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I know he’s not this imperceptive. I mean really, did he think I’d crawl into a hole and wait for rescue. I roll my eyes. “Lock-down. Not happening. I’m thinking maybe we use me as bait. Draw him out someplace….” I’m stopped mid-sentence. “Oh fuck no. This isn’t up for discussion. Until that bastard’s dead, you’re not going anywhere but the clubhouse.” I’d be scared right now if I wasn’t getting pissed. Looking at his face I wait for horns to grow from his forehead and a pitchfork to show up…

Quiet was a luxury in the Edwards’ family home. The air was normally filled with the raucous vulgarity of Lyle’s bi-weekly poker games or the non-stop chorus of “amen” from Sadie’s Bible study. Except this particular cool Sunday evening. James had the house to himself and he was spending it the only way any introverted teenage boy would, reading Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card. He was still in early in the novel but was engrossed in it. James had just reached the scene where Ender was…

“What the fuck is wrong with you!” my dad screamed. As I opened my mouth to start apologizing and plea my innocence, he got even more livid. His face turned redder than a tomato. I didn’t even attempt to say another word. He grabbed me by the arm and took me back…

In this revision of my micro essay, “Gender, Sexuality, and Sports in Check, Please!,” I will focus on the idea of being queer in sports, namely hockey, and how masculinity and sports culture in the webcomic’s world affect these characters (in this case, Jack Zimmermann and Eric Bittle). In order to support this idea, I will be using several of the comics, ranging from year one to the most current update, and analyzing certain aspects of them in depth. This would differ from my original essay,…

Samantha thinks that she will never find love, that is until her sister, Diane, sends her on a vacation getaway to an exotic island, where she meets this hot stranger. Problem is, she discovers that Christian is a spoiled billionaire who is a super womanizer. At first Samantha tried to deny her feelings for Christian, but she discovered that she could not get him out of her mind. Christian knew he was head over heels in love with Samantha right from the moment that he first saw her, and he could…

When Starr first told me that she was going to become a ‘call girl’, I wasn’t really sure what to think. I was angry, I was scared, but most of all I was ignorant. She had told me multiple times that she had been running into some money problems and even though I offered some assistance to her, she turned it down and said “Thank you, but it’s not enough”. In turn I started to think: how much trouble could she be in? After I voiced my concerns to her, she began to explain to me why she had an…

“That fucking prick! Kids these days have no patience at all.” Cooper yelled beside me. “Hey mother fucker don’t fucking blow out my eardrums because you are angry at some punk. Now continue.” He looked at me partially confused, but then started up talking again and saying “But that’s why I think that Animal House is the best movie.” I paused for a second and replied back with “That’s all a matter of opinion Coop, not a fucking fact. A fact would be that Sahara in Arabic means desert. So when we…

It was leaning into the late, gleaming hours of 8:00 o'clock and Mrs. Diamond Taylor was still at NorthBerry High grading a plethora of exams. All the other teachers had left, including her ass of a boss, Mr. Thomas. At least that what she thought. She looked up, startled when she witnessed her oak, door fling open. Diamond has the paranoia of a dork. It got so crazy, sometimes she would have her husband, Jayceon Taylor sit at the school with her and grade. "Still her Mrs, Taylor?" Mr Thomas…

or the last thirty minutes, I’ve been invariably groaning and rubbing my temples being continually urged to “chill” by the boy next to me. I wasn’t sure if he was serious or not. Although, I still can’t believe that I’d be with this annoying dipshit for three more hours. “So, was that a yes or a no? Seriously, I don’t understand you,” He states for the thirteenth time just as he scans my face for an answer. However, I stay silent for an instant. “Alright! I’ll take that as a yes.” “Dude. You…

When I woke up I was still on the ground covered in semen, I slowly got up and gathered up my clothes before making my way into my bathroom to clean myself up, I turned on the water, waiting for it to heat up. I stepped in the shower sitting on the floor, bringing my knees to my chest and wrapping my arms around them, letting the hot water cascade down my body while letting silent tears run down my face. After a while the water went cold so I shut it off, stepped out, and dried off, I then put…