I started my life not in Wanaque, New Jersey, or even Abingtin, Pennsylvania, but on planet Zitron where I was the only human. The story starts as so: See my mother was the only human-like creature that had ever touched Zitron. She met my father, Josef, sorceror of Mars, on a trip to alter the Earth’s rotation. Now on a new trip, a secret mission, she was captain of the greatest spaceship of all time, the Superbooster, a rocket she had engineered herself. After devouring two bags of Zitron provided gasoline she began to drift asleep at her post. Seeing this her right tentacle co-captain, Elena, told her to rest. But my mother knew better, she understood that not all Zitron citzens (Tronies) agreed with the goverments decision to launch the
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Zitron and Mars were sibling planets from the oringinal split; Mars, fiery and fearce, But Zitron freezing though soft. The planets fine differences were the cause of many wars throughout their history, but overtime they became tired of the fighting and split their seperate ways. Mars went to its spot now in the Milky Way, but Zitron stood where it was. So for Mars seeing a Zitron ship so close by could only mean one thing….ATACK!!! Alarms flooded the galaxy and soldiers rushed out of every crater to stand against the Tronies. You can only imagine their surprise when my mother’s ship turned sharply into Earth’s …show more content…
But see he was curious, there was no sign of engine failure as the ship turned, the change in direction was intentional. So, he gathered his fearcest men and rushed to Earth as well, seeking to understand such a change in events. Once deep enough into our atmosphere my father and his men followed the Tronies into New York City where they landed in a large field. Us dumb Earthlings were oblivious to the showdown thanks to Josef’s sorcery, but sadly, I was not. Bewildered as to why no one paid any attention to two ships parked in Central Park I foolishly ran towards the two leaders. “Sydney?”, cried my father in a sappy end of movie attitude, “Is that you?” “Oh, duh it’s her Josef, there are reasons I travel other than to beat you and your people at another war. I wanted to see my daughter.”
“Uhhhh, daugher?”, I asked. I must have heard wrong. “I’m an orphan, I’m no one’s
Zitron and Mars were sibling planets from the oringinal split; Mars, fiery and fearce, But Zitron freezing though soft. The planets fine differences were the cause of many wars throughout their history, but overtime they became tired of the fighting and split their seperate ways. Mars went to its spot now in the Milky Way, but Zitron stood where it was. So for Mars seeing a Zitron ship so close by could only mean one thing….ATACK!!! Alarms flooded the galaxy and soldiers rushed out of every crater to stand against the Tronies. You can only imagine their surprise when my mother’s ship turned sharply into Earth’s …show more content…
But see he was curious, there was no sign of engine failure as the ship turned, the change in direction was intentional. So, he gathered his fearcest men and rushed to Earth as well, seeking to understand such a change in events. Once deep enough into our atmosphere my father and his men followed the Tronies into New York City where they landed in a large field. Us dumb Earthlings were oblivious to the showdown thanks to Josef’s sorcery, but sadly, I was not. Bewildered as to why no one paid any attention to two ships parked in Central Park I foolishly ran towards the two leaders. “Sydney?”, cried my father in a sappy end of movie attitude, “Is that you?” “Oh, duh it’s her Josef, there are reasons I travel other than to beat you and your people at another war. I wanted to see my daughter.”
“Uhhhh, daugher?”, I asked. I must have heard wrong. “I’m an orphan, I’m no one’s