Greet?

Smooth Operator Bikini Waxes,
Tramp Stamp Tattoos,
Sue's Salads,
JJs Diner,
Food and Stuff,
Glennmore Discount Cemetery,
Enormous Kenny's Fried Dough and Mobile Phone Emporium,
Jeff's Savings and Loan

What is Leslie's middle name?

Barbara

Why does Leslie have to face an ethics trial?

For dating Ben while they work together and lying to Chris about it.

What does Ben get Leslie as a good luck gift before the Ethics Trial?

Stuffed L'il Sebastian

What is Leslie's punishment after the Ethics Trial?

2 week suspension with pay

What happens to Ben after the Ethics Trial?

Takes the blame and resigns from the Pawnee government

After the ethics trial, what happens in Leslie's city council campaign?

Advisors Dump her political campaign because she's polling at 1%

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get Ron?

Remote control to close his office doors

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get Jerry?

Socks

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get April?

Picture of her murdering the Black Eyed Peas

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get Tom?

Baller Time Pocket Watch and a Tiny Throne

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get Andy?

Gold Mouserat Record

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get Donna?

Leopard Print Robe with Pink Feature Cuffs and "You can get it" in rhinestones on the back

After the ethics trial, Leslie gives everyone Christmas gifts; what does she get Chris?

Device that records jogging stats and sends them to the computer via Bluetooth

After the Ethics Trial, what does the gang get Leslie for a Christmas present?

Gingerbread parks office and they all agree to help run her City Council campaign

What is April's job during Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Youth Outreach and New Media

What is Tom's job during Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Image Consultant and Swagger Coach

What is Ann's job during Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Office Manager and Volunteer Coordinator,

What is Andy's job during Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Security, Sweets, body man, javelin,

What is Donna's job during Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Transpo aka rides in her benz,

What is Ron's job during Leslie's City Council Campaign?

Ron: any other damn thing she needs

While Leslie is suspended after the Ethics Trial, what citizen action group does she create?

PCP: Parks Committee of Pawnee

What two issues is PCP tackling?

Too many ants in the teen center
Fix up the tennis courts

What Pawnee legend does Leslie get to endorse her at her Campaign Rally?

Pistol Pete Distillio

What is wrong with the venue for Leslie's campaign rally?

It's a hockey rink instead of a basketball court

Where does Leslie hold her city council campaign rally?

Pawnee Sports Center

What is wrong with the stage at Leslie's city council campaign rally?

No stairs

What happens to Pistol Pete Distillio at Leslie's city council campaign rally?

Tries to dunk a basketball and slips on the ice

What two gifts does Leslie give on the 2nd Galentine's Day?

Gift Certificates for Facials
Needlepoint pillow with everyone's face and a headline from the day they were born

What is the headline on Marlene Griggs-Knope's needlepointed pillow from Leslie on Galentine's Day 2?

Joseph Stalin Dies

How many clues does Leslie leave for Ben on their Valentine's Day Scavenger Hunt?

25

Where does the final clue in Leslie's Valentine's Day Scavenger Hunt lead Ben to?

L'il Sebastian Statue

Ron insists Leslie take a sabbatical from Parks while she runs her city council campaign; how many hours a week does Leslie cut back to?

10

What is the name of the children's book Leslie wrote?

Groffle the Awful Waffle

What is Leslie's first act as a city councilwoman?

Tax on sugary sodas

What does the Fun in the Sun Act do?

Extends the hours of the public pools

What does Jamm want from Leslie in exchange for his vote on the Fun in the Sun Act?

Leslie's office with the private bathroom

Why does Leslie receive a censure from the mayor?

Teaching sex education to senior citizens instead of abstinence only

What political figure is on the Knope-Wyatt unity quilt?

Joe Biden

Who is missing a square on the Knope-Wyatt Unity Quilt?

Ulani (Ben's Dad's Girlfriend)

What does Jamm do during Leslie's batchelorette party?

Starts breaking ground for Paunch Burger on Lot 48

How does Leslie stop construction on the Paunch Burger on Lot 48?


Throws in fake Wamapoke artifacts

What is the name of the stripper Ann hires for Leslie's bachelorette party?

Babe Lincoln

How many woman, other than Leslie, are at the Equal Gender Employment meeting?

0

What job to Leslie and April do, for a day, to prove women can do it?

Collect trash

What is the goal of the Pawnee Commons Gala?

Raise $50,000 for the park

What does Jamm do to stop the Pawnee Commons Gala and Fundraiser?

Calls in an Emergency Preparedness Drill

What fake disaster is the Emergency Preparedness Drill trying to solve?

Avian Flu Outbreak

Who makes Leslie's wedding dress?

Ann

What is Leslie's wedding dress made out of?

All the most important documents of her career

Where does Ron get the rings for Ben and Leslie's wedding?

Makes them out of one of Ann's sconces

Who gets the marriage liscence for Leslie and Ben's wedding?

April and Andy

Who officiates Ben and Leslie's wedding?

Larry

Who are the 5 celebrity look a likes at the Pawnee Commons Gala?

Orvillle Redenbacher
LaToya Jackson
Axl Rose
David Letterman
L'il Sebastian

At what event do Leslie and Ben decide to get married?

The Pawnee Commons Gala

What does Ron do to Jamm during Leslie and Ben's wedding?

Punches him

Where do Leslie and Ben end up getting married?

In the Parks office

Who walks Leslie down the aisle at her wedding?

Ron

What does Chris give Ben as a wedding gift?

Letter from the state house saying they've been assigned to Pawnee

Who sings an opera song at Leslie's wedding?

Donna

How old was Leslie when her father died?

10

Where do Ben and Leslie go on their honeymoon?

Hawaii

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Chris?

Acai Tree

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Donna?

Coffee

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Ann?

Fertility Tea which they realize is marijuana

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Ron?

Hawaiian God of Anger Mask

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Jerry?

Ear buds, sky mall magazine and peanuts

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Tom?

Autographed picture of Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for April?

They threw her box into a volcano, as requested

What gift do Leslie and Ben bring back from their honey moon for Andy?

White tshirts from Target

Who hacks Leslie's email and steals her jokes for the Corespondent's Lunch?

Kim Terlando from The Pawnee Sun

Who hosts the Corespondent's Lunch?

Martin Howsley

According to an obsolete Pawnee law, where should all menstruating women be confined?

Their bathtub

Leslie used to give tours of the Pawnee Historical House and earned what achievement, 3 times?

Employee of the Fortnight

Who nominates Leslie for the International Coalition of Women In Government award?

April

Where does Leslie go to receive the International Coalition of Women In Government award?

London

Why can't Diane join Ron on their honeymoon to London?

Morning Sickness

Where does Leslie send Ron, as a wedding present?

The Lagavulin Distiillery

What show announces that Leslie has been recalled?

Final Word with Perd

When Leslie and Ben go to get drunken tattoos, what does Leslie say she wants to get?

Portrait of Elenore Roosevelt with a Tiny Pat Benetar on Elenor's arm

Who referees the meeting between Leslie and Jamm about the lockbox for Lot 48?

Chris

What are not allowed to be worn at Jamm's house?

Shoes

What tennis star does Jamm have several pictures of in his house?

Michelle Wie

What $4,000 appliance does Jamm have in his house?

Authentic Benihana hibachi table

What gifts does Leslie give Jamm over breakfast at his house when discussing the lockbox?

