Fuck tha Police

For as long as i could remember ive always stayed up through out the night till the sun rise and its light would beam its rays in and i would finally get tired, ive tried plenty of times to change my sleep cycle. I am known to be pretty fearless standing up for other people even risking my own life, well im just pointing out that im not afraid of most things. so normally im up pretty late hanging out with my two dogs after my roommates go to bed its usally silent unless they left the tv on and…

We had been good friends from high school although neither of us could recall how we met. He had come from the private boy’s school down the street from my all-girls preparatory academy and that’s all I knew. He only called me when it was convenient for him or if he wanted something, and he liked to treat me like an object that he could lead on. After all, I was a whore. College was coming to an end and he had just broken up with his college girlfriend, Abby when he raped me. Christian had text…

Jeremy my one and only love, As honey bunches of oaks say, “Give your bunch more choices”, every time I see that word, my Jeremy Glare comes over my face…... Heathers is placing jobs on Facebook, my uncle has suggested I apply here and there in Berea. Let me make it crystal clear for you Jeremy, we both know who I am going to work with Love and Marry, no choice involved. Why? We are becoming a Kruger Pretzel. Because we have both waited years for it to happen. What was that??? Yes, YEARS.…

“What do you mean nobody knows where he’s at?” I asked the MC. They had called a meeting and wanted to talk to me about Hunter. Lucifer the President leaned back in his chair, “What we mean is after that weekend he sold the house for cash. Apparently his real name isn’t Hunter Hastings, we’ve searched for him high and low, no computer database has him either. Even the college can’t help us, they did help as much as they could by letting access their system.” I rubbed my forehead, it had…

I think I ordered a fuck ton of nuggets I don’t remember. Tweek is laughing hysterically and I’m not sure at what, nothing is particularly funny. I notice there’s stars in the sky and I’m glad that no one else is at the McDonald’s drive through at midnight. I think we left South Park for this? I just knew how to get here. Tweek handed me a twenty. Andrew Jackson looks weird. I received the nuggets and Tweek squeals in excitement. Fuck yeah. I’m certain I was speeding We had nuggets…

Sucker Punch Saturday night started out slow. I was spending more time in the back talking to Angel and Sky than out on the floor. I had gotten a few new outfits with all the money I had made Friday night. “Check this one out,” I held up a hanger with a two-piece white bikini outfit on it. The bra top and the waistband of the thong were covered with red, white, and blue sequins. It came with a matching garter. “Nice. Patriotic,” Angel said. She had gotten a new gown, full length black with…

Fortunately, I grew up in a household where both of my parents were very present in my life. Therefor, I did not even consider interviewing my dad. Although he was born and raised in Ireland, I thought I had already informally interviewed my father throughout life. I have heard the stories of his childhood and about the weird traditions. But when I sat down and actually talked about what it was like to come from Ireland to America I realized that there was a lot that I had yet to learn. First,…

Colbert. So awesome. I can 't believe it 's you!" "Thanks. Thank-you." DS bowed and sat down quiet as a mouse. He looked up to see Ms. Balls winding down the applause with the rest of the cabin. She leaned back into DS 's ear. "I don 't give a fuck who you killed. Be good or you 'll be next." DS waited until she was well down the aisle to call Grammy and tell her of the flight change. He got her machine. He whispered, "Hey Gram, I had to change flights. Same-ish time though. I 'll…

I was in hell. Try outs were a pain in the ass. I had never ever been through so much in one day. I loved basketball so much, I just love it. We warmed up and introduced ourselves to each other. Then the pain began, we started with the basic drills that everyone should know. We did lay ups, passes, and then we ran! Running will always be a natural thing, but me a person who hates running? I rather get a burn then have to run, but it’s part of the game. There was about 20 of us trying out. Our…

shrugged. “Stop when you see the dog,” he stated as logically as he had just solved a complex calculus problem in pen. I slammed on the brakes, let go of the wheel, and turned so I was looking straight at him. “The dog.” He nodded. “The dog is way the fuck back there!!” I screamed like a spoiled child, one hand pointing towards the back of the car for…