My Thing Of Love

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First line

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Stop picking your face.

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I have a bump.

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You're mutilating yourself. Leave it alone.

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I've almost got it.

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You'll scar yourself.

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So leave me alone.

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I think it's a terrible habit.

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I enjoy it.

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Most people enjoy their bad habits. It's disgusting.

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Can you live with that?

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No. Why do you do it?

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It's like a sport, jack.

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It's pathetic. I can't believe the way you're talking about it.

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That's my favorite kind of picking

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Yecch

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I see my nails as mini spatulas

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Stop it you're mad. Your maniacal. Why do you have to pick at breakfast? Can't you do it alone in the bathroom?

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How's the coffee?

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It's very bad.

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Ruined the pot too. Oh well.

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What the hell were you thinking of?

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A joke a transvestite told me.

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A transvestite?

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And she told me a joke.

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That's odd.

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Do you wanna hear it? It's pretty funny.

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Alright

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If it's moving he's lying.

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That's it?

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Yes

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That last bit was the punchline?

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That was the punchline

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I think you left something out.

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That's how she told it.

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Maybe it's funnier coming from a transvestite, I dunno.

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It's a universal joke.

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Well it's not a funny universal joke.

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It is too.

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It's badly constructed the rhythms are off.

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Joke police. I'll tell it again.

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I'm entitled not to like a joke, aren't I?

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You're very snarly this morning.

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Sorry I had a rough night.

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I bet you did.

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What?

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What?

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I didn't hear what you just said.

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I said what?

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I heard that. I heard what. before that you said something I didn't hear.

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I didn't want you to hear it.

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Then why did you say it?

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I'm said it so I could hear it but not so you could hear it.

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Why didnt you just say it to yourself inwardly?

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For God maybe.

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Come on what did you say?

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Jack let it go.

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I hate when you say " let it go" you say something important then you tell me to "let it go". I hate that.

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Have you had a shower?

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Yes

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You need a hate rinse.

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I'll take a shower if you stop picking your face.

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I stopped picking a long time ago.

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That's a lie I just saw you just now.

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I feel a rash coming on. Do you mind?

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Maybe your the one who needs a shower.

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Boy, are you wrong.

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No, I'm not.

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A hard Swedish one.

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What is this all about?

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It's all about disappointment.

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What's the matter?

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I'm unhappy.

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Why?

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Because...

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Because what?

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I've discovered a...

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A lump. Did you feel a lump somewhere?

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That's not it

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Well, what then?

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I know something.

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What? Tell me.

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Be embarrassed when I tell you.

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I won't. I promise.

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It will be hard for you to look at me.

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Why? What's wrong? Tell me.

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You're not breathing.

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I think I should go to work. Right now. Wheres my bag lunch?

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Just go upstairs and shower. Please.

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Why?

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I smelled it all night.

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I thought you were fast asleep when I came home?

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Is that a confession?

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No I don't think so.

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Not yet huh?

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No. Where's my bag lunch?

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I need a confession before you leave.

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I can't give you one.

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Spit it out.

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Spit what out?

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Spit her out of your sticky mouth.

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I want my bag lunch. Where is it?

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Your switching the tracks. It's a strategy.

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He will get accused of having absurd slimy...

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You practically admitted

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Are you dreaming? I admitted nothing. Not a thing. Look, could you not arbitrarily drag my rear end over shards of glass at eight in the ******* morning, huh?

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It's your problem.

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Your trying to make it my problem, but I'm telling you, it ain't gonna work. I'm not swallowing this hook.

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What?

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That little dancing hook you dangle in front of me every time you have a skizzey mood change.

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Your ties on backwards.

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For all I know, you're the one having the affair. Jesus, you have the time.

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I have the time.

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I just hope the sex is hot, El. I do.

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I have the time.

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I hope he knows how to fondle your your breasts correctly, God knows, I never got it right."a little softer jack. A little harder, softer, harder". Why didnt you just hold up flash cards?

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I haven't complained about the breast stuff for ages.

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You didn't drop it because I learned to do it right, you dropped it because it was hopeless. You actually sighed once. How is a man supposed to maintain a ******* crumbling erection to begin with, if his wife of 12 years sighs hopelessly in his face each time he touches her?

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What do you want?

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Time. Time to be awkward.

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You had years.

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Well, that's how much time I needed. I needed years to relax Into the thing.

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The thing?

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I might have risen to the occasion if I'd been given a little comfort of a little time.

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It's epic. Your struggle is epic.

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Sarcasm. You know what sarcasm means, don't ya? It's Greek for tearing flesh.

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You're telling a worldwide lie and you know it.

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Your deluded.

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I'm going to call a lawyer.

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Lawyer. That word doesn't frighten me.

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Pulpy skin of a mango.

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What are you quoting from?

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This pad I found.

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Wait a minute.

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Your snow boot box.

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You went snooping?

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Address this now.

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How much did you read?

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Everything.

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All of it.

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What a mess.

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Yeah.

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I'm scared for us.

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I confess.

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It's to late to confess.

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No its not.

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You were caught.

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I could've denied, but I didn't.