Beer and a calendar of female WWE stars

According to Jamm, how do you eat edamame?

Spit out the seeds, eat the shell

At Karaoke, what song do Leslie and Jamm sing?

Summer NIghts (Leslie does the Danny part, Jamm does the Sandie part)

In the end, how does Leslie get Jamm to agree to the lockbox for 48 and to begin construction immediately?

Chris gives Jamm 5, no questions asked, IOUs during Chris' next term in as city manager

How many times do Leslie and Jamm go head to head while she's on city council?

57

After being recalled, who's seat does Leslie try to start a reelection campaign for?

Councilman Dexhart

What does Ben get Leslie for her last day in office as a city counciler?

1 hour of time with Jen Barkley and a trip to Paris

How much does Jen Barkley get paid per hour?

$1200

How many scrapbooks does Leslie make for Ann before Ann movies to Michigan?

103

Leslie throws Ann an elaborate going away party and does what as a gift?

Breaks ground on the lot 48 park

Who plays the Easter Bunny at Ann's going away party?

Orin

Leslie and Ann have to jump through hoops to be able to break ground on Lot 48 before Ann leaves, what does the Public Works people want?

Sweet Ums Soda Back in Their Office

Leslie and Ann have to jump through hoops to be able to break ground on Lot 48 before Ann leaves, what does the Kathryn Pinewood want?

To get a celebrity spokesperson for Sweetums new drink

What Sweetums Drink does Pistol Pete refuse to endorse?

Sweetums Dunktastic Three Point B-Ball Blast

What is the slogan for Sweetums Dunktastic Three Point B-Ball Blast?

It's all about Basketball

Who do Leslie and Ann get to endorse Sweetums Dunktastic Three Point B-Ball Blast?

Perd Hapley

What journalist did Ann go on a date with?

Per Hapley

Watching what actress before bed makes Leslie super hyper?

Julie Andrews

What does Leslie get Ben for their first wedding anniversary?

Replica of the Game of Thrones throne

What's Leslie's favorite TV Show?

Friday Night Lights

Who is Leslie's obstetrician?

Dr. Sapperstein

What did they rename the "Indiana Scholarship for Pretty Blondes Who Like to Read"?

The Virginia Woolf Prize

What scholarship did Leslie win that paid half her college tuition?

Indiana Scholarship for Pretty Blondes Who Like to Read

As a gift for shepherding the Pawnee/Eagelton merger, what does the gang do for Leslie?

Has a new Founders statue created adding her as one of the town's founders

Who played Mark Brandanowitz?

Paul Schneider

What was Mark Brandanowitz's job?

City Planner

What is Mark Brandonwitz's favorite movie?

Dances with Wolves

How old was Mark when he slept with a married woman?

16

Mark gives Ann 7 cliched Valentine's gifts, what are they?

Bear in a Paper Bag
Heart Shaped Balloon
Giant Teddy Bear Holding a Red Heart
Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates
Dozen Red Roses in a Heart Arrangement
Yearning by Dennis Feinstein
Heart of the Ocean Necklace

When Mark quits, what gift does he give Leslie?

Plans for the park on Pawnee Commons

When Mark quits, what gift does Leslie give him?

A roll of red tape

Who played Ron Swanson?

Nick Offerman

Over the series, Ron has three framed posters in his office, what are they?

Indiana Basketball Coach Bobby Knight
A Brunette holding breakfast food
Just breakfast food

What chain restaurant does Ron say has an impeccable business model and he would rather work for?

Chuck E. Cheese

Who is Duke Silver?

Ron's Saxophone Playing, Jazz Loving Alter Ego

What's Ron's #1 Favorite food?

Bacon

What's Ron's #3 Favorite Food?

Shrimp

Ron sneezes and exacerbates his what, to the point of not being able to move?

Hernia

What are the names of both of Ron's ex wives?

Tammy

What is Ron's Mom's Name

Tamara but goes by Tammy

On Ron's scale for human perfection, who is a 10?

Steffi Graff

On Ron's scale of human perfection, what is Tom's Score?

3.8

What is Ron's permanent Halloween costume?

Pirate

What gives Ron the squirts?

Almonds

What is Ron's dying wish?

To have both of his ex wives rushed to his bedside so he can tell them both to go to Hell one last time

What does Ron wear after having sex?

Black pants and a Red polo shirt

Who does Ron agree to give Lot 48 to?

Tammy 2 and the Library

What is Ron's favorite whisky?

Lagavulin

How old was Ron when he got his first job?

9

Where was Ron's first job?

Sheet metal factory

Ron has 28 total code violations at his woodshop, according to Mark; Mark points out 5 of them, what are they?

No drainage
No Ventilation
Hazardous Chemicals
Basket of Oil Soaked Rags above a wood burning stove
Expired Fire Extinguisher

What date does April accidentally schedule 93 meetings, for Ron, because she doesn't think the day exists?

March 31st

What sleep disorder does Ron suffer from?

Sleep punching

What food is "The Swanson"?

Bacon wrapped turkey leg

What does Ron do during the government shut down?

Goes to his cabin

When Ron coaches a youth basketball team, what is the team name?

Carnage

What item does Ron want to put in the Parks time capsule?

JJ's Diner Menu

What is Ron's favorite breakfast meal?

JJ's Four Horse Meal of Egg-Porkalypse

To mess with Ron, what book does Tammy 2 say is overdue at the library?

It's Not the Size of the Boat: Embracing Life with a Micro Penis

When Ron gets back together with Tammy 2, what happens to part of his mustache?

It rubs off from friction

When Ron remarries Tammy 2, what is "their song"?

Dancing on the Ceiling by Lionel Richie

When Ron and Tammy 2 get remarried, they plan to take an 11 day honeymoon to Ron's cabin; what is the only food/drink they bring?

10 cases of Gatorade and 11 pounds of peanuts

When Ron gets a typewriter, he says he plans to type every word he knows; what 5 does he start with?

Rectangle, America, Megaphone, Monday, Butthole

According to Ron, what is the best steakhouse in the world?

Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse in Indy

Ron has photographed himself with every meal he's had at Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse; what did have in June 2004?

Porterhouse mid rare with bernais sauce

Ron has photographed himself with every meal he's had at Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse; what did have in January 2000?

The Enforcer

Ron has photographed himself with every meal he's had at Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse; what did have in February 1996

Rib Eye with Lagavulin 16

Who wins the burger competition?

Ron

How does Leslie find out when Ron's birthday is?

Bribes a Baskin Robbins employee

What two movies does Leslie get for Ron to watch at his solo birthday party?

Bridge on the River Kwai and the Dirty Dozen

Who broke the Parks department coffee maker after it burns their hand?

Ron (he punches it)

What are the only 4 products Ron officially endorses?

US Army Issued Mustache Trimmers
Morton Salt
CR Laurence Fein 2 Inch Ax Style Scraper Oscillating Knife Blade
Snake Juice

What are the only two times, in life, that Ron has cried?

When he was 7 and got hit by a bus
When L'il Sebastian died

Which toe is Ron missing?

Pinky

How did Ron lose his Pinky toe?

His brother shot it with a nail gun and he refused to go to the doctor

What does Ron send his mom every month?

$140 worth of shot gun shells and cigarettes

How old was Ron when he built his first chair?

