What My Parents Want Me To Be When I Grow Up Essay
Yes, yes, I know there are cases of children happily following in the footsteps of their club wielding progenitors. However, in every one of …show more content…
Now some of you youngsters may think that you understand what I am talking about. In fact you may believe that since you have survived this long without losing all of your sanity, (or golf balls), then you have a fair chance of making it till your parents have found better links in the afterlife. Well forget it. You have only just started on the journey to damnation. The worst of it doesn't arrive until you actually understand what their golfing terms mean.
At first I thought that playing a few rounds would placate my folks. The constant pressure of their tournament postmortems was getting to me. Most of my friends' Mothers were asking them when a marriage or grandchildren could be expected. Not mine. My dear old Ma would sweetly inquire when I would be getting a membership at the local course. So you can see how I could be tempted to do anything to relieve the pressure. Maybe a few games would reassure them.