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enter
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patty. stacy.
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... date tonight
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men are slime
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apparently
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i'm serious girls. men are the lowest life form known to science. lower than gutter scum. rats in the sewer wipe men off their little rat paws.
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...hoped for?
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success? success is rice. dating is hell.
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...no, no you.
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but he seemed like such a nice guy.
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....are slime.
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you should have seen. it was not to be believed.
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out nothing...
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you wont believe it. i was there and i don't believe it.
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... from the beginning.
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well you know how he said that money was no object, that i should pick out anywhere i wanted to go?
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... my meaning
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well i told him i would love to see that new play at the preforming arts center.
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... right?
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oh no, he took me to see the musical .. however we were sitting in the nosebleed section. i mean, we were so high up that pigeons were resting on my shoulders.
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... better seats
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Stacey, for one thing he said that money was no object. for another, we were the only ones sitting there. it was embarassing.
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... what else?
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next is intermission. he asks me i would like anything to drink. sure, i say, and guess what he did?
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...with water?
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no, nothing as classy as that. he leads me over to the water fountain. LEADS ME!
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...escorted you
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he's slime.
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... big deal
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Oh but there's more of after the show he says let's go for a drive now I'm thinking okay she doesn't have much money but maybe we'll talk it'll turn out to be nice
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wrong on that one
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Smart girl he takes me are you ready to Turnbull Canyon Road
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First date?
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I told you he's a pig
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... right around.
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know I'm an idiot I thought give me try this probably going to be nice
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...did you?
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not but he didn't try
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...can you get?
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low I will tell you how low so we're sitting in the car he's talking about getting to know me intimately and I'm trying to remember where the nearest payphone then all of a sudden he grabs mean tries to kiss me
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...back did you?
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and no way I told him that I did not do that sort of thing on the first date. and you know what he did ?
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...cops now.
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no no nothing physical he laughed
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...he laughed?
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Hahahahah left in that sarcastic snooty tone and then he said every girl does
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..one either.
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that's what I told him I said I didn't and neither did my friends
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say to that?
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he asked me if I was a virgin
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...you said?
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what do you think I told him that yes I was a virgin
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...of it.
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damn right
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...shut him up.
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you like to think it would wouldn't you
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..do then?
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you know I was there in the car and I still don't believe it
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...what?
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he rolled down the window and then he yells
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no doubt...
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no nothing quite as civilized as that f,he wrote down the window and screen nicole Kaufman is still a virgin
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he didnt!
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not much he didn't. can \ you believe it he screams it to the entire world
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debris
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and here is the dumbest part. i was embarassed. why? why should i have i been embarassed? he's the one who's a complete fool.
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...you do?
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i told him to start the car and bring me here. he thought i was kidding 'the night is young' he says.
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...least mentally
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so here i am. here with my friends, people who care about me. sensitive, warm, loving people. bosom comnpanions who will help me plot my revenge against the pig of the forest.
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...dirt bag
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i knew i could count on you two. i'll call my mom, tell her im spending the night here, and then we'll consider all the angles.
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..from me...
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oh yes. gossip. i like that. thats a good start.
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