5

What does the entire text of the Pawnee Rangers handbook say?

Be a man.

What is the Swanson Club?

Pawnee's most hardcore outdoor club led by Ron and started by Leslie after the Rangers dissolve

What is the address of Ron's cabin?

9301 Cedarcrest Drive

While working at the sheet metal factory, at age 11, Ron got a second job where?

At the Tannery

Since what year has Ron been getting the same hair cut?

1978

Since what year has Ron had the same car?

1991

How many times did Ron formally try to fire Leslie?

4

For what item is Ron nominated for an Indiana Woodworking Association award?

Chair

What is Ron's middle name?

Ulysses

What two foods does Ron secretly love?

Artichokes and Plums

What is Ron's hangover prevention method?

Eats a Large Flank Stank Pan Fried in Salted Butter then puts on wet socks and goes to bed

According to Ron, dogs under 50 pounds are what?

Cats (and cast are pointless)

What is the only thing Ron hates more than lying?

Skim Milk (which is just water that's lying about being milk)

After Ron punches Jamm, what three things to Jamm sue Ron for?

$13,000 Orthodontic Surgery
$6,000 for enamel repair
$46 million psychological damages

How do Tom, April, and Andy get Jamm to drop the lawsuit against Ron?

Point out all the lies in his deposition

What three things does Ron say he's allergic to?

Cowardice
Weak Willed Men
Hazelnuts

According to Ron, what are the only three ways to motivate someone?

Money
Fear
Hunger

When does Ron propose to Diane?

After she tells him she's pregnant

Where does Ron propose to Diane?

His office

Where to Ron and Diane get married?

4th floor of city hall

Who is Ron's best man?

April

Who is Diane's maid of honor?

Leslie

Ron originally planned to propose to Diane on their anniversary; what did he make for the occasion?

A canoe

What are the only two magazines Ron's family has ever subscribed to?

Ebony and Reader's Digest

How many eggs did Ron eat, in 20 minutes, at JJ's diner?

51 (the last 10 were still in their shell)

When Ron tries to go off the grid, he accidentally creates his first Vine; it's a video of him saying what?

Erase all pictures of Ron

Ron has had the same will since he was 8 years old; what does it say?

Upon death all his belongs go to the man or animal who has killed him

When Ron updates his will, what percentage of his fortune does he leave each of his children?

5%

If Ron dies, who gets his kids?

Ron Pietkowski and His wife Helen, the maitred'e from Mulligan's Steakhouse but if they can't because they're in their 90's it goes to Leslie and Ben

According to Ron, what are the three most useless jobs?

Lawyer
Congressman
Doctor

What video game does Ron become obsessed with while at Ben's roller skating birthday party?

Deer Hunter

When Ron gets the high score on Deer Hunter, what does he put for his initials?

A.S.S.

What is Ron's favorite book?

Moby Dick

After buying a larger cabin for his family,why does Ron sell his old cabin?

He doesn't need 4 cabins

Ron sells his cabin to April for how much?

$8, a bunch of loose cough drops and Larry's asthma inhaler

Who does Ron hire to sell his Cabin?

Donna (Reagle Meagle Real Estate)

What is Ron's son's name?

John Middle Name Redacted Swanson

What does Ron do on the 3rd floor of city hall?

Fully remodel it

Ron took Susan Hofler to the prom where he danced to Merle Haggard and then left early for his shift at the quarry; how old was he?

12

What is the name of Ron's company (after leaving the Parks department)?

Very Good Building and Development

Who plays April Ludgate?

Aubrey Plaza

What is April's job when she starts at the Parks Department?

Intern

What is April's sister's name?

Natalie

What did April drive through a Nordstrom's?

Lawnmower

Where is April's mom from?

Puerto Rico
What sport did April play in high school?
Softball

What is April's nickname at home?

Zuzu

What does Ron get April for her 21st birthday?

A hand gun

Where does April have her 21st birthday party?

Snake hole lounge

Where does April go during the shut down?

Venezuela

Who is April's Venzuelan boyfriend?

Eduardo

In addition to a jar of olives, a thing of toothpicks, a year's supply of TP, how much money to April and Andy get during their night of free stuff at the snake hole lounge?

$218 (Andy $38, April $180)

When April tells Andy she loves him, what is his response?

Dude! That's Awesome Sauce!

April and Andy invite everyone to their house for a dinner party but what is the real reason they are having a party?

It's their wedding

Where do April and Andy go on their honeymoon?

Burley's family house on Lake Michigan

What is April's middle name?

Roberta

April tells Ben there are 7 house rules he must abide by if he's going to live with them; what are they?

Can't use front door; have to climb in the through back window
No personal phone conversations
When speaking to April Spanish use formal usted
No electricity after 6 pm
If you watch a sad movie you have to wear mascara to see if he's been crying
No tv after breakfast
No noise on Mondays

What is April's alter ego?

Janet Snakehole

Which rock star would April sleep with?

Jeff Mangum

What is April's favorite band?

Nuetral Milk Hotel

What 17 things do April and Andy plan to have at their Halloween party?

Eyeballs,
Spider Webs,
Vampire Teeth,
Fake Blood Capsules,
Rats,
Bats,
Beer,
Pumpkins,
Bloody Goblins,
Decorations,
Dead People They Just Murdered (actually pictures of them),
fake mutilated bodies,
candy,
dancing,
tequila,
all kinds of food,
blood orphans

Who does April and Andy forget to they are having a Halloween party?

Ben

Who does Donna go as to April and Andy's Halloween party?

Police man

Who does Chris go as to April and Andy's Halloween party?

Sherlock Holmes

Who does April as to April and Andy's Halloween party?

Sumo Wrestler after they lost weight

Who does Andy go as to April and Andy's Halloween party?

Chuck Liddell

Who does Jerry go as to April and Andy's Halloween party?

Mr. Potatohead

What do Ann and Ron do during April and Andy's Halloween party?

Home repairs to April and Andy's house

Who does Ann go as to April and Andy's Halloween party?

Eggplant

What 5 things does Ron find in April and Andy's toolbox?

Hammer
Half a pretzel
Cartridge for Sonic the Hedgehog
Scissor Half
Flashlight filled with jellybeans

Ben and Andy get into a fight at April and Andy's Halloween party; what does Ben do to Andy?

Breaks his nose

Who is Champion?

April and Andy's 3-legged dog

Who does April set Ann up with at Valentine's Day?

Tom

Andy sends April a care package while she's working with Ben in Washington DC, what was in it?

His dirty laundry and a stuffed animal

What does April propose putting on Lot 48 that puts her into a feud with Leslie?

A dog park

According to April, what are the only three kinds of music she likes?

German Death Reggae, Halloween Sound Effects from the 1950's and Bette Midler

Where does April get accepted into Vet school?

Bloomington

What is April's Favorite TV Show?

Russian Traffic Shows while playing children's music at the wrong RPM

What rock star is April catfishing?

Anthony Keidiss of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

What was April's major in college (which she designed herself)?

Halloween Studies

Who played Chris Traeger?

Rob Low

Who does Chris make out with at April's 21st birthday party?

Ann

What is Chris' resting heart rate?

28 Beats Per Minute

How many miles does Chris run every day at lunch?

10

To which planet does Chris want to run?

Moon

Why is Chris so happy?

Had a rare blood disorder as a baby

Why does Chris shave his legs?

