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68 Cards in this Set
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Hair above, and hair below. Humid area in the middle can be open and closed? |
EYES |
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What word starts with "F" ends with "K" & if you don't get it you have to use your hand? |
FORK |
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Sometimes big, sometimes small. Every girl has 2. Men see them and 1st, get attracted, and fall in love with them... |
EYES |
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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, likes pumping, & is responsible for making love ? |
HEART |
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You always need to suck me and roll over your tongue to feel me all over in your mouth. Lick me again and again as it taste good to you. What am I? |
ICE CREAM |
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What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs? |
2 BUNNIES |
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Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. |
BUNK BED |
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What gets wetter when things get steamy? |
STEAM BOAT |
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If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about? |
A POWER OUTLET |
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What’s most useful when it’s long and hard? |
A COLLEGE EDUCATION |
Skegee |
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People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they? |
A Tweet |
D.Trump wars |
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What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down? |
AN ELEVATOR |
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What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates? |
A TOOTHBRUSH |
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Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? |
A WEDDING BAND |
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What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of? |
LEGS |
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How do you make five pounds of fat look good? |
PUT A NIPPLE ON IT |
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Who’s the most popular girl at the nudist colony? |
THE ONE WHO CAN EAT THE LAST DONUT |
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Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? |
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand, plus a dozen donuts |
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? |
It's NOT HARD |
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Name a word that’s four letters long, ends in “u-n-t” and is used to refer to some women? |
AUNT |
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A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they? |
TWEETS |
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What’s most useful when it’s long and hard? |
AN EDUCATION |
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It’s a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing that your parents are doing it. What is it? |
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Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I? |
TITANIC |
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What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex? |
FEELINGS |
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I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I? |
A TOOTHBRUSH |
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What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes? |
ERASERS |
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I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I? |
A BOWLING BALL |
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I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I? |
A STRAWBERRY |
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? |
Most men are stupid, but few are blind. |
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When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I? |
A DENTIST |
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You find me in a guy’s pants. I’m about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I? |
A $20 BILL |
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I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a BIG SWINGER. What am I? |
A CRANE |
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All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married. |
HIS LAST NAME |
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What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly? |
THE LAWN |
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What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked? |
A SEATBELT |
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I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? |
GLOVES |
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What does a dog do that a man steps into? |
PANTS |
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I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I? |
BUBBLEGUM |
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I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I? |
AN ARROW |
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Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”? |
FIRETRUCK |
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You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about? |
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My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I? |
A LAWYER/ATTORNEY |
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I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I? |
POPCORN |
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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them. |
COCONUT |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I? |
A LAST NAME |
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I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I? |
PEANUT BUTTER |
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All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? |
AN ELEVATOR |
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What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands? |
A FORK |
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If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I? |
A PAPERBOY |
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What’s long and hard and has cum in it? |
A CUCUMBER |
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You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I? |
A TENT |
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What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress? |
POCKETS |
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I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I? |
YOUR NOSE |
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I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? |
Her VOICE |
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What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse? |
TALK |
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You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I? |
YOUR PHONE |
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What's long, round, wet and full of sea men? |
A SUBMARINE |
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What's hairy, hard and sticks out of a man's pajamas at night? |
His HEAD. |
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What is hard, 6 inches long, has 2 nuts, and can make a girl fat? |
ALMOND JOY |
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What are 5 words that are each 4 letters long, end in "u-n-t", and 1 of which is a word for a woman? |
Annie Put Her Blunt in Rotation (A.P.H.B.R) AUNT PUNT HUNT BUNT RUNT |
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A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? |
Wedding Rings |
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What does a woman do sitting down; that a man does standing up, that a dog does on three legs? |
SHAKE HANDS |
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What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? |
GRIT |
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What is it on a man that gets very large when he is excited? |
HIS PUPILS |
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What starts with a “C” and ends with a “T”, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? |
COCONUT |
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I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? |
A NOSE |
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I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? |
A GLOVE |
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