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Blunt Trauma? |
Result of force to the body by objects that cause injury but do not penetrate or puncture soft tissue, internal organs, and body cavities |
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Penetrating Trama? |
Injury by objects that that penetrate soft tissues, internal organs, and body cavaties |
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Types of Vehicular Crashes? |
Frontal(Head-on) Rear(Rearing) Lateral(T-Bone) Roll-over(good boy) Rotational(Spins🤮) |
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Difference between the 4 major types of vehicular crashes? |
Direction of the force of impact. |
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What are the three collisions in a typical impact? |
Car/Car, tree, other object
Passenger vs car interior(Cars wild ride)
Internal Organs vs Solid Structure of the Body(Shaken not stirred) |
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Croup-contrecroup brain injury |
Compresion or bruising of the anterior portion of the brain and stretching(or tearing) of the posterior portion of the brain. |
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Car on Car, Car on Tree, Car on Other Object ITR |
Car porn Weird Car Porn(Kink shaming, sorry Lightning Mcqueen) Car Objectophilia🤐
Damage is most severe to the vehicle.
🖕car damage, 🖕patient injury 👎car damage, 👎patient injury
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Patient vs. Car Interior ITR |
Hamster running in hamster wheel, hamster trips, rolls around in hamster wheel, hamster gets thrown out...funny ****. Patient cuts me off, gets rear ended(on accident(on purpose)), car rolls, PT rolls around inside the car( PT ****** up now, gone learn today though), possibly gets thrown out of window(car must have been sick, eating ******* can do that...i think, its not my thing), splatters somwehere like a bug. ****** up funny ****. |
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Patient vs. Car Interior Common Injuries |
Lower Extremity Fractures Rib Fractures Head Trauma |
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Car vs. Other Objects |
Your internal organs have gotten jealous that they did not get the spotlight. They now mount a full frontal attack on your attention hogging visible body structure, in an attempt to gain the spotlight. (Sub's trying to become Dom's)
Damage my not be easily noticeable but are the most pife threatening(surprise, your ****** dead)
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Significant MOI caused by a Crash |
Death of vehicle occupant(No ******* ****) Severe Deformity of the Vehicle( **** up my bike, get ****** up...just saying Moderate intrusion from a lateral accident Severe damage from the rear(oops, wrong one, thats my bad) Crash that involve rotation Ejection from the vehicle(vehicular vomitus) |
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Frontal Crashes MOI |
Evaluate the seat restraint system--seat belt and air bags. Determine if the airbag was deployed( if it wasnt, be careful...it could be a trap set up by the car to lure unsuspecting ems pernsonel, "killed this guy(or gal, who knows, i dont got eyes)for driving like a dick and now when someone comes to get him, im gunna deploy the airbag right as he...surprise motha fucka!") |
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Airbags |
Can decrease the severity of deceleration injuries by allowing sestbelts to be more compliant by gently cushioning the body as the body slows(more compliant seatbelts...."and next, on the news, where we report about ****** up **** that happens to random ******* people while you sip your morning coffe, cuz your a sick ****...bootcamp for seatbelt? Keeping you safe since whenever the **** they were invented!" |
