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Probably from disgust with this body ' Tony thought to himself. Tony gets out of bed and walks into his kitchen, he’s going to make breakfast, for two again it seems. He doesn’t really want to make breakfast for Dax too but if he doesn’t Dax will pull this stupid pout on his stupid face. Tony makes himself some cereal, and took out a box of strawberry waffles; Dax’s favorite which is why the little shit made Tony buy some just for him for when he comes over. Like Tony caters to his every need or some shit. Tony pulled out two waffles and put them in the toaster and started it. He also left out the syrup, Tony is going to leave the waffles in the toaster and the syrup out for Dax to make it himself when he gets up. If the waffles get cold it’ll be Dax’s own fault for getting up so late.
Tony sat down at the couch with the bowl of cereal in one hand and the spoon on the other, he had turned the TV on and it was turned to some comedy channel. 'Dax must have put this on ' Tony thought. Dax loved stand-up comedy shows and anything else comedy related. He must’ve been watching this channel while Tony worked on papers or things of the like for his own job, Dax often hung around Tony’s apartment…

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    I was sitting comfortably on my bed reading a story on Reddit about Ghengis Khan when Travis Miler burst into my room. “Derson?” “What’s good.” My phone said it was 8:56 am. “Bowl?” “I’d be down.” I laid back on my bed and rubbed my eyes, sinking into the pad on my mattress. I twisted some chest hairs and continued reading. Travis set his backpack down and dogged around for the ideal eighth-bag to pinch out of. He opened my closet and pulled out a bong wrapped at the base and downstem with…

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    of joke?” Her arms her waving wildly and the roar of her voice only contributed to headache she caused with the violent hair pulling. “Mum! Stop, just lis-” I pleaded. “I 'm done Jake, I 'm done. Get out.” “But Mu-” “No more excuses, get out!” “I 'm in my fucking underwear.” ** Standing outside my house at quarter to five on a Saturday morning, in nothing but my boxers was admittedly not one of my best moments. I could see the sun beginning to rise in the distance. I looked up at the…

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    If someone were to ask, “what are the kind of words you can NOT say called?”, how would you respond? Cursing? Swearing? Cussing? Having a foul mouth? The name of this peculiar branch of the English language varies, but in general you may find yourself in trouble for saying them around certain people. Along with having many different names, this part of the language that will be called profanity originates from several different subjects considered taboo to mention. Who decides what would be on…

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    “Breakfa-” “Deposit the food on the floor mother” Damn woman thinking she can come in “Please?” Mothers’ ever so sickeningly sweet voice murmers through my locked door *Sigh* “Please” Ugh who gives a damn about that word, like it makes everything so much bloody better Faintly hearing footsteps down stairs, I unlock my door and crawl outside, grabbing the foot … .. . “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” … (Another’s POV) *Fap…pant pant…fap* “Slowly does it, deep breath, one…two. Ah yes Emma splash…

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    seventh word is “fleek”. It means perfect or without flaws. It originated from cosmetic descriptions of eyebrows, but has since been used to describe other objects as perfect or flawless. An example is “your new car is on fleek these days”. The eighth word is “fuck”. This word has been overused for many years and can have a wide variety of meanings. For many people, the word fuck is used to describe a negative and vulgar object, person, or circumstance. It’s considered inappropriate to use…

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    black forests and jagged mountains and deep, turbulent oceans. A monster. Spinning. Soundless. Forgotten. It’s so close now." It was once us. It will be us. I don 't think that will ever leave humankind 's subconscious. Chapter One - Destroying ‘Euphemism’ in Life ~Nicolas~ It is chaos. This word is too small to explain the situation. This is a genocide. And those bloody humans started it. My name 's Nicolas. I 'd like to add that I have flaming red hair. Pretty awesome I know. I could set…

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    If anyone needs help, then it would be you! Photoshopping isn't right. We already have the stupid media to do that. We don't need another asses as well. It makes me happy that people think about health and diet, but in the way you're promoting it, never in a million years would any change occur and this isn't helping anyone. This is a shit excuse of a health promotion page. And to all of the people who are saying 'Instagram isn't for kids of u got offended delete the fucking app u stupid fucks'…

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    takes an old coin out of his pocket. DALE (CONT’D) I got my wish. I just haven’t used it yet. (beat) Another tidbit about wish making. You can pre-grant wishes onto objects. I’m saving this one for a rainy day or for when I really fuck something up. ANDY Do you...fu...mess a lot of things up? DALE Oh yeah. Dale throws the coin into the air and quickly catches it right in front of Andy, causing her head to snap back. Dale puts the coin back into his pocket and takes out a crumpled piece of paper.…

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    SHIT Importance of Rhetoric Argument surrounds us; argument affects everything in each and every person’s life; argument affects emotion, attitude, and decisions (Heinrichs). Rhetoric is all SHIT tools and methods used in order to win an argument; SHITrefore rhetoric can be a useful tool to be familiar with. Rhetoric has value and should be taught in high school because rhetoric can be SHIT root of argument, rhetoric can been seen everywhere in our everyday lives, and people can become aware of…

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