For swimming

What place did Chris come in int eh 2009 Indiana Breast Cancer Awareness Triathlon?

4th

Chris is asked to bring a cake to April and Andy's dinner party/wedding; what does he bring?

A veggie loaf

What is Chris' favorite food?

Fresh lettuce

In college, Chris was in a nude production of what?

Cats

What percentage of Chris' body is fat?

2.8%

Where does Chris' step brother live?

London

Who is Chris' therapist?

Dr. Richard Nyguard

Which of Jerry's daughter's does Chris date?

Millicent

What reporter does Chris date?

Shawna Malwae Tweep

What is CTMTS?

Chris Traeger Management Training Seminar

What three parenting books does Chris read?

Are you Going to Crawl My way by Lennie Kravitz
I’d like to solve the puzzle of parenting by Vanna White
Rad Dads But Shaun White and Apollo Anton Ohno

When Chris moves to Ann Arbor, what is his job?

Working at the University of Michigan

After much back and forth, what does Ann end up picking out instead of an engagement ring?

A locket

When Chris is leaving, he gets the boys Buddy Boxes, what is in Ron's?

Bronze Hamburger

When Chris is leaving, he gets the boys Buddy Boxes, what is in Ben's?

2008 Indiana State Audit Sheets

When Chris is leaving, he gets the boys Buddy Boxes, what is in Larry's?

Picture of him officiating Ben and Leslie's wedding where he's mostly obscured

When Chris is leaving, he gets the boys Buddy Boxes, what is in Tom's?

Snake Juice

What do the guys get Chris as a going away gift, when he leaves for Ann Arbor?

A gift card for 3 pans at "Pots and Pans" and an empty buddy box to fill with new memories

What is the first memory Chris puts in his buddy box?

A tear

What is Chris' favorite desert alternative?

Carob cookies and berries

When Chris gets grumpy around noon time, what does Ben suggest Ann do?

Put chia seeds in a fig and feed it to him

Who played Ben Wyatt?

Adam Scott

What town was Ben mayor of?

Partridge MN

At what age did Ben become mayor?

18

Why was Ben impeached?

For bankrupting the town with "Ice Town"

What was the unemployment rate after Ben was impeached as mayor, in Partridge?

30%

What song did Ben play as his mayoral campaign song?

Whoomp! There it is

What municipal department is Ben scared of?

The police

Who turned Ben down for Prom?

Cindy Eckert

What is Ben's preferred drink?

Miller Light

What position did Ben play on his JV Baseball team?

Short Stop

What three things do Andy and April ask Ben to bring to their dinner party/wedding?

Avatar
50 pairs of 3D glasses
3D capable TV

Where was Ben living before he moved in with April and Andy?

Pawnee Super Suites

How many months does Ben stay at the Pawnee Super Suites

7 months

What is the name of the restaurant Ben wants to open?

The Lo Cal Calzone Zone

What is the title of Ben's claymation movie?

Requiem for a Tuesday

Who's congressional campaign does Ben run?

Congressman Murray

Leslie sends Ben a care package while he's working in DC, how many boxes are there?

12

What sport did Ben play in college?

Intramural Ultimate Frisbee

What is the first song on Benji's Cool Times Summer Jamz?

Shoop by Salt N' Peppa

What is the name of the mix CD April finds in Ben's car?

Benji's Cool Times Summer Jamz

What series does Ben write fan fiction for?

Star Trek

Where does Ben propose to Leslie?

In the house she's leasing for them

What is Ben's dad's name?

Stephen

Who is Ben's Dad's girlfriend?

Ulani

What is Ben's mom's name?

Julia

What accounting firm does Ben start working and quickly quit, three times?

Tilton and Randomski Accounting

What game does Ben gift to the employees of Tilton and Randomski?

Cones of Dunshire

When Ben starts at Tilton and Randomski for the third time, what problem does he solve?

How to handle 3 competing family trusts

For Ben's bachelor party, each guy gets to do one thing since none of them ever got to have their own parties; what does Ben do?

Plays Settlers of Catan

In which board game is Ben nationally ranked?

Settlers of Catan

For Ben's bachelor party, each guy gets to do one thing since none of them ever got to have their own parties; what does Tom do?

Takes them to Essence for molecular mixology

At Essence, how is Ron's whisky served?

As a lotion

At Essence, how is vodka served?

As flashes of light

For Ben's bachelor party, each guy gets to do one thing since none of them ever got to have their own parties; what does Andy do?

Goes to Sherm's Ice Cream (where he first met Gayle)

For Ben's bachelor party, each guy gets to do one thing since none of them ever got to have their own parties; what does Andy do?

Goes to Lucas Oil Stadium, meets Jim Irsay and plays with Reggie Wayne and Andrew Luck

For Ben's bachelor party, each guy gets to do one thing since none of them ever got to have their own parties; what does Ron do?

Goes to St. Elmo's Steakhouse

Who's table do they accidentally take at St. Elmo's Steakhouse when out for Ben's bachelor party?

Newt Gingrich

What basketball star pays for everyone, except Tom, at St. Elmo's Steakhouse?

Ron Hibbert

What food gives Chris, Tom, and Ron food poisoning?

Mini Calzone

Who does Ben hire to cater his wedding?

JJ's Diner

What foundation does Ben start working for?

Sweetums

What happens to Ben while in Partridge to get the key to the city?

He gets kidney stones

What is the town mascot of Partridge MN?

Fred the Sled

Getting the key to Partridge is a prank and what do they give Leslie (in place of Ben), instead?

A box of water (because the key melted)

Leslie steals the actual key to Partridge from Mayor Stice; what does Ben do with it?

Throws it in the lake

What is Ben's sister's name?

Stephanie

What is Ben's eBay name?

Tall Tyrion Lannister

What did Ben name his calculator?

Dr. Buttons

Ben and Chris are auditing bro's; what do they call themslves?

Butch Countsidy and the Sum Dance Kid

What is Ben's dream birthday party?

Early 90's themed roller skating party

What was the theme of Ben's cake for his 90's themed birthday party?

Reservoir Dogs

Leslie and Ben miss Ben's roller skating party because Leslie is doing what?

Filibustering a meeting Jamm called to prevent Eageltonians from voting

What does Leslie poor on Jamm after the filibuster is over?

Margarita

Ben tries to do their first anniversary gifts a day early but because Leslie is busy, who does he end up doing everything with?

Larry

What 4 things does plan to do with Leslie for their first anniversary?

couples massage,
enchanted movie inspired carriage ride,
Paella cooking class,
Dance lessons

Who does Ben admit that he likes to the chagrin of all the other parks employees?

Larry

What is Ben and Tom's job during the Pawnee prom?

DJ

What is the theme of the Pawnee Prom?

Fairy Tale

What did Ben do instead of going to his high school prom?

His parents threw him his own prom in their living room

What is Ben's Spirit animal, according to Ron Dunn?

Baby Snow Owl

Who played Tom Haverford?

Aziz Ansari

Where was Tom born?

Bennettsville, South Carolina

What does Tom forget to do for the Easter Egg Hunt?

Hide the Eggs

What is Tom's real name?

Darwish Sabir Ismael Gani

How many times was Tom robbed after giving out keys to his house as a way to flirt?

2

When they are digging up dirt on each other, they find a picture of Tom dressed in "taliban robes"; what was he really?

