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A Rhetorical Analysis of Heinz-Weiner Stampede Commercials are more than just annoying thirty second videos on tv, they are also clever ways of selling products without using the word “buy”. Heinz Wiener Stampede convincingly persuades families to buy Heinz condiments by showing how much better hot dogs are when combined with Heinz condiments. Presented as a commercial the ad for Heinz serves as a unique and creative way of showing new additions to their line of condiments. The commercial…

Knuckleball This type of football shot is called a knuckleball. It was invented by the legend himself Cristiano Ronaldo. Very few professional footballers have mastered this shot. But I want to change that so in this essay I will explain, how to do one of the greatest football shots known to humanity. Basically, a knuckleball is when the football doesn't rotate at all in midair. This can have two effects on the ball: one, the ball will go really high and look like it’s going way…

The Kansas City Chiefs have put themselves on the proverbial ropes the first 4 weeks of the 2015 NFL season, losing 3 out of those first 4 contests, two in heartbreaking fashion. It seemed a welcome reprieve would be the dysfunctional franchise from the Windy City, otherwise known as the “Monsters of the Midway”. The 2015 version of the Chicago Bears resembled nothing even close to your grandpa’s Midway Monsters. The Bears were weak at the wide receiver position, and quarterback Jay Cutler had…

The commercial I picked is a Wells Fargo TV commercial, and it's called the Job Interview. I do have to say I didn't actually pick this ad because it sold me to go to Wells Fargo bank, or get their app on my phone. I picked it because it sold me on a song, and an action. I find this story quite amusing, so I couldn’t help but share it through this assignment. First, the commercial itself. It starts with a guy in his mid 20s fast walking through an airport. He has is luggage rolling behind…

It’s all about the U is the slogan of Miami Hurricanes football. The problem is that the home stadium is shared with the Miami Dolphins. The stadium is also located 21 miles from the campus of the University Of Miami in Coral Gables. All of these pose problems that hurt the football program. That is why a new stadium should be built for the Miami Hurricanes football program. The U is back on the rise and is looking to be a national powerhouse again. The future is as bright as the hot Miami sun.…

On night Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski were breaking into Levi’s Stadium on July 3, 2015 around 12:53am. It was the NFC game between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks. Rob Gronkowski was traded to the Seattle Seahawks with a four year 120 million contract. Marshawn Lynch has the same deal. They were breaking into the stadium to make the footballs flatter than unaspected so it would eaiser to run with and catch. All of a sudden they saw a banner that stated the game was going…

On Sunday February 5, 2017, Super Bowl LI took place in Houston, Texas. The best teams from the AFC and NFC face off to see who is the best of the entire NFL. The NFC team was the Atlanta Falcons while the AFC was the New England Patriots, both with high powered offenses and decent defenses. The Falcons started off on fire going up 21-0 with a pick six, rushing touchdown and a passing touchdown. At the end of the half the Patriots only scored a field goal which put them down 21-3 at the end of…

Super Bowl 1 Report January 15, 1967, the NFL (National Football League), hosted an American Football Championship game. The game was a major hit, it was played before about 62,000 fans at the stadium to watch! The NFL teams playing against each other were the Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs. Bart Starr was the quarterback for the Packers he was very important because he was the one who made all the throws for the team if it weren't for his amazing coordination and planning…

It is clear that the Brady and Jastremski are both aware about the issue and wanted to talk about it. It’s important to note that in the 20 years that Jastremski has worked for the Patriots, he had never met with Brady in the quarterback room. He also said that the meeting only lasted a few minutes and walked out a happy man because Brady had praised and thank him for the preparation of the footballs for the AFC Championship Game. He said they did not discuss anything relating to the deflation…

Don’t cha know, we’re Minnesotans! The organizers of the 2018 Super Bowl have gladly embraced many Minnesotan stereotypes in order to take advantage of the opportunity to showcase everything great about Minnesota. They want to excite guests about all aspects of Minnesotan culture by portraying Minnesotans in a positive light and showing them all the possible activities they can be a part of. On the Minneapolis Super Bowl website, the Super bowl organizers reassure visitors that all their needs…