You Might as Well Try to Fuck Me

was him alright - a picture from a previous arrest for a D.U.I., his face swollen - the eyes bloodshot. A shit eating grin that said ‘I’ve been here before and I’ll do it again. Fuck you, these walls won’t hold me.’ He’d bailed out receiving a fine and substance abuse classes. This time was different. Attempted murder put you in a new class of criminal. He was on the run and I knew where he was headed. I called around to friends I knew would have some idea of what happened. Every one of them…

as a nation? We have been brainwashed into believing that our children need to be in the top of the class, to be the most popular, the most athletic or the most involved in extracurricular activities in order to be deemed successful in life. Well, for fucks sake, that is simply not…

remained the same person - he 's just transferred his obsession from Klaus to Hayley. Hayley is like a dumber more reckless version of Klaus but she is more pliable and weak-minded. All those things that you said sound great but it will never happen. Speaking the unfortunate truth. (sad emoji) >To me a better direction for Klaus would be for him to get an actual friend that doesn 't enable his bad behavior but makes him see the world in a different way. He could meet up with some of his…

Have you heard about the young super savage rap star? His music messes people’s mind up and just flat out create violence. Chief Keef is born and raised in Chicago IL. growing up all his life before and after the fame was straight violence. Violence is getting very bad and out of hand. Gang/gun violence in Chicago is very bad in a new article by Jessica D’Onofrio and Sarah Schulte says “There were 292 shooting victims in January 2016, compared to the first month of 2015, when there were 136.…

Greatest Strength. It was on the episode where Dr. Brené Brown says,” You can't have true courage unless you open yourself up to vulnerability” (: http://www.oprah.com/own-super-soul-sunday/daring-greatly-why-vulnerability-is-your-greatest-strength-video#ixzz4fT8jbNzC). Where the topic of discussion was, why being open, sharing your feelings, and having hard conversations, is indeed the only way to dare greatly in life. This brings me to the comedian Amy Schumer, who simply embodies…

have the jurisdiction. I abhor crime of all kinds. I take pleasure in taking scum off my streets. A guy fucks up, and I'm the cocksucker who makes him pay. A crack head beats up his wife I throw his ass in jail. A kid steals a candy bar I set him straight. Some dickhead wants to drive all over the road I make sure he doesn't do it again. My cohorts at the station ask me "Cooke, why're you always such a hard ass?" "I am because I need to be." I always reply. People left unchecked will go…

embarrassing. As Arthur struggled to his feet to explain the situation to Will, the man appeared at the tableside. “No charge this evening, my lord. You’ve brought me more business than I might have hoped for,” said the portly, graying tavern owner. “I insist. But would you like me to send for one of your men to escort you home? Forgive me, but you’re quite drunk.” Arthur had to place a hand on the table to steady himself so he didn’t hit the floor. “Will…” Gods, he sounded a drunk, slurry…

Millennial: noun, a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000. Or, you may know of them as the “entitled” generation. There are many terms that can describe the generation I make up. But, to other Millennials, they don’t agree with everything that’s said about them. “I don’t think we are the entitled generation,” said Corey King a 22-year-old college student at Lock Haven University. “Every generation before us was not approved by the previous generations. My grandfather didn’t…

The joke about seeing a white light in front of your eyes and hoping it wasn’t a train coming to give you a full body high five would explain much. That is except for the sharp pain that the prelude the bright light was from the back of the head and not the front. One problem when you regain consciousness after a blow to the back of your skull is the throbbing pain that wakes up along with you. Normally it does feel like a kissing cousin to a future amnestic night of club hopping when your gag…

introduction of his novel , as Zits identifies himself. “Call me Zits. Everybody calls me Zits That’s not my real name of course , My real mane isn’t important , (Alexie 1).” Here the author gives the reader with some important information about the character , and illustrates the characters emotion toward his biological name . Although Alexie's work is mainly composed of direct characterization , he includes indirect characterization as well . This example is found when the author…