You Must Be Cray Speech

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Give you a ride?
You must be cray
There is no pride
In driving an old rusty red Chevrolet

Take you on a date?
You must be cray

Cook you dinner?
You must be cray
I am only a beginner
I’m no Bobby Flay

Be by your side?
You must be cray
I am unqualified
And I don’t want you to find out the hard way

Doing all this?
I must be cray
But I will persist
In order to make your day

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