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Syphillis
(Treponema Pallidum one can catch syhillis at the paladium

Shanker
Condolomylata
Tertiary Syphillis
Aortic Valve
Taebes Dorsalis
Gumma
Liqueficatuon Necrosis
Kline and Kohn Test
Kolmer Test

“The KKK would kill you if they knew how you contacted Psyhillis”
Lyme Disease
“Boriella Burgdorfei” – I caught Lyme disease at Bergdorf’s in the bullpit. It was a bitch and gave me a total MIGRAINE”

Bulls eye rash
Erythema Chronicum Migricans
TB
“I caught/INHALED TB while eating CHEESE and taking ACID with max azaria from BCbG. I was a MAN and took the test asap. Unfortunatley I was already a GHONer and thus I lost my job at the Neilson ratings”

Caseus Necrosis
Inhilation
Ghon Tubercles
Acid Fast
Zeheil Neilsen
Mantoux Test
Langerhans Test
BCG is the Vaccine
Histoplasmosis (bottom page 4)
Rheumatic Fever
The MITY John ASCHOFF, the former attorney General, RHEUmembered for RED Cellular RASH all over his face, died from KIDNEY PROBLEMS from Strep A while prosecuting a PYROMANIAC.

Group A Hemolytic Strep (aka Strep pyogenes)
Acute Glomerlular Nephritis
Cellulitis (aka eryosyhillis)
Mitral Valve
Aschoff Bodies
Test = ASO Titre
Brodies Abcyss
Susan Brody picked up an abcyss caused by Staph Aureus when she was involuntarily sequestered to the hospital

Chronic Osteomyelitis
Staph Aureus
Nosocomial
Sequestrum
Involutum
Staph Aureus (staphylococcus)
The STAPH at the university of AUREUS got osteomyelitis when they were TOXICALLY SCALDED by Samanilla and Botulism after eating RAW HONEY.

Osteomyelitis
Toxic shock syndrome
Scalded skin syndrome
Salmonilla
Cloistridium Botulinum
Raw Honey
Floppy Baby Syndrome / ACH
1st Sign – Diplopia
2nd Sign Death
Inclusion Bodies
Guarneri Bodies – guava are small
Negri Bodies – the black dog
Lewy Bodies – my grandfather Lewy always forgets
Mycoplasm
Lacks cell wall
Penicillin is ineffective
Atypical pneumonia
Menigitis
Ecoli - newborn
Hemophalous Influenza - child
Strep Pneumomiae - Adult
Nisseria Menigitis – Child and Adult
Cryptococcus Neoformas - the yeast that causes meningitis
Legionaire’s Disease
The Legionaires All Drive Pontiacs

Bacterium
Water Droplets
Pontiac’s Disease
Klepsiella Pneumonia
Currant Red Jelly Sputum
Herpes
Herpes Simplex I
CN V

Herpes Simplex II
Genital

Herpes Zoster
Shingles
Chicken Pox
Dermatome
Staining Procedure
METHYLENE, a beautiful young girl with BLUE eyes, got hooked on CRYSTAL. She said “I O DINE only in BRICK restaurants. She was crazy already as she always smelled like ACETONE due to her ridiculous nails and ETHANOL due to her drinking problem. Mr. GRAM thought her problem lied in a lack of SAFFRIN in her diet.

Methyleen Blue or Crystal Violet
Iodine (mordant / fixer)
Acetone or Ethanol (wash)
Saffarin
Blue – Gram +
Red – Gram –
Catalase Test
On the cruise to CATAlina Island, the STAPH got STREP.

Staph
Strep
Coagulase Test
Pathogenic Staph (staph aureus)
Non Pathogenic Staph (staph epidermis)
Polio
Bulbar Type / Respiratory Paralysis
Water Transmission
Anterior Horn
Salk – dead vaccine “attenuated” – this SALKS, I am dead!
Sabin – live vaccine
Tests
Phosphate = Milk
Biological Oxygen Demand = Water Pollution
Coliform Count = E Coli in water
Antibodies
IGA – body fluids
IGG – from placenta – 1st on scene
IGM – largest – 2nd on scene
IGE – allergies and parasites
IGD – b cells and memory
Virus
Eclipse Phase – most deadly – when you can’t see what is going on
Chlamydia Psittaci
The PARROT sits LOW on my shoulder”

Parrot Fever
Lower Respiratory Track Infection
Cornybacterium Diptheriae
Mr. Gray DIPed his Schick razor in Water at the EXOn staion in front of a bunch of Chinese Babes. This incident Up ‘ d his social standing

Exotoxin
Upper Respiratory Track
Water Droplets
Gray Psudomembrane
Pleomorphic (Chinese letters)
Shick Test
Babes Ernst Bodies Test
Histoplasmosis (fungal)
Histo was the Darling Bird of the Ohio and Mississippi river valley.

Darling’s Disease
Bird Poop
TB
Mississippi and Ohio
Coccidioidomycosis (fungal)
When it’s time to say IDO may it be in the VALLEY or DESERTS of the SOUTHWEST
Valley Fever
Airborne
Deserts of Southwest
Bacteria Cell Wall
Peptidoglycan
Mumps (viral)
Paratitis
Orchitis
CN VII (ant 2/3 of tongue)
Chorda Timpinad
Dysentery
E. Coli –
Coxsackie = childhood dysentery (aka hand, foot and mouth disease)
Bacterial Dysentry = Shigella (aka Bacillary dysentery)
Amebic Dysentry = Entamoeba Histolotica = Travellers Dysentery = Bloody Stools
Cholera
Vibrio Cholerae
Fecal Oral / Water Born
Comma
Rice water stools
Malaria
(aka Plasmodium Falciparum aka Black Water Fever)
May be fatal
Rickettsia Rickettsii
(aka Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever)
Deer tick
Rash on Distal Extremilty
Ricketesia Prowazeki
(Epidemic Typhus, aka Bril Zinsser’s Dx)
Found in cities
Lice / Louse
Coxiella Burnetti
( aka Q Fever)
From Milk
“Bill Burnett starred in Avenue Q as well as several MILK commercials”