Jedi

Why did Tom and Wendy get married?

To get Wendy her Green Card

Where is Wendy from?

Canada

What does Tom call Condoms?

Doing Caps

What does Tom call Appetizers?

Apps

What does Tom call desserts?

Zerts

What does Tom call Entrees?

Tray Trays

What three things does Tom call sandwiches?

Sammies
Sandoozles
Adam Sandlers

What does Tom call Air Conditioners?

Cool Blasterz (with a z)

What does Tom call Cakes?

Big Ol Cookies

What does Tom call noodles?

Long-Ass Rice

What does Tom call Fried Chicken?

Fry Fry Chicky Chick

What does Tom call Chicken Parm?

Chicky Chicky Parm Parm

What two things does Tom call eggs?

Pre Birds
Future Birds

What does Tom call Chicken Cacciatore?

Chicky Catch

What does Tom call Root Beer?

Super Water

What does Tom call Tortillas?

Bean blankies

What does Tom call forks?

Food rakes

What does Tom call cars?

Go Go Mobiles

What three things does Tom say he wants to name a club?

Club a Dub Dub
Club Marine
Tom's Bistro

How many share of the Snakehole do Tom, Jean Ralphio, and Andy share?

1

Why does Tom have to sell his share of the snakehole?

Emails all of city hall to go there and buy Snake Juice

How tall is Tom?

5"6' and 3/4

Where did Tom work during the shut down?

Foot locker

What did Tom want to put in the time capsule?

Defaced photo of Lucy

Why did Lucy break up with Tom?

He was obsessed with Ron and Wendy's relationship

What cologne does Tom pitch to Dennis Feinstein?

Tommy Fresh

What's a Tommytini?

Vodka with a bunch of cinnamon

What does Andy and April ask Tom to bring to their dinner party/wedding?

Silverware

What is Tom's job at Andy's wedding?

Best Man

What are Tom's three wishes?

Huge House with a Ton of Balconies
CEO Of Spike TV Network is Best Friend Jamie Foxx and create a show called Tommy and the Foxx
Plays both the Keneau and Swayze rolls in the remake of Point Break

What is Snake Juice?

High End Kahlua Style Liquor Tom Invented

What happened to Snake Juice?

FDA Destroyed it

Tom lists 7 business ideas he has; what are they?

Baby Tuxedo Clothing Line
Dept. Store with a Guest List
White Fur Earmuffs for Men
H2 Ho Bottled Water
Contact Lenses that Display Text Message
Phone that Smells Good
Open a Nightclub called Eclipse that's Only Open for 1 hour 2 times a year with $5,000 cover charge

What Newlywed Game style game show does Tom invent?

Know Ya Boo

Tom gets into a car accident while texting and driving; what did he hit?

Fire Hydrant

What is Tom sentanced to after being found guilty of texting and driving?

One week without screens

While detoxing from screens during his sentance, Tom borrows Ron's car and crashes; what was he doing when he crashed it?

Texting and driving on the burner phone he just bought

Ron doesn't turn Tom for crashing his car, instead he makes him read what book?

Auto Repair Manual 1982

The team has a fundraiser garage sale for Jerry which inspires which of Tom's business ventures?

Rent a Swag

What street is Rent a Swag on?

Durham Avenue

Who gives Tom the start up money for Rent a Swag?

Ron

When Tom sells Rent a Swag to Dr. Sapperstein, how much money is left for himself after paying investors?

$32,000

What is Jerry Dinner?

Tom, April, Donna, and Andy put $1 in a box anytime they laugh at Jerry and then go out for a fancy dinner at the end of the year

How much money did they have for Jerry Dinner?

$518

What was Tom's favorite Jerry moment of the year?

when he slipped on Cinnabon and landed in garbage

What was April's favorite Jerry moment of the year?

When he ate a bowl of glue

What was Andy's favorite Jerry moment of the year?

When April switched his potatoe soup for glue and he ate it

Instead of having Jerry Dinner, Donna convinces them to go to Jerry's house where he's having a holiday party; what do they do with the Jerry Dinner money?

Give it to Jerry for his medical expenses

What position in the government does Tom create for himself?

Business Liason

Why was Tom only at his high school prom for 15 minutes?

He took to long getting ready and it was over when he got there

Who played Donna Meagle?

Retta

To who's presidential campaign did Donna give money?

David Duke

Retta is a trained opera singer and her real life aunt is the president of which country?

Liberia

What's Donna's favorite kind of cake?

Birthday Cake

How many shares of the Snakehole Lounge does Donna own?

3

During the shut down, where did Donna work?

Kernston's Rubber Nipple Factory

Which brother does Donna have a fued with?

LeVondrius

How did Donna's grandmother die, at age 84?

Sandwiched between 2 30 year old's

What piece of dating advice did Donna's grandmother give her?

Use Him, Abuse Him, Lose Him

What is Donna supposed to bring to Andy and April's dinner party/wedding?

Cooked Steak

Who is Donna's favorite rock star?

Prince

What are the 4 house rules for her cabin?

No Dirty Shoes
No except Meagles allowed upstairs
No using the hot tub
No pets

Who is Donna's famous singer cousin?

Ginuwine

In which city does Donna have a condo because she likes the rain and fish markets?

Seattle

When Donna tweets about Leslie being awesome what hashtag does she use?

#BossBitch

When Donna tweets about Leslie being annoying what hashtag does she use?

#BitchBoss

What is Leslie's nickname for Donna?

El Diablo

What is Donna's Favorite Color?

For Cars Gold, Shoes Red unless it's the weekend then reverse them

What are Donna's 3 favorite kinds of music?

1970's Funk, 1770's Opera, Sugar Ray Post Mark McGrath

What's Donna's favorite book?

Downton Abbey

What is Donna's perfect Sunday?

Church
Harper's Magazine Acrostic
Play the Oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over Puget sound

What are Donna's three favorite movies?

Natural Born Killers
Remains of the Day
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

What is the Reagle Meagle Realty slogan?

Find Your Castle

Ben impliments a bunch of new changes when he takes over as City Manager (5 minute batheroom breaks, no facebook, no cell phones) so Donna, April and Andy play what practical joke on him?

Have him arrested for importing illegal cheese

What's Donna's favorite TV Show?

Scandal

Donna's Had 2 annulments; why?

One for pleasure and one to cap off a long con she was running on Keith Sweat

Before marrying him, Donna describes who as "her Tammy"

Joe

aWho plays Jerry Gergich?

rJim O'Heir

Dave says Jerry has a lot of 359's; what are those?

Arrests for Public Urination

Why did Jerry have plastic surgery?

Got hit by a fire engine

Mark tells Jerry he was adopted and that his birth mother was arrested for what?

Marijuana Possesion

Jerry claims what happened to him when he was filling the hummingbird feeders in the park?

He was mugged

What actually happened to Jerry when he was filling the hummingbird feeders in the park?

He dislocated his shoulder when he fell in the water reaching for a burrito

What is the name of Jerry's dog?

Lord Sheldon

What is Jerry's favorite city; he even has a time share there?

Muncie

What did Jerry do during the shut down?

Painted in the park

What did Jerry want to put in the time capsule?

HIs mother's diaries

Who did Jerry play in his high school's production of Peter Pan?

Tinkerbell

How old was Jerry when he lost his virginity to Gale?

