Thank You for Smoking

I write to you today following the trial of a man who was incriminated with successively operating an illegitimate gas station within the walls of a low-end trailer park in Sunnyvale (just outside Dartmouth). This man was in his early 40s and was highly uneducated, having only completed his grade ten while in jail. In addition, he chose to fire the public attorney and to represent himself. As you may imagine, it was at this stage that I realized that this was not going to be a typical trial.…

with fresh coffee and a tiny birthday cake crowned with two large candles in the shape of fives. After she lit them, she and Clemmy Sue sang the Birthday song. As soon as Estelle Louise blows out the candles and wishes her wish, Ruby removes the smoking candles, and saunters back to the kitchen. A while later Ruby reappearances and asks if they were ready to meet Miss Ta Rot. Nervously they nod yes, and follow Ruby to a booth in the back of the Diner were Beth sits. When Clemmy Sue…

Good evening everyone! Today is an exciting day, we’ll be giving you a speech. To ensure clear communication we will be using pop culture references. I don’t if you know us but my name’s Karin, and I'm Prosper, we are both very honoured to be the valedictorians of 2018. We went through elementary school along with your children, *sigh* that was good times, and be sure to follow me on Insta. We want to give a big congratulations to everyone, including ourselves for being here today. We all did…

As intelligent humans, no doubt you are left wondering: if given the opportunity to prevent a problem before it even begins, why not take it? Ill-researched information regarding vaccines spreads like a disease, and more effortlessly thanks to the internet, infecting the minds of those not educated enough to understand the benefits vaccines have to us as individuals and as a community. My name is Gemma Pace, and today, with a tsunami of evidence, I will convince you that vaccinations should be…

be telling you about what I learned, The D.A.R.E decision making model. Last but not least, what I will do now because of how it helped. What does the D.A.R.E decision make model help with? It helps by breaking it down into four sections. The first section represents D. The D means define. Define is were you describe the problem or some kind of challenge. With define,it helps you discuss what the matter is.The second section is A. The A means assess. Assess helps by showing you your…

would be a fraction of what it is now if their owners had a background check. Can you imagine one of your neighbors beating to death a helpless dog or cat? What would you do in that situation? Sit and ignore it? Mabe pretend it didn't happen? Well, this situation happens a lot. I just recently found out that my friends neighbor took his cat, tied it to a pole set it on fire and watched the poor thing burn. And you know how my friend found out. His other neighbor…

‘Nanny State’. It can be argued that we are not in the danger of becoming a nanny state as long as the restrictions are reasonable. This essay will focus on how the rules and regulation posed by the government on two of the most controversy topics: smoking and alcohol are able to influence the behaviours of its citizens in the hope to reduce health risks. In addition, by examining the health impacts and the interventions adopted…

An example of him being conceited was when he was smoking at the very beginning of the book. He blew the smoke into E.D.'s face and thought,"Doesn't bother me girl-you can bug off completely as far as I'm concerned"(6). This is proving that Jake doesn't care about others because he didn't bother to listen to what E.D. said about the Applewhite's property being…

sale of vaping solutions that appear aimed at the youth market, such as news that taste like candy, ice-creme, cookies, soft-drinks, and fruits, (U.S. Law already prohibits the sale of regular cigarettes with such flavorings to minors.)” (Raloff). Thanks to the lack of regulation, e-cigarettes are able to have a huge impact on the tobacco market, which is for the most part, strictly…

its risks. For those of you who may not already be aware, this is a lung-based inflammation that inhibits full use of the organ. Though bronchitis will often resolve itself in acute cases, it can become much more dangerous if the symptoms continue. To give you all the information that you need to educate yourself on this illness, we have created this helpful article! Don’t forget to come back for our part two article, coming soon with the top eight shocking facts that you didn’t know about…