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** gets burned |
Ouch damn it |
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**Hits Steve in the head |
Oh no! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Oh I didn't see you! Are you okay? |
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Yeah |
No you're not! I smashed you with an ironing board! I wasn't even looking! Are you hurt |
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No |
Oh you must be! I just smashed you! Where did I get you? |
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In the head |
In the head?! Oh come here! Are you okay? |
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Is there any blood |
No |
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Any discoloration |
No |
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Then I'm okay |
Well I'm going to get you some ice |
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No I can't feel things like that |
Like what |
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Like when I get smashed in the head with an ironing board I don't get |
What |
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I can't feel pain |
Oh jeez and Crow what the hell have I done to you |
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Nothing |
You're talking loopy listen to you going on about not being able to feel pain that's delusional I've not the sense right out of you |
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No I'm okay |
Listen I was going to be a nurse so I know you're hurt you just took a shot right to the head and that's serious |
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No it's not serious I don't think an iron board could really hurt your head cuz C ironing boards aren't aren't on my list of things that can hurt you |
What is... |
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Plus there's no blood or discoloration from where I got hit so I'm okay |
Well you can be hurt and not be bleeding or bruised |
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And plus my list is pretty reliable cuz my brother Rob is helping me make it and I can prove it to you see I bet if I took this ironing board like this and hit you with it you wouldn't hurt you*** hits marv |
OWW |
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Oh |
Ouch what the hell was that for why did you do that |
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Oh I'm sorry did that hurt |
God |
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Oh it did didn't it |
Ouch |
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Oh I didn't think it would cuz you see ironing boards aren't on my list of things that can hurt you but gosh maybe they should be on my list because |
What are you talking about |
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I have a list of things that can hurt you my brother Rob is helping you make it the ironing boards aren't |
Well that ironing board hurt me |
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Yeah |
So maybe you should add it to your list |
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Yeah should I be afraid of ironing boards |
Well if someone swings it at your head and Wallops you with it yes |
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Well it's not on the list I have a list of things to be afraid of two and ironing boards are not on this list either |
Well they shouldn't be really |
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No? |
No |
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But they can hurt you |
Yeah |
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So I should be afraid of them |
No |
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So I shouldn't be afraid of them |
Right |
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But they can hurt me |
Well if it's used the way you used it yeah |
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Oh oh oh so they're kind of the opposite of God |
What |
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Ironing boards can hurt me but I shouldn't be afraid of them but God my brother Rob says God won't hurt me but I should fear |
I guess |
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Boy this is getting very complicated |
What is |
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This business of learning what hurts what doesn't hurt what to be afraid of when not to be afraid of |
Are you sure you're okay? You're just going on and on about crazy stuff |
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Oh yeah yeah see I have congenital analgesia he thinks some |
What |
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Congenital analgesia |
Who thinks? |
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My brother Rob some people call it congenital insensitivity to pain but it all just means I can't feel pain you can hit me if you want to see |
No |
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Go ahead it won't hurt see |
Ouch |
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See |
Ouch |
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See |
Ouch |
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Go ahead |
No |
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Come on |
No |
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Come on |
No! |
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Okay you don't have to... On my list of things to be afraid of sea? But I'm not sure he knows I did that*** hits Steve in the head with book |
Oh my gosh I'm sorry oh my gosh I just clocked you |
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You hit me most people go away but you hit me |
I had to see if it would really hurt you but are you okay |
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Yeah I don't feel pain |
Don't feel pain... Right... Of course you're okay but are you sure |
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Well is there any blood |
No |
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Any discoloration |
No |
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Then I'm okay |
Well buddy you can be hurting not even look like it |
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But |
Trust me there are things that hurt you that make you bruised and bloody but there are things that hurt you that don't make you bruise or bloody and they all hurt ... I'm... My name is marvelyn |
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Hi marvelyn I'm Steve |
Hi Steve I just moved in so I don't know many people here what room are you |
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Room 3 second floor |
Oh we're on the third floor room 7 |
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Yeah right above us we saw you and your husband move in |
Oh he's not my husband he's my boyfriend Eric |
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Oh |
Yeah roof collapse from all the snow in December we're just here till we can get our feet back on the ground |
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Oh well that's good cuz that's what Ma Dudley says her boarding house is a place for people getting their feet back on the ground my brother Rob says we've been trying to get our feet back on the ground or whole lights |
Oh |
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Yeah take some people longer than others |
Yeah |
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You guys are loud |
Huh |
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You and Eric you yell and bang we're right below you |
Oh sorry about that we're going through a rough patch happens sorry ... What's it like |
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What's what like |
To not feel pain |
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I don't know I don't know what it's like to hurt so I don't know |
Is this how you were born |
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Yeah I don't have fully developed pain sensors they're immature my brother Rob says and because they're immature |
How does he know that |
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Oh he reads |
But |
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And because they're immature my development as a human being has been retarded he says |
But |
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But he teaches me what hurts |
Why |
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So I won't ruin myself I have to know what hurts so I know when to be afraid see my mind can't tell me when to be afraid cuz my body doesn't know what being hurt is so I have to memorize what might hurt |
Okay makes sense |
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And I have to memorize what to be afraid of things like Bears guns knives and fire and fear I should be afraid of fear itself and pretty girls |
Pretty girls? |
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Yeah |
Why should you be afraid of pretty girls |
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Well cuz my brother Rob says they can hurt you cuz they make you love them |
What |
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And that's something I'm supposed to be afraid of to love because Rob says that I'm really lucky cuz I'll probably never have to deal with love because I have a lot of deficiencies and not very many capacities as a result of congenial analgesia |
Wait what do you mean you're never going to have to deal with love why |
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Cuz I'm never going to know what it feels like Rob says |
Why does he know that |
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Cuz it hurts |
It shouldn't |
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And plus I have a lot of deficiencies and not very many capacities |
You know what a lot of people do |
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*** marvelyn and kisses Steve |
I'm sorry I'm so sorry are you all right are you okay |
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Well is there any blood |
No |
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Any discoloration |
No |
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Then I'm all right I think |
Yeah you are I'm so sorry I did that it's just you're just very sweet |
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But you have a boyfriend |
Yes I do |
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Eric |
Yes |
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And you're his girlfriend right |
Yep |
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And you're his girlfriend and he's your boyfriend you must love each other right |
Yeah we do very much |
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But you just kissed me |
Yep I did |
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And people who love each other they don't kiss other people and do their laundry on Friday nights I've learned that... I think maybe you and your boyfriend don't actually love each other |
You know what I've been down here longer than I said I would be and he doesn't like that |
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Who |
My boyfriend |
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Who you love |
Yes |
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Very much |
Yes |
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Even though you kissed me |
Yes |
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Well I'm going to have to talk to my brother Rob about this |
No don't talk to your brother about this tell him to stop teaching you |
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Tell him to stop teaching me what |
Whatever he's teaching you tell him to stop what is teaching you isn't something you want to know |
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But I have to learn from him |
Look I was going to be a nurse so I know you need to go to a doctor and not have your brother read whatever it is he reads |
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But I have to learn from him |
You know what I got to go |
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Right you got to go you're leaving I knew you would that's what people do |
No I just have to... I told you Eric doesn't like it if |
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Your boyfriend? |
Yeah he doesn't like it if I'm down here longer than I said I'd be and I've been down here longer than I said I'd be |
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*** hits Steve in the head again***Oww |
Oh I'm sorry |
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Ouch |
I'm so sorry are you all right I can't believe I just did that again |
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Ouch |
Wait what did you say? ... |
