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i was worried |
i had a test |
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how did it go? |
i flunked |
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you always say that, and then pass with flying colors |
this time i know |
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they’ve already graded it? |
i graded myself |
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you had a new kind of test tonight? |
i had an affair tonight |
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... with your Nigerian gentlemam ? |
yes |
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why? |
why? i don’t know why. maybe because things have been so rocky lately. between you and i. |
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can’t deny that |
there he was. this young attractive, sexy man, always turning around to smile at me in class. always asking me out for coffee afterwards |
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working with you on that pumpkin project |
all that. and tonight, after coffee, he asked me to his apt. he said his roommates weren’t there. so i thought about it. and i said yes. |
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that was the test? |
that was the test. |
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how did you flunk? |
he put these african times on the stereo, which i didn’t know how to dance to, and we smoked some lot, which just made me more self conscious, and finally one of his roommates came back, so i grabbed my stuff and ran. |
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so nothing happened |
no... i mean yes |
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you went to bed with him? |
it didn’t mean anything, porter. i felt terrible the whole time- cheap, and guilty, and old. |
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that’s how you flunked? |
thats how i flunked |
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hmm, you passed Nancy, in my book you passed |
you think? |
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i do and i admit i have been a lousy husband |
we’ve both been bad |
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i’ve been worse, i want to tell you what happened with Anita |
it happened with Chris too, yknow |
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i wanted to teach in anitas writing course, so i |
i said it happened with chris. |
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WHAT? |
here we go |
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what the **** did you do with chris? |
calm down |
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in this house? |
shhh the kids |
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in my home? |
yes! |
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when goddamnit? when? |
last fall, when he stayed with us after his trip west |
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i don’t want to know |
ok you don’t have to |
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tell me. |
it was a saturday afternoon |
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where were the kids? |
out, obviously. and so was the dog. |
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i don’t give a **** about the dog |
that’s something new |
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go on GD |
you and had just had another fight, so you had run off to the Red Sox game. i thought i’d take a bath and listen to “ The Marriage of Figaro” |
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where was chris? |
i’m TRYING to tell you. so after our fight, i put on the stereo, got in the tub, and was listening to that sad aria by the countess when she feels so alone. where are the beautiful moments ? |
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i don’t give a shut about the beautiful moments |
well i do! |
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go on |
there was a knock at the bathroom door |
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chris? |
he made me a cup of tea |
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gd British and their ******* tea |
if you’re going to start stereotyping again i won’t say another word |
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no no go on. he brought you tea. what did you say? |
i said thank you, and please leave it outside the door |
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and he said? |
he asked if he could bring it in |
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WHAT?! |
he said he had always admired my body and wanted to see it |
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and you said |
i said ok! |
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jesus, nancy |
yes well remember Porter. not too many people have made that request recently. |
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ok i hear you. go on |
so he came into the bathroom and handed me the tea. |
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that’s all? |
no. he asked if he could get into the tub with me. |
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that CREEP |
the english like baths, porter |
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bastard! |
you’ve done it too! remember when the danforths went skinny dipping. you joined right in! |
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all right all right go on |
so he took off his clothes and got in. but the tub was too small. american rubs aren’t as big as british tubs. the water was spilling all over the bathroom floor. we could’ve had a serious leak! |
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oh really. |
we jumped out, put in our clothes, and toweled uo the mess. then we drank tea and listened to the rest of the opera downstairs. when it finished we shook hands and left. |
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that’s all? |
that’s all |
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the guy probably couldn’t make it w you anyway |
not true. not true at all |
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how do you knos |
you could tell |
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the bastard |
we even discussed it. he said it wouldn’t be cricket |
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wouldn’t be cricket to who barbara bababab |
to you, you jerk. and i agreed |
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this is a bad dream |
no no, seeetheard listen. with my nigerian friend, things happened and it meant nothing. with chris nothing happened and it meant everything. |
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why everything |
because it was all about you. but you know something? i’m suddenly very very tired. do you mind if i go to bed |
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how could you possible dleep |
because i’ve finally gotten this of my chest. are you coming? |
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bo |
please? |
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i have to think things out |
so should i. i should think about.. who did you say? anita? |
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i didn’t amount to- |
i know but won’t it be nice when we don’t have to talk about who we’ve been fooling around withv |
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nancy |
goodnight sweetie i think we are both the better for this. in the long run. thanks to chris. |