Jerry Seinfeld

I walked with stiff pie-encrusted legs. I was on my way to work from McKinley high school. The scene of the crime, where the miniature cherry pie took flight from Jessica Rabanne's lunch tray (and landed on my favorite jeans) to even further deepen my hatred for that lip-gloss-wearing beast. Now, I wouldn’t be so salty if she had apologized instead of complaining about the fact that her pie came into contact with my thigh. As tragic as it was, I didn’t have time to go home and change after…

Seinfeld tells a narrative in the beginning of his argument that utilizes concrete language to capture the attention of his audience. Once at a show, he was poking fun at the way people scroll through their phone like a “gay French king.”. He claims, “comedy is where you can feel an opinion,” and the audience did not react positively to his homosexual joke (“Jerry Seinfeld is…”). Seinfeld believes he should not have to apologize for an observation…

Seinfeld was a very popular sitcom that ran on NBC from 1989-1998. Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, who played himself in the show, created it. It was quoted as being a “show about nothing”. Most episodes were about Jerry and his friend’s daily lives. Seinfeld has had a effect on many generations cultures, not just the generation of people that watched it in the eighties and ninety’s. Seinfeld was the first sitcom of its time. It was a sitcom about everyday life and the characters had a life of…

Seinfeld, like any great source of entertainment, requires from its audience a suspension of disbelief. While the show isn’t rife with fantastical creatures and diabolic terrorist plots, it is unquestionably ridiculous, thus prompting the audience to just imagine a world where the most deplorable social crimes go unpunished. Yet as over the top as Seinfeld may seem, you slowly begin to realize that it’s not all too far fetched. The genius in Seinfeld lies in its ability to sneak up on you.…

“When I left that icy prison I’d no idea where north and south were but I did have two very strong convictions. One was that good novels must be a poetic transposition of reality, and the other was that mankind’s immediate future lay in socialism” (qtd. in Bloom 11). This is the essence of Gárcia Márquez. A man of hard principles and passionate imagination, he was born on March 6, 1928 in Aracataca, Columbia. His childhood years were marked by his relationships with his grandparents and his…

Dagoberto Gilb’s short story “Shout” addresses the idea of a life full of struggle. It begins with a guy struggling to open the door to his house. After moving to the states from Mexico, losing his old job, and losing the duplex apartment that they had lived in for years, they had to keep the door locked on their new apartment because they didn’t want the baby to get out into the bad neighborhood they now live in. From here the day just got worse, he had been working all day and was hot and…

With the invention of the Internet has come with the creation of a whole new way people express their creativity. A common form of expression on the internet is through the use of fan made content, including things such as fan fiction and memes. In recent months, the 2007 animated film Bee Movie has received much attention on the internet through the use of this fan made content, in particular memes. Many of these memes are about making the film seem even more absurd through editing the film or…

1. The only physical characteristics mentioned was that of Mr. Thorwald, he was dark haired but of Scandinavian ancestry. 2. Jeff was injured and confine to his apartment with a cast on. While Mr. Thorwald during the story he each time before bed and once early in the morning he would take stiff shots of liquor. Also two to three times he would strike a match while probably lying on the sofa or standing at the rear of the window, he stood at the window often sweeping his eyes from left to right…

The deepest discussed moral questions are about life, innocence, and experience. Experience can improve everyone's life when they learn from innocence to experience. Sometimes experience helps to improve life, but It also can destroy the future by mistake we make in the past, and it's always stayed in our mind as a right or wrong memory. Being an adult is not easy for everyone. Some people learn and get experience from their mistakes, and some people make mistakes over and over again, and they…

On the literal level, this riddle refers to a quill and the 3 fingers used to write with it. Writing always requires a writing utensil and fingers to work together produce words.In this riddle, the word “weird” doesn’t mean strange, its definition is destined, which allows the answer to make sense. The creature -- a hand writing-- moved swiftly, leaving black tracks, otherwise known as words written in black ink. At the time, quills were used to write, alluding to the phrase “flew through air”.…