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“Oh good god, could you guys keep it down up there? I’m trying to sleep, and you nine are making it really fucking difficult.” The people above me being the six devil kings, Yahweh, Ddraig, and Albion, all trying to kill each other. In my world. Really frickin’ loudly. All this happened because I was hitting on Gabriel, Michael gets angered, somehow mistaking me for a devil, and gets his dad to start a war, which dragged in the Fallen Angels, while the two dragons were fighting each other. The three sides killed enough of their enemies that the war stopped, course that didn’t stop these idiots from having a gladiator match in the attic. So I get some soul ripper knives and storm up there. “Alright, I’m up here, anyone I see will be killed, or at the least mutilated, as for the dragons, I will make you guys into gauntlets and sell you off, you can, however, take over the host if you guys find each other.” With that being said, I took a spray of Bloody Eye, and once the stimulants kicked in, I barged in football hooligan style. First guy that I saw was Belphegor, who immediately tried to eviscerate me. I get nicked on the arm, and stab him in the chest with one blade, and the forehead with the other. Leviathan shows up and she screams, so I throw the corpse in her general direction. She tries to run away, “You really thought it would work to run?”, and she gets riddled with excalibur rounds, after which she faded away. The…

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