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31 Cards in this Set
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Syphillis
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(Treponema Pallidum one can catch syhillis at the paladium
Shanker Condolomylata Tertiary Syphillis Aortic Valve Taebes Dorsalis Gumma Liqueficatuon Necrosis Kline and Kohn Test Kolmer Test “The KKK would kill you if they knew how you contacted Psyhillis” |
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Lyme Disease
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“Boriella Burgdorfei” – I caught Lyme disease at Bergdorf’s in the bullpit. It was a bitch and gave me a total MIGRAINE”
Bulls eye rash Erythema Chronicum Migricans |
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TB
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“I caught/INHALED TB while eating CHEESE and taking ACID with max azaria from BCbG. I was a MAN and took the test asap. Unfortunatley I was already a GHONer and thus I lost my job at the Neilson ratings”
Caseus Necrosis Inhilation Ghon Tubercles Acid Fast Zeheil Neilsen Mantoux Test Langerhans Test BCG is the Vaccine Histoplasmosis (bottom page 4) |
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Rheumatic Fever
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The MITY John ASCHOFF, the former attorney General, RHEUmembered for RED Cellular RASH all over his face, died from KIDNEY PROBLEMS from Strep A while prosecuting a PYROMANIAC.
Group A Hemolytic Strep (aka Strep pyogenes) Acute Glomerlular Nephritis Cellulitis (aka eryosyhillis) Mitral Valve Aschoff Bodies Test = ASO Titre |
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Brodies Abcyss
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Susan Brody picked up an abcyss caused by Staph Aureus when she was involuntarily sequestered to the hospital
Chronic Osteomyelitis Staph Aureus Nosocomial Sequestrum Involutum |
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Staph Aureus (staphylococcus)
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The STAPH at the university of AUREUS got osteomyelitis when they were TOXICALLY SCALDED by Samanilla and Botulism after eating RAW HONEY.
Osteomyelitis Toxic shock syndrome Scalded skin syndrome Salmonilla Cloistridium Botulinum Raw Honey Floppy Baby Syndrome / ACH 1st Sign – Diplopia 2nd Sign Death |
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Inclusion Bodies
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Guarneri Bodies – guava are small
Negri Bodies – the black dog Lewy Bodies – my grandfather Lewy always forgets |
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Mycoplasm
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Lacks cell wall
Penicillin is ineffective Atypical pneumonia |
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Menigitis
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Ecoli - newborn
Hemophalous Influenza - child Strep Pneumomiae - Adult Nisseria Menigitis – Child and Adult Cryptococcus Neoformas - the yeast that causes meningitis |
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Legionaire’s Disease
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The Legionaires All Drive Pontiacs
Bacterium Water Droplets Pontiac’s Disease |
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Klepsiella Pneumonia
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Currant Red Jelly Sputum
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Herpes
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Herpes Simplex I
CN V Herpes Simplex II Genital Herpes Zoster Shingles Chicken Pox Dermatome |
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Staining Procedure
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METHYLENE, a beautiful young girl with BLUE eyes, got hooked on CRYSTAL. She said “I O DINE only in BRICK restaurants. She was crazy already as she always smelled like ACETONE due to her ridiculous nails and ETHANOL due to her drinking problem. Mr. GRAM thought her problem lied in a lack of SAFFRIN in her diet.
Methyleen Blue or Crystal Violet Iodine (mordant / fixer) Acetone or Ethanol (wash) Saffarin Blue – Gram + Red – Gram – |
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Catalase Test
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On the cruise to CATAlina Island, the STAPH got STREP.
Staph Strep |
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Coagulase Test
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Pathogenic Staph (staph aureus)
Non Pathogenic Staph (staph epidermis) |
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Polio
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Bulbar Type / Respiratory Paralysis
Water Transmission Anterior Horn Salk – dead vaccine “attenuated” – this SALKS, I am dead! Sabin – live vaccine |
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Tests
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Phosphate = Milk
Biological Oxygen Demand = Water Pollution Coliform Count = E Coli in water |
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Antibodies
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IGA – body fluids
IGG – from placenta – 1st on scene IGM – largest – 2nd on scene IGE – allergies and parasites IGD – b cells and memory |
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Virus
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Eclipse Phase – most deadly – when you can’t see what is going on
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Chlamydia Psittaci
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The PARROT sits LOW on my shoulder”
Parrot Fever Lower Respiratory Track Infection |
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Cornybacterium Diptheriae
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Mr. Gray DIPed his Schick razor in Water at the EXOn staion in front of a bunch of Chinese Babes. This incident Up ‘ d his social standing
Exotoxin Upper Respiratory Track Water Droplets Gray Psudomembrane Pleomorphic (Chinese letters) Shick Test Babes Ernst Bodies Test |
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Histoplasmosis (fungal)
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Histo was the Darling Bird of the Ohio and Mississippi river valley.
Darling’s Disease Bird Poop TB Mississippi and Ohio |
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Coccidioidomycosis (fungal)
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When it’s time to say IDO may it be in the VALLEY or DESERTS of the SOUTHWEST
Valley Fever Airborne Deserts of Southwest |
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Bacteria Cell Wall
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Peptidoglycan
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Mumps (viral)
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Paratitis
Orchitis CN VII (ant 2/3 of tongue) Chorda Timpinad |
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Dysentery
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E. Coli –
Coxsackie = childhood dysentery (aka hand, foot and mouth disease) Bacterial Dysentry = Shigella (aka Bacillary dysentery) Amebic Dysentry = Entamoeba Histolotica = Travellers Dysentery = Bloody Stools |
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Cholera
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Vibrio Cholerae
Fecal Oral / Water Born Comma Rice water stools |
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Malaria
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(aka Plasmodium Falciparum aka Black Water Fever)
May be fatal |
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Rickettsia Rickettsii
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(aka Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever)
Deer tick Rash on Distal Extremilty |
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Ricketesia Prowazeki
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(Epidemic Typhus, aka Bril Zinsser’s Dx)
Found in cities Lice / Louse |
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Coxiella Burnetti
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( aka Q Fever)
From Milk “Bill Burnett starred in Avenue Q as well as several MILK commercials” |
