Bullshit

1 He was a writer; wrote short stories: nothing serious, and shorter than those that appear in magazines and newspapers, barely more than a few hundred words; didn’t think he could carry no story for long. 2 The writers though. Ask him who he likes and he will throw names at you. Days he will forget to mention Joyce or Nabokov. Not Kafka though; Kafka was the colossus to him. With Kafka to talk about he will speak miles per minute. Will tell you that there never existed a better coalesce of…

grow, expand and change things to stay up-to-date on what interests people. 1, 2, 3, Pfft... :P I cannot begin to count how many times I have read a Blog Help post that said, I "HAD" to pick a blog niche or I would confuse my audience. *cough, bullshit, cough!* Three year olds…

with that? C’mon, Booker, even you’re not that good of a liar.” Refusing to acknowledge Penhall’s attempt to wind him up, Booker’s expression remained neutral. “Sure. I think it’ll be good for Tom.” It was on the tip of Doug’s tongue to scream, ‘Bullshit!’ but he managed to contain himself. Booker was trying not to be a complete pain in the ass, and the least he could do was acknowledge the effort. Rising from his chair, he flashed the dark-haired officer a half-hearted smile. “Yeah, okay,…

At three in the morning on Monday, Levi raps on the door of the Jaeger household. The fact that it’s Monday is incidental; the fact that it’s the Jaeger household is not. He’s secretly hoping for a glimpse of messy brown hair and too-trusting green eyes, and when he hears the lock being turned he sees that his wish has been granted. “Hey,” he says, his voice cracking halfway through. Eren’s lips part on an unspoken word, his thick eyebrows furrowed tightly on his forehead. He holds the door open…

Film Blog Assignment: 5 Flights Up The film “5 Flights Up” follows an elderly married couple as they attempt to sell their apartment while dealing with their sick dog, a “terrorist” incident in the neighbourhood, and the fact that they really don’t want to move but are being pushed towards it by family and acquaintances who believe that the building isn’t suitable for an aging couple. The definition of the ideological code of the “Standard North American Family,” which is commonly abbreviated to…

writer and English teacher, Zach offers her some of his own plans that cause her to question her identity. “‘I wanna be a lawyer’...’I’ve just never heard of a Negro lawyer, that’s all. You’ve got to hear of these things before you can imagine them’ ‘Bullshit. You gotta imagine what’s never been’” (Kidd). This quote allows Lily to understand that her identity is not shaped by what memories haunt her past. Through this she is encouraged to imagine what she thought is not possible, allowing her to…

Kauleta where did you go" my mère called as we walked From the exit or jc penny 's to our car. It was an unbearably hot day and I had made the mistake Of wearing a long sleeve shirt pervious to this my brother Had taken off his shirt so before we crossed the street I stopped to take off my shirt keep in mind I was only like 6 or 7At the time I didn 't have much but mosquito bites for breast so I thought It was okay to take off my shirt and plus I seen my brother do it plenty of times So I…

The Monster Okay, so you know how no one wants to get some holes ripped in their mouth because they can’t eat anything good except for like ice cream? And wisdom teeth in general just suck and fuck up your mouth by coming in like sideways and shit causing infections and overbite like a bulldog or whatever and just altogether wasting all that time and money and effort – not to mention all the endured humiliation from sneers like ‘brace-face’ – which the braces did to make your smile attractive?…

something to protect yourself with. For ten packs of cigarettes, you know the tops brand that comes in the yellow pack? Well, for ten of those, which is considered $50, we could get moved in the same cell or at least the same dorm. That would be straight, ‘cause I don't trust too many people, bruh.” “Yeah. I read it...and I will shoot you the Tops, as soon as we get back in. Just send the trustee to me.” The two continued to walk back and forth discussing business at hand until it was time to…

Four years have passed since I gave him my soul. He came to me today with a box. This box was odd. The odd thing was it was colored, these colors were like a void in space in time. I couldn 't keep my eyes off the box. The colors of the box moved like a wave the colors came in shades of blue, pink, and purple. Maybe my curiosity will kill me. Before I could open my mouth to ask my curious questions he started to talk in a hushed voice. "Elizabeth I know four years ago we made a deal, but now…