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She was was driving to the game in the rain and ran off the road and into the freezing cold swamp. She got banned because when the cops arrived she was drunk and vomiting. They gave her some pepto bismol to redirect her ST qi downward. The paramedics said she was fine other than some swelling and pain, but later she tried to sue the paramedics claiming that while searching for distension one of the paramedics had fondled her nodules!
____ _____ was incomptaible with her Fu Zi dog Wu Tou (note: incompatible with Fu Zi and Wu Tou) when she had (cc: bleeding of any type) and after the crash she started smoking which caused (cc: cough due to yin deficiency and fluid deficiency) |
ban xia
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______ ______ ______ (______ ______ ______ almost drowned trying to save him when rain overflowed the freezing cold swamps outside of New Orleans and Swamp water (wind phlegm) got into the channels. It was so cold she had spasms from swimming in the toxic and swollen channels.
Teeyon's pregnant (cc: pregnancy) mother had sleepless nights when she heard the swampy news (cc: yin deficieny, dry phlegm) |
teeyon's nanny jing
tian nan xing |
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The white fuzzy was expelled from the freezing cold swamp by a strong rainy wind storm. When it finally stopped convulsing the wind blew it towards the nose of a lady with nodules who whas suffering from a toxic snake bite.
After the encounter the white fuzzy was careful to avoid (cc: pregnancy) and any woman with sleepless nights (cc: yin deficiency with heat). |
bai fu zi
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_____ ______ new album - he really needs the cash! The young rapper J.Z., who grew up in the harsh cold swamps of Quebec, got busted for smoking marijuana at the gym where he would regulate Qi in the morning. They found a clump in his pocket and gave him 3-6 months!
The doctor at the prison guess that J.Z. was a heavy pot smoker since he had a (cc: cough d/t LU deficiency) and sleepless nights (cc: yin deficiency with heat). J.Z later blamed (cc: gastro-intestinal ulcers, bleeding) but swore to quit smoking since (cc: overdose may cause abdominal pain and diarrhea). |
buy jz's new albumn
bai jie zi |
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______ _______ _______ was a ninja who wore cheesecloth to lead a rebellion in the swamp. She was master of the Swann kick, which would redirect ST qi and make the opponent vomit on the spot.
After many sleepless nights she caught a (cc: yin deficiency with cough) and died. |
swan's foo flower
xuan fu hua |
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While wandering the freezing cold swamps Frederick found a shining white coin and immediately coughed before he yelled down to his friends below, "Look what I found!". He died later that week of a terrible cough w/ copious sputum, and the legend of the cursed white coin was born.
Then he immediately collapsed and died. Some said it was due to the curse, others said Frederick died because he was not careful to regulate his smoking (cc: dry cough due to yin deficieny) and poor eating (cc: weak stomach/gastrointestinal bleeding) habits. |
bai qian
the white coin |
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jie geng...
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