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51 Cards in this Set
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*brad enters* |
Hon, you got a minute? Hi, Granny, what’s on? |
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Hush, I just got the kids to sleep. What’s on? |
Karyn means what’s on the TV, Granny? |
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Is she feeling alright? |
Oh Granny’s fine! Aren’t you, Granny! She’s just been a little funny ever since you left her sitting on the toilet for two hours. |
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Well I’ll help her start but I can’t help her do. |
Wait. I got a surprise. Great news. |
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You changed the furnace filter |
I got my vacation dates. |
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Vacation. |
First two weeks in july. Bon Voyage. |
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Bon Voyage. |
Well, is that okay? Any problems? |
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Fine. Where should we go? |
Usual place, I guess. |
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I guess. Unless we want to venture out. |
It’s hard to venture out in two weeks. You venture out, then you venture right back in. |
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Course the kids will go anywhere. |
With them, one place is as bad as another. |
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And i’ll go anywhere. |
The Poconos. |
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Poconos. |
Granny likes the Poconos |
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And we like the poconos. |
And the kids don’t dislike the poconos. |
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there’s a lot to be said for the poconos |
(together) Bon Voyage Boy. If we weren’t going to the Poconos, I’d like to take a plane, fly the blues skies, go to a place where it’s sunny all day, lakes, people always happy, perfect harmony... Disney World! |
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Wouldn’t that be wonderful! |
The perfect environment, an unspoiled dream! I mean see it now, before the developers move in. And what a thing for the kids! Everybody should make that pilgrimage just once in a lifetime! |
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Really! |
The technology, the dream, the traditional values, the vision of the future, the fantastic financial success, how do they do that! |
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Really wonderful! |
I mean sure it’s expensive... and it’s a long way for Granny... and Granny’s chiropractor goes to the Poconos... so i guess... the Poconos. (together) Bon Voyage |
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You know i shouldn’t say it... Paris, France! |
Wow! |
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Can you imagine? French restaurants! The Eiffel Tower! |
The Mona Lisa! |
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Walk down the boulevards, run into Jackie Onassis! |
Cultural! |
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Culture! Just imagine a place when you’re speaking english you’re speaking a foreign language! |
The wine! |
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The sewers of paris! |
the real french fries! |
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If only it wasn’t so far. And Granny’s bowel trouble. And Granny likes the Poconos. So I guess... the Poconos. |
Bon Voyage. |
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*granny sighs* |
Disney World. |
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Paris. |
If only it wasn’t for— |
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Sweetheart! |
Oh. No, I didn’t mean— |
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It’s not Granny’s fault! |
No. No, it’s not! |
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She’s not a burden! |
She’s not a party pooper! |
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She not messing up our fondest dreams! |
We don’t mind the sacrifice! |
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As long as she’s happy! |
We like the Poconos! We do! The kids— |
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The kids go out... museum of old farm equipment! |
Hike down the nature trails and teach your kids to identify poison ivy, so when they grow up they can hike down the nature trails and teach their kids to identify poison ivy! |
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And it should really be nice, because maybe now they’ve fixed the plumbing! |
Why sure, they’re ready for Granny! And us. The Poconos. (together) Bon Voyage |
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Well, what do you want to do tonight? |
Oh, keep Granny company, watch TV. |
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G: You could go. K: What? G: You could go. |
Go where? |
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K: But she wouldn’t. G: She said she would. |
But you love the Poconos! We wouldn’t be happy, knowing you were here staring at the wall! |
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I hate the Poconos. Stare at the damn trees, while the wind whistles up your tail. |
She feels very strongly about it. |
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She doesn’t know what she’s saying. |
Honey, we could... |
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No, we couldn’t... |
(together) We could! Disney World! Wonderful! Mickey Mouse, the rides, Fantasy Land, Tomorrow Land, Cinderella’s Castle! Oh honey, it’s a dream come true! |
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Our fondest dream, Paris, France, because Disney World, it’s nice but it’s unreal, but Paris! The kids can learn French, see the culture, the ruins, and the museums, all the art! |
Art! Mickey Mouse is art! Mickey Mouse is the highest form of American art! Give those kids pride in the best of our society today! |
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And what a lesson in citizenship to be goodwill ambassadors. Go to Paris and show the French the Americans are still the best! |
Now wait a minute, you’re talking about— We have to make reservations, because those reservations really fill up fast, because Disney World— What do you mean Paris? You mean Paris? Paris, France? |
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...Disney World is all plastic! |
What about the kids? Plastic is what they like. Plastic is their identity. I will alienate our children from their plastic society! |
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...they don’t know their roots! |
All right forget the kids! I want to go to Disney World! I want to go on the rides! I want to see Mickey Mouse! |
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Paris is romance, and if you won’t take me to Paris you don’t love me but I love you so I want a divorce! |
You want a divorce, you got a divorce. Don’t give a damn about you? Oh no, but my job pays for you and those kids and that television set— (together) BON VOYAGE! |
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I guess I would miss the Poconos. I think I’d like to go to the Poconos. |
You... want to go... to the Poconos? |
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The Poconos are calling me. |
Oh... well sure... in that case... |
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We’d be happy to... |
Change our plans... |
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I knew it was too good to last. |
But we’ll enjoy our vacation. |
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Why of course, we always enjoy our vacation m, and some other time— |
Disney World, wouldn’t it be wonderful! |
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Wonderful, Disney World, or Paris! |
Paris, France! If only it wasn’t for— |
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Po-conos! |
(together) Bon... Voyage. |
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I think I’m gonna buzz off now. |
(together) If only... it wasn’t... for Granny... |