24

Jerry paints a painting of a goddess centaur and a cherub; who do they look like?

Leslie and Tom

Which of the parks characters has the biggest penis Dr. Harris has ever seen?

Jerry

What is Jerry's real name?

Gary Gergich

Why is Jerry called Jerry?

On his first day the parks director called him that he thought it would be rude to correct him

When is Jerry's birthday?

February 29th

What does Jerry always do on his birthday?

Always splits cheesecake with gale from Cakey J's Cheesecake Facility then hold hands for a while, listen to some Anita baker, she meets up with friends and he goes to bed early

Who does Leslie forget to invite to Jerry's Sweet SIxteen pary?

Jerry

What gift does the team end up getting Jerry for his Sweet 16?

Gift card to a B&B in Muncie

What can't Jerry stop doing while having a heart attack?

Farting

What causes Jerry's heart attack?

Ann and Leslie scare him

What department did Jerry start in?

Animal Control

What 3 things did Jerry want to do at work before retiring?

Wanted to Meet the mayor Knudson,
have a building named after him
Wanted to eat in the city council executive dining room

What happened to Mayor Knudson?

Mayor Knudson was run out of office for raqueteering then OD'd on bills and was thrown out of a helicopter while handcuffed and exploded on impact

Leslie renames the parks conference room for Jerry when he retires; what do they name the room?

Jerry Gergich Memorial Conference Room RIP

After the merger, Jerry comes out of retirement to help with filing and asks everyone to call him by his real name. Instead what do they start calling him?

Larry

What's Jerry allergic to?

Pistachios

What does Jerry put pictures of, instead of food, on the menus for Tom's Bistro?

Lord Sheldon's rectum

When Jerry starts working at the National Parks Department, what name do they call him?

Terry

tWho played Andy Dwyer?

Chris Pratt

What did Andy break when he drunkely fell in the pit?

Both legs

When Andy's cast is removed what two things do they find in there?

Ann's iPod and a pirate

After breaking up with Ann, where did Andy live?

The pit

Andy gets a concussion when what happens to him?

Dirt is dumped on him while he's in the pit

Andy threatens to sue Pawnee after getting a concussion; what compormise does he propose to the city attorney to settle?

The pit be filled in and he gets to be starting linebaker for the Colts

What two reality shows did Andy audition for?

Deal or No Deal
Survivor

What is Shoe Shine Head?

when shining shoes fumes creates a thunderstorm in your head

What are the 3 cures for Shoe Shine Head?

coffee
cheeseburgers
napping on floor

What sport did Andy play in high school?

Baseball

How does Andy break his arm?

Wrecks his motorcycle

When Andy coaches a youth basketball team; what is their team name?

Mouserat

What is "Andy's Mouth Surprise"?

Skittles sandwiched between two starbursts

Who is Andy's alter ego?

Burt Macklin, FBi

What 13 things are on Andy's bucket list?

catch the winning touchdown at the Superbowl
Make the most amazing grilled sandwich ever
invent something
win the lottery
fly first class on an airplane
ride a unicycle
go skydiving
outrun a hippo
remake the move shazaamand get it right
teach his son to throw the perfect spiral
have a son
change his cell phone plan
hold $1,000 cash in his hand

What class does Andy take at college?

Intro to Women's Studies

When Andy learn's about insurance and goes to the doctor what 8 ailments does he complain of?

Mild Concussion
Rash in Knee Pit
Can't Taste on One Side of His Tongue
Ankles Make a Rattlesnake Sound when he walks
Things that are far away from his eyes are fuzzy
Once at a Twix with the wrapper on it and never seen the wrapper come out
swallowed every piece of gum he's chewed for the past 25 years
Broken thumb

After Andy and Ron fix a pothole in front of Diane's house, Andy knows Ron has a crush on Diane, what does he do?

Leaves Ron's contact info in chalk on the street in front of her house

What does April give Andy as a good luck charm before the Police Officer test?

stuffed bunny with it's feet cut off as a good luck charm

What is Andy the first guy in the history of Pawnee to do?

get 100% on the written test for the police officer exam

Why doesn't Andy pass the police officer exam?

Fails the psycology test

After failing to become a police officer, where does Andy go to work?

WIth Ben at Sweetums Foundation

What sometimes happens when Andy blows his nose?

He gets a boner

What's a "Dwyer Shower"?

When you rub air freshners on your arm pits

What is Andy's children's performer name?

Johnny Karate

Andy promises to keep Duke Silver a secret; in return he tells Ron 6 secrets about himself - what are they?

forgot to brush teeth for five months,
didn't sell last car, just forgot where he parked it,
doesn't know who al gore is and now he's too afraid to ask,
when they say 2% milk I don't know what the other 98% is,
scientists did experiments on him as a baby because his head was so big,
once threw a beer at a swan and then it attacked his niece Rebecca

What is the name of Andy's public access TV Show?

Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show

Who does Larry play on the Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show?

Mailman Barry

Who played Ann Perkins?

Rashida Jones

What is Ann's profession?

Nurse

What is Ann's favorite holiday?

Halloween

Ann throws a Halloween party; what does she go dressed as?

Raggedy Ann

What was Ann's favorite childhood book?

Raggedy Ann

What is Ann's middle name?

Meredith

What 3 guys does Ann interview before deciding to have a baby with Chris?

Dr. Harris, Pistol Pete, Howard Tuttleman

What score do Ann and Chris get on the parenting compatibilty test?

58%

What score do Donna and Chris get on the parenting compatability test?

81%

What score do Ann and Jerry get on the parenting compatability test?

84%

What item do Ann and Ben have an online bidding war over?

A waffle iron from JJ's diner

What is Ann's ebay name?

FutureMrsTigerWoods

What is the name of Ann and Chris' son?

Oliver Perkins Traeger

When was the reunion special (and 126th episode) of the show aired?

April 2020 (as a fundraiser during Covid)

What are Andy and Ben petitioning Gryzzl to give Pawnee?

Free Wi Fi for the town

What is Gryzzl's slogan?

The cloud for your cloud

What is the name of Gryzzl's music service?

Gryzzle Dump

When Ben plays the Gryzzle team in Cones of Dunshire, what character does he play as?

The Maverick

What do the players of Cones of Dunshire call Ben?

The Architect

What is Rosco's job at Gryzzl?

Vice President of Cool New Shizz

What is the one issue that everyone in Pawnee finally agrees on during a public forum?

They don't want Gryzzl data mining

Gryzzl data mines one last time to give everyone concert tickets as an apology for data mining; how is seating determined for the concert?

Income and sexual history

Gryzzl data mines one last time to give everyone concert tickets as an apology for data mining; who is performing?

Beyonce and U2

Ron and Leslie convince Gryzzl to donate the Newport Land to the National Parks and have their headquarters in Councilman Dexhart's district, known as what?

Beachview Terrace

We see 12 images of life in Pawnee in the opening credit sequence; what are they?

Field of Corn
Parks Conference Room with Deer Mural
Basketball Hoop
Kids on Bikes and Skateboards
Kids on Tire Swing Kids
Playing Football
Legal Document
Tennis Player
Adults Biking Over Bridge
Mural of Settlers on Horse
Kids on a Swing
Green Chairs from the Pit

In the finale, the parks crew gets together to fix one last problem, what is it?

Broken swing

What band was Donna kicked out of?

