Kenny McCormick

don’t know. We came back to see Kenny chilling out on the couch. “Hey!” I say too loud. Inside voice Craig. “Yo! Can I have some?” Kenny is really strung out. “Hell yeah!” I’m really excited to see Kenny for some reason. I eat too many nuggets as Kenny drinks the barbeque sauce like a shot. Tweek pass out on my floor and his limbs are all sprawled out. Kenny laughs “Butters is making so much money being a pimp, man!” I know that yet, I still act surprised. Kenny and I watch infomercials like…

time with Craig, now that Kenny and Tweek are constantly together. Craig and I were sitting on my bed while he was smoking another cigarette. Bebe’s parents went on another vacation and trusted their daughter. “I don’t want to see those people, even if it’s to get fucking smashed. I’m not feeling great.” Craig drawled as he blew smoke from his mouth. I shook my head in agreement. The rumor mill around school is that literally everyone at South Park High was going. Kenny even talked Tweek into it…

eight-year-old boys go on outlandish adventures that range from including anything from demons, crab people, to numerous celebrities and politicians not shying away from targeting whomever. These four boys Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflowski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick…