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color
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漢字：色
On： ショク、シキ Kun： いる Most Used： いる |
TDR: bait worm + a line
imagine that that line is the smile of a fish, ensnared by the bright colors of the baitworm. SHE KEEPS wearing the most SHOCKING colors. |
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to eat, eating, meal, food
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漢字：食
On： ショク、ジキ Kun： た（べる）、く（う）、く（らう） Most Used： た（べる） |
TDR: peaked roof + good
it's good to eat in a restaraunt with a peaked roof. shows class. i was SHOCKED when the dude ate like jello with eels in it. |
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heart, mind
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漢字：心
On： シン Kun： こころ Most Used： こころ |
TDR: imagine the SHINING sacred heart in all those Mexican pictures.
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new, fresh
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漢字：新
On： シン Kun： あたら（しい）、あら（た）、にい Most Used： あたら（しい） |
TDR: spicy (same ON) + axe
look at my SHINY, spicy new axe!! Now look really really closely at the blade. Here, I’ll bring it close so you can see!!!!!!!!! |
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parent, relative, familiar
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漢字：親
On： シン Kun： おや、した（しい） Most Used： おや |
TDR: spicy (same ON) + look
Your parents look very spicy. Perhaps they should beware of gourmet cannibals!!! Your parents took quite a SHINE to me. |
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to draw, map, plan, unexpected
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漢字：図
On： ズ、ト Kun： はか（る） Most Used： ズ |
TDR: big box + spice rack
i drew a diagram of a big box with a spice rack in it. I drew a diagram of a ZOO, now all I have to do is build it and find the animals! |
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number
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漢字：数
On： スウ、ス、シュ Kun： かず、かぞえる Most Used： ? |
TDR: rice + woman + director
The director makes SUE count all the damn rice, every kernel. |
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west
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漢字：西
On： セイ、サイ Kun： にし Most Used： にし |
TDR: pie + mouth
In the west it is not considered rude to talk with one's mouth full of pie. people say all kinds of shit with their mouth full over there. |
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voice
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漢字：声
On： セイ、ショウ Kun： こえ、こわ Most Used： こえ |
TDR: samurai + lorgnettes
the near SIGHted samurai used his lorgnettes to see where the voice was coming from. your voice is what you say shit with, dummy. |
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star
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漢字：星
On： セイ、ショウ Kun： ほし Most Used： ? |
TDR: sun + life (same onyomi!)
they say that other planets with other suns have their own lifeforms! |
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fine, clear
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漢字：晴
On： セイ Kun： はれる、はらす、はれ Most Used： ? |
TDR: sun + blue
they SEI that the sun and blue sky will be visible tomorrow! |
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snow
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漢字：雪
On： セツ Kun： すすぐ、ゆき Most Used： ? |
TDR: rain + snout
snow is a term for cocaine, which rains into the snouts of the businessmen, gangsters, and show business community. grandpa SAID TO her, my left knee is itchy, it'll snow tonight! |
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to cut, cut off
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漢字：切
On： セツ、サイ Kun： キ（る）、き（れる）、きれ、きり Most Used： き（る） |
TDR: heel + sword
the samurai SAID TO me, "I'm fin to cut your heel with this here sword if you don't bow down to the feudal system." |
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ship
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漢字：船
On： セン Kun： ふね、ふな Most Used： ? |
TDR: boat + eight mouths
SEND for the caterer! I have eight mouths to feed on this here boat! |
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line
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漢字：線
On： セン Kun： すじ Most Used： ? |
TDR: string + spring （same ON)
SEND a line made of string from here to the spring. (it is some engineers at work) |
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front, previous, before
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漢字：前
On： ゼン Kun： まえ Most Used： まえ |
TDR: horny + organ + sword
the horny ZEN monk cuts his organ with a sword, before he can commit the sin of masturbation. |
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class, company, team
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漢字：組
On： ソ、ショ Kun： くみ、くむ Most Used： ? |
TDR: String + abe lincoln’s hat.
our team is bound by team spirit, and also bound by the strings which tie all of our stovepipe hats together. our team was formed so that SUE could have something to do. |
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run
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漢字：走
On： ソウ Kun： はし（る） Most Used： はし（る） |
TDR: foot + earth
kun/on: so (new on-yomi alert!!! everytime you see another kanji with "so" for the onyomi, i want you to think "run.") story: your feet run on the earth. JESUS, Kanji are easy. See, now you can be one of those people; "dude, it'th tho eathy!! IT LOOKS LIKE THE THING IT LOOKS LIKE." |
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many, frequent, much
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漢字：多
On： タ Kun： おお（い） Most Used： おお（い） |
TDR: evening + evening!
many evenings, we visited the glory hole in the restroom at Sears. |
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fat, bold, thick, big
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漢字：太
On： タ、タイ Kun： ふと（い）、ふと（る） Most Used： ふと（い） |
TDR: big + dot.
story: picture a dude who has to walk with his legs spread open wide, to accommodate the huge, fat schlong dangling there. the only way fat dudes can get laid is to go to THAIland. |
