Zombie Apocalypse Research Paper

What I would say to a Zombie

You say that the people living here are monsters because we make movies that show that you are insignificant. But you are the real monsters because you come up to us and eat our brains for fun. Who is the real monster the people that are alive or the people that are dead. You say that humans are easy to be eliminated and you are hard to be. But who will be easy to be killed when my brother sends me a tank to blast you all back to where you came from.
You keep me locked up in this cage made of human bones because you are going to save me and then eat me when you dominate the world. But guess what I’m ok with that because when you open this cage i am going to get my flame thrower to burn you all into my main