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47 Cards in this Set
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*enter* |
Alice is about to discover that Wonderland is nothing like she expected! |
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C2: It's a filled with racing Lobsters, singing Flowers, painting Cards, and even a Cheshire Cat, that's me! |
Meaning me - |
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C3: That is, we - |
Come in later. First, |
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C2: Alice meets a pallid, long-eared, carrot-munching quadruped known only as... |
The White Rabbit! |
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*silence* |
Ahem, I said, first she meets the White Rabbit! |
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WHITE RABBIT: I don't believe I've explained myself quite fully.
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You have! You have! |
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ALL: (song) YOU'RE LATE!!! |
Alice followed the White Rabbit to the edge of the rabbit hole. |
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ALICE: Okay, I looked. Now it's time to leap! |
Alice jumped into the dark rabbit hole |
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C2: She fell and fell and fell. |
But she wasn't alone! |
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ALL: (song) she shoooouuuullldddd! |
Finally, |
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ALICE: Bottom's up! *drinks* |
With one gulp of that drink, Alice shrank to three inches tall! |
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SMALL ALICE: Don't be silly, Alice - what harm can one cookie do? *takes a bite*
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Alice grew so big with just one tiny bite |
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TALL ALICE: But I want to see the White Rabbit. *cries* |
Alice cried and cried and cried and cried |
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C3: And cried and cried and cried and cried |
until the entire room was filled with an ocean of tears! |
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DOORKNOB: Hurry, take another drink from the bottle. It's our only hope! |
Alice shrank back down and swam into the ocean of tears |
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C2: and grew back to her regular size!
ALICE: Curiouser and curiouser... |
Alice decided to go with the flow. |
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C3: but ran into Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum |
Literally! |
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C3: Alice left the Tweedles to sort out their late-onset identity crisis and acute codependency |
and chased after the White Rabbit. |
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C3: Alice took one bite and grew as big as a house! |
The White Rabbit's house, to be exact. |
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C2: Her arms and legs stuck out the windows and doors |
and the roof sat on top of her head!
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DODO BIRD: I have the answer! |
And there was much rejoicing! |
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WHITE RABBIT: Just hurry! Please! I'm - |
Late. We know. |
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TALL ALICE: Maybe if I eat one of those carrots growing in the rabbit's garden! |
When Alice ate that carrot, can you guess what happened? |
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C3: Cue Small Alice! |
Alice ran away through the blades of grass and explored the jungles of... The Garden! Mwahahahahahaha! |
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CATERPILLAR: Simply delectable! Hasta la vista, baby! |
As the Caterpillar-slash-Butterfly flapped away, Alice ate the magic cookie. |
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C3: Uh oh. |
Alice grew back to a more medium size, but she was still confused. |
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ALICE: I'm so confused! |
Us. |
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C3: We! |
Aloha, Alice. I - We are the Cheshire Cat. |
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C2: Oh, really? |
Can Dinah stand on her head like this? |
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ALICE: ...but everyone wants me to be something else! |
Somebody having a bad day? |
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ALICE: Maybe the White Rabbit can help me, but I can't find him anywhere. |
You might ask the Mad Hatter. |
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ALICE: A Mad Hatter? I don't want to make anyone mad. |
Haven't you noticed we're all a little mad? Why, I myself am not all here! Try the Red Zinger - does wonderful things for growing pains. |
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MAD HATTER: Well, you only have one birthday each year, but you have 364 unbirthdays! |
Happy Unbirthday! |
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MARCH HARE: Scalpel!
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Scalpel!! |
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MARCH HARE: Forceps! |
Forceps! |
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MARCH HARE: Axel Grease! |
Axel Grease! |
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MARCH HARE: The liverwurst! |
The liverwurst! This is the worst liver I've ever seen. |
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ALICE: Hey, wait, you forgot your watch! |
Alice ran after the White Rabbit, but he was nowhere to be found. |
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ALICE: ...If I can just find my way. |
But Alice - in Wonderland, there's only the Queen's way. |
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C2: This way to the Royal Rose Garden. |
Cue the Royal Cardsmen! Royal Cardsmen, you're on deck! |
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QUEEN: My dear young girl, croquet is so nineteenth-century. |
Sorry. |
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ALICE: But you didn't say Simon Says! |
The crowd gasped! |
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QUEEN: She beat me, do you hear, she confesses, she beat me, beat me |
Awwwwwwwwwwwww. |
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ALICE: But we haven't heard any witnesses yet. |
First witness |
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TWEEDLE DUM: We don't know who we are anymore! |
*gasp* |
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ROSE: Well, your honor, she wanted to become a member of our club! |
*gasp* |
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MAD HATTER: She wants to play by the rules! |
*gasp* Rules, rules, murmur, murmur |