En Vogue

In the future, what are they building around the space needle in seattle?

Space Haystack

Where did they go on their last Donna-Joe Adventure Quest?

Middle Korea

What two programs did Joe's school cut?

Math and Math Club

Who does Donna enlist to help her setup a foundation?

April

What is the name of Donna and Joe's foundation to help teachers?

Teach Yo Self

What fashion trend did Donna start?

Doorknocker Earrings

What competition did Donna ccome 9th in?

Italy's got Talent

What did Donna do for Nascar?

Served on a pit crew

Who does Craig marry?

Typhoon Montelbon

April gives birth to Jack at 12:06 am on November first but Andy convinces Dr. Sapperstein to change it to what date and time?

11:59 PM on Halloween

At the end of the series, which character is pregnant?

April

What is the sequal to Cones of Dunshire called?

Cones of Dunshire: Winds of Tremorrah

How does Gameplay Magazine describe Cones of Dunshire: Winds of Tremorrash

Punishingly Intricate

What office is Ben elected to in the final season?

Congressman

What song does Jean Ralphio have played at his fake funeral?

Bend Over by L'il John Featuring Tyga

What is Jean-Ralphio's plan after he fakes his death?

start a casino in Tajikistan with Mona Lisa and some insurance money

What does Jamm give Leslie in the final episode?

A picture of her lying on the beach with him wrapped around her naked

In the future, what is Jamm doing?

Working at a Benihana in Florida

How many restaurants does Tom plan to expand to?

20

What is the title of the action movie Tom plans to write after his restaurants go bankrupt?

"Sniper Race Delta: Beijing Inferno"

What 2 books does Tom write?

Failure: An American Success Story
Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail

After being officially eleted Mayor by a write in campaign how many more times is Gary re-elected?

10

When does Gary die?

On his 100th birthday

What honor does Gary recieve at his funeral?

21 stamp salute from the indiana notaries

What is wrong with Gary's tombstone?

His name is misspelled

In the future, in addition to porn, what is Brandi Maxxxx doing?

President of city countil

In the future, after being stood up at the alter, who does Shawna marry?

Bobby Newport

After resigning from his building company, what job does Ron take?

Director of the Pawnee National Park

What song plays when Ron start his job at the Pawnee National Park?

Buddy

Ben tells Ron to diversify his fortune, what does Ron put his money into?

Buying 51% of the Lagavulin distillery

After both Ben and Leslie are asked to run for Governor of Indiana who actually runs?

Leslie

How many terms does Leslie serve as Indiana's Governor?

2

Where does Leslie receive an honorary doctorate in Public Policy from?

Indiana State

What building is named for Leslie at Indiana State?

The Library

Ann and Chris have a daugher; what is her name?

Leslie

Ann and Chris move back to Pawnee so Chris can take what job?

Running admissiosn at Indiana State

In the future, who buys Chik Fil A?

Elton John

In the future, what restaurants does Tom own?

Tom's Bistro, 2 fast casual restaurants and the Tommy Chopper (serves chop salads out of a decommissioned helicopter)

MeaWhere does Tom propose to Lucy?

Snakehole Lounge with a card trick he did on their first date

In the future, what is Shia LeBouf designing?

Wedding dresses and rings

Why was Donna's cousin written out o her grampa's will?

She didn't use a coaster

How did the last 4 Meagle pictionary tournaments end?

At the hospital

Legally, what is the maximum number of Meagles that can be on an international flight together?

3

What album was written about Donna?

Pearl Jam's Vitology

What artist is featured prominently on Ben's congressional campaign pump up mix?

Pat Benatar

What does Ben enter the Pie Mary with?

A dessert calzone

Who protests Ben during hte Pie Mary?

The Male Men

Who leads the Male Men?

Kipp Bunthart

Who plays Kipp Bunthart?

Chris Gethard

What does Leslie bid to get the 25 acres of land the Newport Foundation is selling?

$0

What are the 8 features of the house Andy and April buy in Pawnee?



12 Closets
3 Bomb Shelters
5 Dumbwaiters
2 3/8 Baths
0 Kitchens
Staircase to Nowhere
Fire Pole
Haunted

What was Andy and April's house used for before they bought it?

Holding cell for people who went insane on the assembly line of Pawnee Doll Factory

How many memoirs does Joan Callamezzo write?

9

What is Joan Callamezzo's 9th memoir calleD?

Genius A'Flam: Joan Callamezzo: A portrait in Words: Game of Joans

What perfume does Tammy 2 wear?

Girth

Who is Jamm dating in the final season?

Tammy 2

What 6 things does April want out of her new job?

Get to be her own boss,
interest in subject matter,
Creative problem solving,
Don't care if people like her,
Tell people what to do,
working one on one

Where did April hide the house key Ron gave her for safe keeping?

Under an old tree that reminds her of Ron

What was Morning Star?

Apartment complex Ron built where Ann's house used to be and the cause of the fued with him and Leslie

What does Bloosh win 2 Pulitzer prizes for?

Top 10 Listical

According to Annabelle Porter, what 4 things aretrending in the future?

Asymmetical Overalls, angorra toothbrushes, locally sourced italian flip flops, beef milk,

How much does Annabell Porter's hand strained teat to table beef milk cost per gallon?

$60

What head of the Pawnee Historical Society wrote Barely a Preseident William Henry Harrison's 32 Days in the White House?

Bill Haggarty
How much is admission to the William Henry Harrison museum?

$14

How does Jerry finally become Garry?

Donna puts it as his name on his placeholder at her wedding

When Ron and Leslie are locked in to work out their fued, what 6. methods does Leslie use to get Ron to talk?

slapping him on the back repeating "talk to me",
blowing a fan in his face,
dripping water on his face with a straw,
telling him wood is stupid and that he loves plastic,
covering him in post it notes,
singing the wrong words to We Didn't Start the FIre

What does Ron whittle while in lockdown with Leslie working our their fued?

A key to his old office

What gift does Ron give Leslie after they settle their feud?

A frame made from Ann's front door

How much does Andy make a week on his Johnny Karate show?

$100

Who si the announcer for the Johnny Karate show?

Perd Hapley

What segment does April do on Andy's TV show (that often turns into "Loose Animal In the Studio"?

April's Animal Corner

In Andy's last Johnny Karate show, who winds up being the guitar theif?

John Cena

Duke Silver and Donna sing/play Kung Fu Fighting while what of Johnny Karate's gets retired?

His gi

What is Ron's job on Andy's TV Show?

Carpenter

Who is Professor Smartbrain on the Johnny Karate show?

Ben

What is the name of Perd Hapley's court show?

THe Perdple's Court

Gryzzl updated their contract to allow data mining on December 18, 2015; what else happened on that day?

Star Wars Episode 7 was released

Where do Tom and Donna go for Treat Yo SElf 2017?

Beverly Hills

Who buys JJ's Diner forcing it to close?

Dennis Feinstein

What ist he name of Dennis Feinstein's holding company?

Thigh Gap

Instead of cleaning up his district, what did Councilman Dexhart rename it?

Beachvview Terrace

Leslie gets drunk at Donna's rehearsal dinner and calls what number 100 times?

867-5309

Who are Donna's maids of honor?

Michelle, Leslie, April

April arranges for a littel drama at Donna's wedding and has who show up?

LeVondrius

Ron has three brothers; what are their names?

Don, Vaugh, Lon

On their trip to Washington, what do the Tshirts Leslie makes for her and April say?

Gov Buds for LIfe

What promotion does Leslie recieve that causes her and Ben to move to Washington DC?

Deputy Director of Operations at Interior

Who does Leslie turn to for advice when April says she wants to quit national parks?

Madeleine Albright

AFter leaving National Parks, April moves to DC to work where?

American Service Foundation

Seneators Cory Booker and Orrin Hatch have a Polynesian Funk music band; what is it called?

Across the Isle

What are Leslie and Ben's kid's names?

Steven, Westley and Sonia

Why did the last season of Parks and Rec jump 3 years into the future?

Amy Pohler's character was having triplets at the end of season 6 and she didn't want to work with infants

What is the name of Leslie's femenist cookbook?

The Feminine Mesquite

What show does Mike Patterson host?

No, You're WRong

During Ben's congressional campaign the IOW is so impressed with how he and Leslie handle the Pie Mary, who do they make Woman of the Year?

Ben

Edward Covington makes a guest appearance on Andy's final Johnny Karate show and does what to Andy and Ben?

Knight's Them

What is Verxxon?

One of America's 8 companies (a combo of Verizon, Exxon and Chipotle)

When Mayor Gunderson dies, we learn he had an open marriage and was sleeping with whom?

Ethel Beavers

Who played Mayor Walter Gunderson?

Bill Murray

How many years was Mayor Gunderson in office?

39

After Salvatore dies, who does Donna commission to cut Ron's hair?

Typhoon

What is Typhoon's salon called?

Hair

enWho is Marlene Griggs Knope?

Leslie's Mom

What is Marlene Griggs Knope's job?

Senior Administrator County School System

Who is Kate Speevac?

Mom who opposes a park on Lot 48

Who is Shawna Malwae Tweep?

Reporter for hte Pawnee Journal

What is Shawna Malwae Tweep's favorite TV Show?

Beauty Pageants

In 1994, what did Ron nickname Marlene Griggs Knope?

Iron Cock-Shredder of Pawnee

Who was Marlene Griggs Knope's first love?

Frank Beckersted(?)

Shawna Malwe Tweep is writing a book about her journey finding love and smiling through the pain; whats the title?

"Tweeping Up Appearences"

Who is Salvatore Manfrelotti?

Ron's Barber

Who is Janine Restrepo?

Zoning board member

What zoning board member's husband got a DUI in Illinois?

Janine Restrepo

Who is George Gernway?

City manager of eagelton

What older man does Leslie's mom set her up with?

George Gernway

What does Wendy Haverford do?

Surgeon

Who are Derek and Ben?

April dates both of them and they date each other

What organization does Marcia and Marshall Langman run?

Society for Family Stability

What show does Joan Callemezzo host?

Pawnee today

What is by Penelope Foster is about a a caveman who travels to present day Cincinnati and can see everything but love and is part of Joan's book club?

The Time Traveler's Optometrist

What's in the cocktail named for Joan Callemezzo?

Tumbler of gin with crushed up aspirin on the rim

Where does Leslie's boyfriend Dave work?

Police officer

How does Leslie meet Dave?

He's Tom's arresting officer after the stakeout

When Dave comes back from San Diego and finds Leslie dating Ben, what does he do to Ben?

Handcuffs him to a urinal

Who is Jessica Wicks?

Married to Nick Newport Sr. and FOrmer Miss Pawnee 1994

What was Jessica Wicks' talent int eh 1994 Miss Pawnee Pageant?

Packing a suitcase

Councilman Dexhart has 6 scandals while in office; what are they?

Scandal 1: 4 Way Sex in a Cave in Brazil on His Birthday instead of Building Houses for Poor

Scandal 2: Had Prostitute Sex in limo to and From scandal 1 press conference

Scandal 3: Has a love child with his babysitter; had sex with 4 nurses and a woman who's husband was getting a liver transplant in the supply closet while baby was being delivered

Scandal 4: He's having an affair with Leslie

Scandal 5: Being sued by 2 women for sexual harassment; one is the judge in the first woman's case

Scandal 6: Is a sex and love addict and went to rehab where he had sex with the other residents; engaged in inappropriate texting, sexting, and text-mexting.

According to Councilman Dexhart, what is Text Mexting?

Where you send photos of your junk from the bathroom of a chili's to-go

During his 6th Scandal, Dexhart texts woman his junk under these 5 pseudonyms:

Enrique shockwave,
willie dynamite,
lee Harvey teabag,
ben berspanky,
Anthony Weine

What channel does Perd Hapley work for?

New Channel 4

What dance does Perd do on the diabetes telethon?

The worm

What 2 shows does Perd host?

Ya Herd with Perd
The FInal WOrd with Perdrick L Hapley

What are Perd's fans called?

Perdverts

What is Perd Hapley's full name?

Perdrick L Hapley

What store is Perd Hapley banned from for breaking too many things?

Pier One

What is the title of Perd's book?

The Thing About Me is I'm Perd Hapley

Who is Scott Braddock?

Pawnee City Attorney

Who pranks Leslie and terrorizes the parks department?

Greg Pikitis

What is Greg Pikitis eating when Leslie goes to his school?

Peach

What statue does Greg Pikitis deface?

Mayor Percy

What job did Old Gus have?

Shoe shine man

What is Tammy 2's job?

Deputy Directory of Library Services

Where does Joe Fantringham work?

Sewage department

Why does Joe Fantringham get fired?

Emailing a picture of his penis to all of hte woman in government

What are Sewage Joe's 3 requirements for dating a woman?

No canes, no grey hair, not in a wheel chair

Who's email address is stinkmaster68@alumni.saralawrence.edu?

Sewage Joe Fantringham

Where did Sewage Joe Fantringham go to college?

Sara Lawrence

Where does Alexis Softcastle work?

Pawnee Sun

Who is Ann's lawyer friend that dates Leslie?

Justin

What did Ann's co-worker Chris give Leslie on their date?

An MRI

What class does Marica Porelsman teach at the rec center?

Organize Your Life with Maria Portesleman

What are the names of NIck Newport Jr.'s kids?

Dakota and Denver

What is the name of Nick Newport Jr.'s dog?

Shoelace

Who was Frank Beckerson?

Marlene Griggs Knope's first love

What organization does Elise Yarktin run?

IOW

Who is hte head of all outdoor security?

Carl Lorthner

Who are the 4 former heads of the Parks Department that Leslie has lunch with?

David Moser
Clarence Carrington
Michael Tansley
Bill Haggardy

What is Nick Newport Sr's favorite color?

Miami Teal

What are April's parents name?

Larry and Rita

Detlepf Shrempf was in 2 episodes of what German sitcom?

gute zeiten schlechte zeiten

Who hosts most of Pawnee's events?

Martin Housley

Who is Pawnee's most bookable personality?

Denise Yermly

What book does Kelly Larson want added to the time capsule?

Twilight

Name Dennis Feinstein's 14 scents

Allergic for Men, Yearning, Blackout, attack, Thickening, Side Boob, Itch, Coma, Butterface, Spasm, Ooze, Blood Spurt, Money Shot, The Hounds

Who is the head of the Womopoke Tribe?

Ken Hotate

Who is the city manager that has a heart attack and octuple bypass?

Paul